Monday's four faces win the Grammy for slimiest split personality

[Jark]

one of them even had the gall to wear Balenciaga on the red carpet. in 2021!

morning ladies!

Taylor Swift won album of the year and to celebrate I'll be putting precisely 5% of my energy today into work and the other 95% into hairbrush karaoke.

the builders in my street were already making their industrial symphony of sound when I woke at 7.20 - WHY DO THEY START SO EARLY?

 

[Diddy]

Slimy faces what now?

 

[Iguana]

Actually quite disappointed the Daily Thread title doesn't revolve around the REAL event of last night!

 

[Jark]

you should've got up earlier!

 

[Iguana]

you should've got up earlier!

You should watch the Masked Mooper!

 

[Iguana]

I feel like @COB has conditioned me to help with his promo and now I can't stop!

 

[Lucille]

Girls apparently the BIG SMOKE is positively ABLAZE with mutterings about my HUGELY ANTICIPATED RETURN this afternoon.

 

[COB]

I feel like @COB has conditioned me to help with his promo and now I can't stop!

I call it Mask Mindset

 

[Apoca]

The good good WOOP.

@Moderator please MERGE THANK YOU. I didn't see @Jark's Monday below the still active Sunday thread.

 

[Rachey]

Moopy has anyone here used or got a fold up bike?

 

[jivafox]

Just been to the dentist where he gave me THREE X RAYS. I’m going to end up looking like my dear friend ALIEN.

 

[Kate]

Girls apparently the BIG SMOKE is positively ABLAZE with mutterings about my HUGELY ANTICIPATED RETURN this afternoon.

It’s true. I can hear builders discussing it right now and as for the Turkish barber community WELL, they’re literally fighting over who gets to transfer to Homerton.

 

[Diddy]

It’s true. I can hear builders discussing it right now and as for the Turkish barber community WELL, they’re literally fighting over who gets to transfer to Homerton.

Homotown?

 

[Kate]

omg

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Welcome home @octophone

 

[octophone]

Welcome home @octophone

Hello. Just popping my head 'round.

 

[Kate]

Octy <3

 

[ButterTart]

Hello. Just popping my head 'round.

Your song in ASFM got a shitload of points (or would have without the non-voting penalty). I feel like it’s important for you to know this.

 

[Kate]

FYI you'd have come somewhere around 16th in ASFM if you'd voted. If you care!

 

[Kate]

You got 18 points apiece from the straight men. And ButterTart.

 

[octophone]

FYI you'd have come somewhere around 16th in ASFM if you'd voted. If you care!

Aye, sorry, I was still in the huff. "Come Play With Me" is one of the great end-of-love songs but it was a bold one to put in front of Moopy.

 

[Kate]

I was surprised it did so well. I think Gedge looking quite attractive in the video might have helped. Although not with the straight men of course. Or ButterTart.

 

[octophone]

I was surprised it did so well. I think Gedge looking quite attractive in the video might have helped. Although not with the straight men of course. Or ButterTart.

He's quite the silver fox these days.

 

[dmlaw]

Aye, sorry, I was still in the huff. "Come Play With Me" is one of the great end-of-love songs but it was a bold one to put in front of Moopy.

Good to have you back.

It's a great song which I was vaguely familiar with but probably hadn't heard for at least 25 years.

 

[Rita]

OMG @octophone

I have missed you SO much! All good with you my love?

 

[floppet]

Glad to see you back @octophone xxx

 

[Lucille]

GOOD NEWS. I’ve spoken to the pub that I used to work at and they’re going to have me back over the summer whilst I look for another job.

 

[ButterTart]

You got 18 points apiece from the straight men. And ButterTart.

I’m so straight you count me as separate to the regular straight men.

This is how I choose to read this and I won’t accept alternative theories.

 

[Kate]

GOOD NEWS. I’ve spoken to the pub that I used to work at and they’re going to have me back over the summer whilst I look for another job.

PUB NAME PLS

 

[big ron]

Hello. Just popping my head 'round.

Yay x

 

[Lucille]

PUB NAME PLS

ABSOLUTELY NOT

Although last time I was working there everyone I’ve EVER KNOWN personally and professionally seemed to POP IN at some point, so I’m sure you’ll APPEAR EVENTUALLY.

Needless to say it’s in HACKNEY.

 

[jivafox]

THE BIN & ARMS

 

[Lucille]

Actually just gonna be selling cans of Stella out of my BIN.

 

[Kate]

I hope it's the COCK!

 

[Kate]

(pretty much the only pubs I know in Hackney are the Cock and the Wetherspoons. I try not to go EAST TOO OFTEN)

 

[Rita]

Dat @Jark got moar faeces than da town clok @Inner Smile . Stay away from dat snaek xox

LOL

 

[GNL]

Lucille returns to work.

 

[Rita]

@Lucille are you back in London? Have you been round your possible new dwelling yet? HOT DEETS PLEASE.

 

[Lucille]

I’m just on the train now! Viewing the flat at 3pm, if I can confirm a job and a flat today I’m GETTING THE DILDO OUT.

 

[Rita]

I’m just on the train now! Viewing the flat at 3pm, if I can confirm a job and a flat today I’m GETTING THE DILDO OUT.

You well deserve it my love.