Eurovision 100: Semi Final 6

[dmlaw]

The Swedish production visuals were orgasmic! Sweden to host every year please

That would require them to win with the calculating shit that they keep sending, of course.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Is fisting actually punching an arse like on porn sometimes? Or is it just one finger, then another, then another, then another cos the former is probably actually horrible!

The one time I accidently did it was GRADUAL

 

[COB]

Is fisting actually punching an arse like on porn sometimes? Or is it just one finger, then another, then another, then another cos the former is probably actually horrible!

Sounds like a good topic for a podcast

 

[D5K]

This shit came second didn't it? Actually STOP THE FUCK.

No, 12th.

Oh good!

There's a good chance you're talking about different songs here

 

[Dark Carnival]

OK THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE ENTRIED EVER!!

 

[Soldi]

FLY WITH MEH!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

VOTE FOR THIS YOU CUNTS

 

[Soldi]

Along with U.K. it’s one of the most underrated songs of 2017

 

[dmlaw]

SONG 45: 2017 Artsvik - Fly With Me - Armenia

 

[Dark Carnival]

When the dancers arrive!!! !!!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Is fisting actually punching an arse like on porn sometimes? Or is it just one finger, then another, then another, then another cos the former is probably actually horrible!

It was quite the delicate process. Lots and lots of poppers.

 

[RJN]

Is fisting actually punching an arse like on porn sometimes? Or is it just one finger, then another, then another, then another cos the former is probably actually horrible!

A little of this, a little of that

 

[ButterTart]

Is fisting actually punching an arse like on porn sometimes? Or is it just one finger, then another, then another, then another cos the former is probably actually horrible!

It's actually just a fist bump. Having a hand up your nipsy is for Sooty, not people.

 

[Tisch]

There's a good chance you're talking about different songs here

Oh problem with live threads. TURN THEM OFF!

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is such a sultry gem!

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Oh I LOVE Fly With Me! I always forget about it

I wish it was FOUR MINUTES LONG as it really could do with the extra time to further EXPLODE!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Sounds like a good topic for a podcast

Things more than one gay person likes.

 

[dmlaw]

There's a good chance you're talking about different songs here

Yes, this is true. Common Linnets came second, Hour of the Wolf came 12th. Thank you for clearing up all confusion. Is extensively drunken.

 

[D5K]

Oh problem with live threads. TURN THEM OFF!

Common Linnets came 2nd.
Dull wolf song didn't.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh problem with live threads. TURN THEM OFF!

 

[COB]

I barely remember this one but it's pretty good, isn't it?

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I just wish Armenia would enter stuff like Fly With Me and LoveWave EVERY YEAR and never bother to change it up

Chains On Me was of course ENTIRELY ACCEPTABLE too

 

[ButterTart]

If Qami couldn't get through last week, this absolute shite had best not manage to.

 

[Dark Carnival]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE IS OOOOOOOONE!!!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

If Qami couldn't get through last week, this absolute shite had best not manage to.

I'LL KILL YOU

 

[D5K]

I love the weird alien spaceship 2017 stage.

 

[Tisch]

Chains on You of course the LOST WINNER of 2020 that never was #sosad

 

[Dark Carnival]

I just wish Armenia would enter stuff like Fly With Me and LoveWave EVERY YEAR and never bother to change it up

Chains On Me was of course ENTIRELY ACCEPTABLE too

YES YES YES

 

[dmlaw]

We're definitely going to have to ban that move where all the dancers get in a line and wave their arms about.

 

[Alla]

This last part of the semi is underwhelming IMO, but it was impossible to live to that level of banger after banger.

 

[ButterTart]

Their Mum died not long after.

 

[dmlaw]

SONG 46: 2017 O'G3NE - Lights and Shadows - Netherlands

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh these whores

 

[Raining on Me]

Fly With Me is too grandiose to get through but I enjoyed the nonsense. I won't give it points

 

[ButterTart]

I'LL KILL YOU

Sorry The only problem I have with Fly With Me is that it's utter gash.

 

[dmlaw]

If anyone ever wanted to know what it would be like if Wilson Phillips were Dutch, now you know.

Thank SDF.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh these whores

They were singing to their terminally ill mother you monster

 

[D5K]

We're definitely going to have to ban that move where all the dancers get in a line and wave their arms about.

Alternatively we relax the rule of only six people on stage and create an infinite version

 

[RJN]

What is the point of being a girl group if you aren't going to be FUN

 

[COB]

Thank SDF.

Sorry but I REFUSE!