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Jark

Jark

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but enough about @OutSynk.

how are y'all DOIN'? I have a pitch presentation at 10 for a really exciting potential client, so I was too excited/nervous to go back to sleep.

and this weekend I have a first coffee date with a guy that I'm basically dreading because he sent me a voice message and his voice sounds AWFUL! how to back out?
 
Bonjour Madame Jark!

Tell him you think you caught Miss Rona and prefer to cancel just to be safe. That excuse has certainly been used on me during the past year :eyes:
 
it's true, it's true.

I'll go and then send a follow up text saying I've got "a lot on my plate right now". which in a way is true, because I do make big lunches.
 
Happy Publication Day and congratulations @Beverley!!! :disco:

Hope you celebrate with a BIG CAKE OF YOUR BOOK COVER

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Today's training session is being given in a lovely soothing Scottish accent. *goes back to sleep*
 
It's a grim day in my life today. I have to ring a client in five minutes and he's a proper wanker, woe betide him if he pulls his usual shit and starts shouting at me. This bitch isn't taking prisoners today.
 
I just went for my morning walk, and as I'm now tracking it on my special watch I had to keep making weird detours to meet my steps target :D I hope nobody saw me walking to the back door of my building, look at my wrist then turn tail and go round the front instead :eyes:
 
COB said:
I just went for my morning walk, and as I'm now tracking it on my special watch I had to keep making weird detours to meet my steps target :D I hope nobody saw me walking to the back door of my building, look at my wrist then turn tail and go round the front instead :eyes:
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Mandy does this when we go for a walk. She ends up walking round the carpark several times looking very dodgy
 
COB said:
I just went for my morning walk, and as I'm now tracking it on my special watch I had to keep making weird detours to meet my steps target :D I hope nobody saw me walking to the back door of my building, look at my wrist then turn tail and go round the front instead :eyes:
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My Fitbit had been on charge for 2 days, plugged into the laptop. When I put it on it was already registering that I'd done 7 steps that morning. After an hour working at the laptop when I had not got up from the table for any reason it was registering 56 steps. It also registers steps when I'm driving, I get two steps for turning left.
 
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I bought some fancy new bathroom scales the other day. So now not only can I assume i'm fat due to my weight, my scales actually tell me i'm fat too.
 
Waiting on a call that the person hasn't turned up to and never be more gladerer. It was my third of the fucking morning.
 
Soon be Friday! How is it Friday Eve already?!

Mole I was panicking about does seem to be healing just quite slowly. But it's more obvious comparing today's photo to Monday's that it is actually healing.
Still on the fence about following the doctor's advice to cancel my appointment if it looks normal by Monday. I doubt it'll be 100% by then and still got a weird sensation in the groin in the same leg (guys, it's like if you squeezed one of your nuts and you still have that very slight dull ache an hour later, except it's been like 2 weeks now) which thanks to Dr Google has me thinking about lymph nodes filling up with cancer cells. That or an STD, which is impossible unless you can get them via VR all of a sudden.

Too anxious to do much else. Ordered a couple of bits of random tat from Aliexpress for something to look forward to in a month or so, assuming I'm not in hospital getting my nodes yanked out.

Kate said:
Never bloody registers sex though does it, even though that is actual exercise!
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I saw "sex" and "register" and wondered what people had been up to.
 
Beverley said:
I'm feeling OK today. I was on BBC Radio London last night at midnight which totally fucked my sleep up. :zombie: But today is publication day, and I'm happy that my book is out in the world, and maybe soon I can stop talking about it.
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Happy book release day hun, can’t wait to read my copy :disco:
 
I feel like I should probably have sex with Mandy soon. It's been a while but I'm just not in the mood.
 
Can you do Mr Kate as well pls, thanks

actually Rachey shall we swap, might make it more interesting
 
Kate said:
Can you do Mr Kate as well pls, thanks

actually Rachey shall we swap, might make it more interesting
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This sounds like a good plan!

Its not that I don't want or enjoy sex. I just can't be arsed to shave, and it's easier to go to bed and fall asleep.
 
Kate said:
UGH shaving. ESPECIALLY in winter
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Yes!! Plus, I like to shower before sex, and I shower in the morning. But I don't like morning sex.

Honestly, first world problems.
 
COB said:
We've all been there, you'll find your mojo soon enough I'm sure :disco:
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I hope so. I think it's been 2 months.

I think we are just both quite stressed. I'll blame that.

Or I'm going through the menopause.
 
Straight people issues here in that my implant is past its date and I've decided I don't want another or any more hormonal contraception since I've been on it for over 20 years now, but he doesn't seem to want to use condoms. So a bit of a stalemate. Literally :)

ANYWAY!
 
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