Saturday reintroduces itself

[Jark]

GOOD MORNING LOVERS!

I'm thinking of buying some FLORENCE BY MILLS facial products but wondering if I'm not too OLD for it as they're all advertised by Millie Bobby Brown and the predominant colour on their website is A TEENAGERY LILAC!

Today I want to: bleach and cut my hair, work out, eat well x2, write a short story for @ButterTart and learn to make music and have beers and dinner with my bestie because I haven't seen another human in seven days. But so far I have: lay in bed, sent a voice memo and touched myself.

I HOPE I CAN FIT IT ALL IN!

Spoiler

 

[Dark Carnival]

You might be aiming too high JARK. Just cut and bleach your hair. That’s already more than we expect of you.

 

[Star]

And don't forget to send in your valentines message to me :emoji_heart::emoji_heartbeat::emoji_hearts::emoji_gift_heart::emoji_heartpulse:

 

[ButterTart]

GOOD MORNING LOVERS!

I'm thinking of buying some FLORENCE BY MILLS facial products but wondering if I'm not too OLD for it as they're all advertised by Millie Bobby Brown and the predominant colour on their website is A TEENAGERY LILAC!

Today I want to: bleach and cut my hair, work out, eat well x2, write a short story for @ButterTart and learn to make music and have beers and dinner with my bestie because I haven't seen another human in seven days. But so far I have: lay in bed, sent a voice memo and touched myself.

I HOPE I CAN FIT IT ALL IN!

Spoiler

You've just reminded me I need to write a short story for @ButterTart as well. If he wasn't so darn beautiful I'd be quite annoyed as his demands by now.

 

[Jark]

I took the PURPLE PLUNGE and bought some Dreamy Dew Moisturiser and Mind Glowing Peel Off Mask so I'll almost certainly have skin like a baby's arse by this time next week as well as a faint cunty vibe that simply flows out of my iridescent pores like wine from a chalice at a 13th century banquet.

Will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful? guess we won't have to FIND OUT JUST YET.

 

[Lucille]

Having not seen anyone in 3 months I’ve not been TAKING CARE OF MY APPEARENCE, but probably should start working on myself prior to my HOTLY ANTICIPATED return to the LONDON SCENE.

 

[Whatevar]

I might shave my head today. My hair looks so shit.

 

[Suomi]

Does anyone want a cryptic clue, and you can answer it and if you’re right you win a Like

 

[Suomi]

Category: City

clue: Adam and Eve’s home is absolutely freezing!

 

[Suomi]

Category: capital city

clue: naked Eileen

 

[Soldi]

Hi loves, I just woke up. Not BLEACHING anything this end but I am currently using the regine foam @big ron suggested

 

[Soldi]

Category: City

clue: Adam and Eve’s home is absolutely freezing!

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[Suomi]

category: musical instrument

clue: former president’s domesticated animal

 

[Suomi]

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okay that’s not right but I’m gonna give you a Like for having such a good go

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Category: City

clue: Adam and Eve’s home is absolutely freezing!

Eden Brrrr

Edinburgh

 

[Suomi]

I can see @Star there working out the answers , good luck Star I believe in you

 

[Suomi]

Eden Brrrr

Edinburgh

congratulations, you have won one (1) Like

 

[ZenGiraffe]

category: musical instrument

clue: former president’s domesticated animal

Trumpet

 

[Suomi]

@ZenGiraffe having a go, don’t be shy everyone

 

[Suomi]

Trumpet

okay that’s right, and I’m happy for you but maybe calm down? I only have 3 questions

 

[ZenGiraffe]

okay that’s right, and I’m happy for you but maybe calm down? I only have 3 questions

I will allow others to have the joy of solving the third.

 

[Suomi]

I will allow others to have the joy of solving the third.

I’m just kidding, I’ve got loads more, please maximise your true potential

 

[Suomi]

category: singer

clue: tea without chocolate

 

[Suomi]

category: book

clue: amazing! I thought I hit that vulpine but I didn’t.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

category: book

clue: amazing! I thought I hit that vulpine but I didn’t.

Fantastic! Mr Fox.

 

[Suomi]

Fantastic! Mr Fox.

you with this game: :emoji_lifter:

 

[Tisch]

Fantastic! Mr Fox.

I assumed this but didn't get it. Some ESSPLAIN

 

[Tisch]

Oh Mr = missed a!

Love it

 

[ZenGiraffe]

category: singer

clue: tea without chocolate

Bruno Mars.

Fuming it took me so long.

 

[Suomi]

Bruno Mars.

Fuming it took me so long.

your Like count taking off with this game :emoji_airplane_departure:

 

[Suomi]

category: tv show

clue: the cosmos, for example Madrid, I dispute that!

 

[Suomi]

category: Greek God

clue: A teletubby viewed from an adjacent position

 

[ZenGiraffe]

category: Greek God

clue: A teletubby viewed from an adjacent position

Poseidon

 

[Suomi]

Poseidon

:emoji_carousel_horse:

 

[Suomi]

no category (this is worth 2 Likes, one from me and one from @Lucille )

Valiant in Eastern Europe! (7)

 

[Dark Carnival]

I don’t get this game. I hate it.

 

[Tisch]

Hate this

 

[Tisch]

Moopy poster: I'll take you to court the money of which you're indebted

 

[Suomi]

I don’t get this game. I hate it.

I’ll do one with your username to help explain:

The absence of light, but let’s have a parade!

and for my username:

Pollard perhaps, to I you are indebted

 

[Suomi]

Moopy poster: I'll take you to court the money of which you're indebted

Omg! Snappp