Thursday, I love you

[AGinAg (37)]

I just woke up and feel like I should just write today off.

 

[Rita]

We have GLORIOUS SUNSHINE today, but no mimosas in the garden however tempting it is as I have to DRIVE!

 

[Diddy]

I just made a curry that only had vegetables in it. I hear that’s called a vegetable curry, who knew? No wonder I’m depressed

 

[octophone]

Jeez, that Zopiclone knocked me right out - had to go back to bed there for a bit.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

We left our camping chairs and cushions out in the garden last night during substantially heavy rain. One of the cushions took on so much water it literally poured out water for 90 seconds, without squeezing it.

I'm officially cancelling today.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

There's now an alarm been going off nearby for the last 10 minutes.

I think I'm gonna go get a haircut. In the rain.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I think I'm gonna go get a haircut. In the rain.

What an odd place to have a haircut

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What an odd place to have a haircut

Rain isn't a location.

 

[RJN]

If rain isn’t a location, then where did Donna Summer leave her cake?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

If rain isn’t a location, then where did Donna Summer leave her cake?

Out.

 

[octophone]

If rain was a place and umbrellas protect you from rain, how much money is there is selling GB News watches an umbrella that protects you from France?

 

[Diddy]

@octophone what IS your avatar? I keep squinting at it but I keep giving up and thinking it's a bogey

 

[lolly]

I think I'm perihomopausal

 

[Lucille]

Girls can we please include ALL the pride flags on the banner please, I’d hate for any LIPSTICK LESBIANS to feel excluded.

 

[lolly]

Can we combine them all into one brown splodge? You know, like plasticine.

 

[lolly]

It really is like the hanky code two generations on.

 

[jivafox]

Why is the aromantic flag so minging?

(because we are )

 

[lolly]

Bears need to have a word

 

[Kate]

Lithsexual sounds DREADFUL!

 

[RJN]

If one flag defines us, it’s gynephilia

 

[Kate]

Where is pillow princess please

 

[Lucille]

The autosexual flag is particularly GRIM.

 

[lolly]

Where is pillow princess please

 

[RJN]

Imagine flying the straight ally flag

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Lithsexual sounds DREADFUL!

I like their East German colour scheme though!

 

[Kate]

Imagine flying the straight ally flag

... *changes FB profile pic back again*

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Why do the intersexuals have an AXE?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Loving my new community

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Why do the intersexuals have an AXE?

I thought this was now the intersex flag? Seems like a downgrade to me

 

[Kate]

Also they missed out sapiosexual, demisexual and graysexual. AMATEURS

 

[Dark Carnival]

Imagine flying the straight ally flag

poke @ButterTart

 

[dmlaw]

I hope all of those aren't going to be added to the acronym.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Also they missed out sapiosexual, demisexual and graysexual. AMATEURS

Demi is there

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What is neutrois? And skolisexual?

 

[Kate]

Demi is there

Oh yeah whoops.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I hope all of those aren't going to be added to the acronym.

Ok look the straights are telling us what to do and not do!

 

[Kate]

What is neutrois? And skolisexual?

I had to google those two! Neutrois = neutral gender, skolio = attracted to trans/nonbinary people.

 

[Lucille]

Demi is there

GORGEOUS!

 

[jivafox]

Is greysexual when you’re attracted to you know who?

Spoiler

 

[dmlaw]

Ok look the straights are telling us what to do and not do!

On second thoughts, I fully support the rights of LGBIAPPPNNAGSLTTGFIADLGABALLBTSA+ people and assume that I am now entitled to a disabled parking space.