Wednesday shat in Cwej's bidet

[Suomi]

I was wrong on purpose because we reached the point of the discourse where people were about to say things they would regret and I needed a distraction

 

[Sally Thomsett]

 

[Iguana]

The @Sally Thomsett laugh gets me EVERY TIME

 

[jivafox]

Are we

POOR?!

 

[Sheena]

Look, sorry to butt in and all that, but where was MY apology?

 

[ButterTart]

I was wrong on purpose because we reached the point of the discourse where people were about to say things they would regret and I needed a distraction

As I discovered to my cost when I eagerly went to the SVT site and discovered there was nothing there.
On the plus side, I love the word ‘klipp’.

 

[Indie]

I have no idea what's going on here, but I apologise profusely to @Sheena.

And it's entirely lovely to see @Sniffles again (even if she doesn't want to stay)

 

[Sheena]

I like half of that post

 

[Sniffles]

Sorry to Sheena that he is occasionally funny and occasionally a DOMINEERING OLD BORE

 

[Loufoque]

I mean, even if she insulted you, you have to agree that Mo's comeback has been a little bit... iconic. If she was a big pop girl (like Moonbaby), we would have no choice but to stan the new era.

 

[Berly]

No idea what is going on but living for the impact of another Mariah fan in the fold.

Comes for the MC30 chat, stays for the insults and threats.

 

[Sniffles]

I mean, even if she insulted you, you have to agree that Mo's comeback has been a little bit... iconic. If she was a big pop girl (like Moonbaby), we would have no choice but to stan the new era.

I'M JUST MORE EDGY. I'M A LANA

 

[Loufoque]

No idea what is going on but living for the impact of another Mariah fan in the fold.

Comes for the MC30 chat, stays for the insults and threats.

Like with Mariah herself, there are always going to be people called haters, and we give them... a full-blown nuclear explosion.

 

[Kate]

Cancelled?

 

[Sniffles]

Cancelled?

No, Kate. We just had an Ariana moment.

I'm going to let you be a backing singer in a Christmas video now. Octophone is JLo.

 

[Sniffles]

Or maybe CHRISTINA AGUILERA

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm casting Mo as Melanie Thornton back from the dead, Octophone as Kelly Overett and Kate as Janice Robinson if we're doing arbitrary comparisons to big pop girls.

 

[Sniffles]

Like with Mariah herself, there are always going to be people called haters, and we give them... a full-blown nuclear explosion.

POW

 

[Kate]

I'm casting Mo as Melanie Thornton back from the dead, Octophone as Kelly Overett and Kate as Janice Robinson if we're doing arbitrary comparisons to big pop girls.

I'm happy with that.

You can be Alex Party now accepting lives.

 

[Kate]

btw Mo would you like to join our BRING BACK TAGS campaign

 

[Iguana]

btw Mo would you like to join our BRING BACK TAGS campaign

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Robin S tired of being shown love

 

[Sniffles]

btw Mo would you like to join our BRING BACK TAGS campaign

No thank you ARI DEAR, tags are a way for people to anonymously bully people. (Not you, but others.)

 

[Kate]

I thought now was the ideal time for another discussion and poll, no?

 

[Iguana]

I thought now was the ideal time for another discussion and poll, no?

Well, you had an eventful two weeks as an admin, and we thank you for your service.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I love the current admin team, even though they apparently favour you based on financial contributions(!)

 

[Sniffles]

OMG LOVING this ignore button, guys you've really upped your game

I don't have to listen to anyone I haven't listened to since the eighth grade

 

[Loufoque]

Also, the iconic "Can I speak to the manager" moment in this thread gives me life.

 

[Sniffles]

Forget the image, forget the ensemble, forget the rumours, forget the short skirts, the big hair... WHATEVER! I owe this to the fans and I will never forget you (except @VoR who I forgot in my speech earlier, sorry VoR)

 

[Dark Carnival]

I love the current admin team, even though they apparently favour you based on financial contributions(!)

I had no idea we had access to that kind of info!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I had no idea we had access to that kind of info!

It was based on a post by dUb on the previous page.

 

[Sniffles]

Octophone cancelled her direct debit because I might stay and talk about Mariah?

MY IMPACT

 

[Star]

Just wanted to say hi to @Sniffles

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Anyway, surely shitting in a bidet is a risk that comes with the territory. I've never used one, but feel like it's something I need to tick off the list.

 

[Sniffles]

Just wanted to say hi to @Sniffles

Hi lovely! Hope you and your beautiful family are well

Causing quite the STIR

 

[Sniffles]

Absolutely.

Oh and you can thank Octophone for my return, because this is the one that MADE ME POST.

I don't like people who don't know me passing comment on me after an 8 year absence. Saying that I look ghostly in a photo? Fine. (I am very pale and hadn't graduated to superior foundation shades and brands at that point. I would kill to look that fresh and young again!)

Confidently asserting what I would do in some ludicrous Moopy situation? Not fine.

Cancelling your DIRECT DEBIT? Sounds like a Tory donor who doesn't want to let new people into the country.

 

[VoR]

I really need to get back into reading the daily threads.

Loving the return of perennial agent of chaos @Sniffles / Molicious

I do think unless there is active and proven trolling or similar misbehaviour happening, we shouldn't be publicly 'outing' former posters if they choose to browse incognito. But that seems to have been cleared up now.

Regardless of certain former chart-adjacent recording artists proving themselves to be a bit nuts, the past few days has definitely shone a(nother) light on some uncomfortable dynamics on this forum that we'd all like to think was in the past, but frankly it clearly isn't. Disappointing to see it raise its ugly head once again in this thread. There's just no need for it. We're all increasingly decrepit adults at this point, not playground bullies. If you're not fond of somebody, fucking ignore them!

 

[Suomi]

In fairness to the outing - yesterday was like being on Sunset Beach - Terror Island, and we didn’t know who was leaking information. Kate did her job well!

 

[Jark]

I really do think at some point you have to let these old shitty grudges go - at what point does it go from righteous and/or justified (in your own mind) to just sad? We're all PRETTY OLD NOW, let's not forget!

I'm fucking not! I'm FRESH, YOUNG N' TIGHT.

and if you disagree you can have your MONEY BACK!

 

[dmlaw]

In fairness to the outing - yesterday was like being on Sunset Beach - Terror Island, and we didn’t know who was leaking information. Kate did her job well!

This is a sensible and well reasoned post. I can only assume that Suomi has an evil twin, it was the one who was posting all along and that you are now good Suomi.