A Song For Moopy: The Worldvision Song Contest. CLOSED. Stunning Erection Gala TONIGHT, 8pm

[cwej]

Really enjoying your increasingly TRANSPARENT OBSESSIVE DESIRE to fuck Jan / CLAIM TO BE JAN

It's more an obsessive desire to WIN SOMETHING.

 

[D5K]

The following Moopists have until 23:59 on Saturday to present their entries and give me an erection.

@Alex
@Beverley
@big ron
@David 5000
@funky
@HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
@Ill Advised
@Indie
@Kratz
@Penelope
@Pingu
@Raining On Me
@Rita
@RJN
@Soldi
@win_the_game
@ZenGiraffe

Just when I thought I'd managed to stop you bugging me for a while.

 

[rhythmbandit]

Just submitted to Buttertart and the erection will follow, just trying to find something incredible but it's proving hard.

 

[ButterTart]

Just when I thought I'd managed to stop you bugging me for a while.

I only wish I could. Sadly, I don't make the rules

 

[octophone]

Trying to keep it under 15 minutes is hard

I didn't bother. Take yr elongated avant-garde medicine, you fucks.

 

[big ron]

I didn't bother. Take yr elongated avant-garde medicine, you fucks.

Can’t wait to get the blame/death threats for that

 

[ButterTart]

Can't wait to reveal that one of the viewing galas is three hours long and only has Octy and Ron's songs in it.

 

[OutSynk]

Can't wait to reveal that one of the viewing galas is three hours long and only has Octy and Ron's songs in it.

This will be shocking.

 

[ButterTart]

This will be shocking.

That's nothing, @Tisch has sent a song that's ten hours long.

 

[Tisch]

Think I've finally cracked this one

 

[straightorbroken]

The wait for this to start (which is ironic for something that never ends) has made me really wish they'd do an Africavision actually. There is so much it's unreal

 

[ButterTart]

The wait for this to start (which is ironic for something that never ends) has made me really wish they'd do an Africavision actually. There is so much it's unreal

I can exclusively reveal that there are EIGHT songs from Africa and the Middle East in here.

 

[Raining on Me]

I'm away this week, back late Friday, which means I'll be submitting my artist, winning song and impressive erection all at the last second. AGAIN

 

[ButterTart]

I'm away this week, back late Friday, which means I'll be submitting my artist, winning song and impressive erection all at the last second. AGAIN

I wouldn’t have it any other way. I’ll let you know the voting window so you can book yourself a fortnight at a commune with no WiFi for the duration.

 

[RS]

There should be a penalty for those who don’t participate in the threads and discussions and galas. You can’t just phone it in and then catch the prize.

 

[COB]

A penalty might be a bit far, but I definitely agree that getting involved (either with the live viewings or just talking nonsense with everyone afterwards) is a huge part of the draw of ASFM for me!

 

[Lucille]

RS may be a CANTANKEROUS SLAG, but at least bitch consistently provides CONTENT.

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

OMG I think I have finally found a potential entry. The overwhelming stress of this competition is making me really angry at a particular nation for having too many choices and yet seemingly none

 

[Diddy]

RS may be a CANTANKEROUS SLAG, but at least bitch consistently provides CONTENT.

HOURS of it!

 

[RS]

I have chosen to believe that cantanekerous is a positive word.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

I’ll be pulling something out of my arse last minute

 

[rhythmbandit]

My stunning erection has been complimented as such. In reality it looks like someone knocked over a load of cups and built stuff around it.

 

[OutSynk]

I’ll be pulling something out of my arse last minute

I'm sure you will, Martha.

 

[ButterTart]

OMG I think I have finally found a potential entry. The overwhelming stress of this competition is making me really angry at a particular nation for having too many choices and yet seemingly none

This is what I like to hear, both that you've found a song and that you've invested such energy into the process that the intense pressure is manifesting as outbursts of rage

 

[Suomi]

 

[OutSynk]

You look beautiful in this.

 

[ButterTart]

With a mere two days to the deadline, it’s all gone a bit quiet on the submission front. I’m hoping a flurry is imminent.

 

[Iguana]

Looking forward to @ButterTart giving us erections.

Has that gag been done yet?

 

[ButterTart]

Looking forward to @ButterTart giving us erections.

Has that gag been done yet?

I don’t think it has! Although I’m sure you’ll all be gagging come Sunday night when you see the erections on offer

 

[Cerro de Casa]

RS may be a CANTANKEROUS SLAG ----

Yes.

 

[Rita]

Entered. You bitches won’t know what’s HIT YOU.

 

[ButterTart]

 

[OutSynk]

Have we seriously not heard the songs yet?

 

[straightorbroken]

I've literally spent an hour in the back catalogue of my act. It's been years since I've been this into acoustic rave metal ballads.

 

[ButterTart]

Have we seriously not heard the songs yet?

We're edging ever closer. Two more in today

 

[straightorbroken]

BT must have a bucket

 

[ButterTart]

Another one sent this morning. Final push, the contest is crowning.

 

[D5K]

You'll get mine tomorrow.

 

[RJN]

This is my goal for today

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Ugh. Utter torture trying to find anything but I’ll send my some what passable pile of crap through momentarily. You are all going to love it (or more likely hate it)