Monday is an early bloomer

[Diddy]

I’ve actually managed to get an acceptable amount of sleep over the last few days so I actually left the house at 10.30 today rather than dead-eyed watching TikTok until lunch time.

filmed a WALK, it’s a lovely day and the cherry blossoms are in FULL BLOOM in Osaka today, I’m feeling my Sakura fantasy ???

might write a HAIKU
or livestream some karaoke to bored onlookers on my gay cam app later

 

[Dark Carnival]

I read that as BOOMER.

 

[Diddy]

I’m a flower child. Ooh I can upload pictures can’t I?

 

[Dark Carnival]

In the metro on my way to work. The guy next to me is doing this repetitive bending movement with his left leg every 10 seconds. It’s stressing me.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I’m a flower child. Ooh I can upload pictures can’t I?

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So happy for your flower Diddy <3

 

[Diddy]

I’ll post a pic of a rosebud next

 

[Lucille]

MOVING DAY. I really CAN’T BE ARSED!

 

[Dark Carnival]

MOVING DAY. I really CAN’T BE ARSED!

Do you have a lot of stuff? Furniture? *gets stressed*

 

[Lucille]

I have barely any stuff, it’s all going in a cab, in 8 hours, I’m just not in the mood!

 

[Lucille]

I’m sure I’ll be FINE after a coffee.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I despise the clocks going forward. Why can't work go forward too?

 

[Soldi]

Hi

 

[Lucille]

Beijing looking POST APOCALYPTIC after the sandstorms.

 

[Diddy]

Ooh yes we are supposed to be getting some sand over here at some point too. Another thing they can blame on the Chinese

 

[Generic Account]

Morning. I'm at the hospital and then will hopefully go a drive for an ice cream.

The ice cream place is where the last witch trials in Ireland were. They wanted to have a memorial to the women, but the local politicians protested because we can't be too sure that they weren't guilty. No exaggeration.

Great ice cream though!

Happy Monday.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh wow my total inability to get any work done this morning. The fucking nerve, seeing as I’m on holiday next week.

 

[Soldi]

Going anywhere nice

 

[Dark Carnival]

Going anywhere nice

FUCK YOU

 

[Lucille]

Oh so after this mornings DREAD im actually all done. I don’t get the keys till 12 and don’t move until 4 so not sure what to do. *twiddles thumbs*

 

[Dark Carnival]

My work FORCED me to take this paid leave in January with no visibility on how things were going to be. Obviously, it turns out it’s the worst fucking time. So I’m probably doing nothing.

 

[Soldi]

FUCK YOU

MANNERS!

Oh so after this mornings DREAD im actually all done. I don’t get the keys till 12 and don’t move until 4 so not sure what to do. *twiddles thumbs*

??

 

[Dark Carnival]

I’m just going to go to the coffee machine and stand there playing on moopy until urns lunch time.

 

[Soldi]

I’m sat on an online lecture also drinking coffee. It’s SO BORING.

 

[Lucille]

Literally me right now

 

[Lucille]

Honestly I wondered into Facebook I’m so bored, can people stop dressing their kids like TWEE VICTORIANS, especially if you’re going to simultaneously call it Kayleah-Rae Molly Dipshit.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I’m sat on an online lecture also drinking coffee. It’s SO BORING.

Try writing a report to the French Medicines and Healthcare products Regulatory Agency... BOOOORING

 

[Soldi]

Change your job then, unless it is the new job you were going for

 

[Dark Carnival]

Change your job then, unless it is the new job you were going for

Those bastards have gone dead silent. I HATE THEM.

 

[Kate]

It’s a 4 day week! YAY

 

[Generic Account]

I got to choose a colour of cast today. How exciting.

So I went for a nice androgynous purple.

 

[Soldi]

It’s a 4 day week! YAY

I’m working on Friday

 

[Dark Carnival]

It’s a 4 day week! YAY

Im not working on Wednesday

 

[Lucille]

It’s a 0 day week for LUCY

 

[Kate]

Oh so after this mornings DREAD im actually all done. I don’t get the keys till 12 and don’t move until 4 so not sure what to do. *twiddles thumbs*

How about knitting a charming welcome mat to entice the Turks upstairs.

 

[big ron]

Just inhaled a load of isopropyl alcohol. Strong poppers vibe.

 

[Lucille]

How about knitting a charming welcome mat to entice the Turks upstairs.

I’m going to leave a trail of GRILLED MEATS from the barbers to the boudoir to LURE THEM IN.

 

[Rita]

I’m a flower child. Ooh I can upload pictures can’t I?

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BEAUTIFUL

 

[Dark Carnival]

Just inhaled a load of isopropyl alcohol. Strong poppers vibe.

I love the smell of isopropanol! I have loads in my lab ron

 

[Diddy]

@Lucille how about writing for Cunning Linguists? CLOSING ON WEDNESDAY

 

[Rita]

Just inhaled a load of isopropyl alcohol. Strong poppers vibe.

CALM DOWN CHEMICAL KEV.