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Like beautiful robots dancing alone
PART 2 – THURSDAY
Poor Clare Maguire


Finally something NORMAL and also drinkable at BREAKFAST.
Finally something NORMAL and also drinkable at BREAKFAST.
I think the Moogarita needs a dash of MUSTARD or perhaps horseradish
Ooh this one sounds NICE. Gin, cherry lime, green chartreuse, luxardo maraschino liqueur, lime juice
Who is the woman?
Horse Jizz is an apéritif where I come fromAre we forgetting HORSE JIZZ?
Not includedWho is the woman?
we drink it by the bucket where I’m fromHorse Jizz is an apéritif where I come from
Vote big ron
That's Part ONE done!
Everyone grab another DRINK!
Cannibalism will NOT be tolerated in ASFM.Not included
I would definitely drink this.
They’re ALL real, for a certain value of real.Two REAL ones in a row![]()
You can’t really have ‘lava’ in a cocktail name if the drink isn’t ORANGE
YES PLEASE!!!
Is this basically just a coke float with mayonnaise?
How do we all feel about pineapple on a cocktail?
You can see the Hellman's in the background!Is this basically just a coke float with mayonnaise?
Is this basically just a coke float with mayonnaise?

Pepsi if it's in Lucille's barIs this basically just a coke float with mayonnaise?

My friend told me that when she was a kid they froze mayonnaise and told her it was ice cream and this reminded me of thatIs this basically just a coke float with mayonnaise?
Actual evil.Jagermeister with mayo.![]()
It would go well with the prawn cocktail with sour cream sauce, thoughJAGER AND MAYO! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!