ASFM: Heat One - Live from the BHS Cafe. VOTING CLOSES THURS 28.10 @ 5pm

[RS]

Hate this already

 

[ButterTart]

Natalie Cassidy in a canoe is the reality show I never knew I needed.

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

Oh dear look at that parched and arid ground where nary a samphire doth grow.

 

[Kate]

More horse less people pls

 

[Beverley]

SERVE GWEN

SERVE INDIGENOUS REALNESS

 

[ButterTart]

More horse less people pls

I've seen that video

 

[Lucille]

Yeah this doesn’t go anywhere, and not in a good way like the last song.

 

[RJN]

A asked for a basic beat but not this

 

[Suomi]

9. François Ozon - Najoua Belyzel – Gabriel

 

[ButterTart]

You do need to turn this up a notch. The potato it was recorded on was underwater at the time.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Why is it so quiet? Does she have no confidence in her song?

 

[RS]

Now this is more like it!

 

[Beverley]

TSB @Soldi

 

[ButterTart]

It's definitely worth turning up.

 

[dmlaw]

You do need to turn this up a notch. The potato it was recorded on was underwater at the time.

Was it also at the bottom of a coal mine?

 

[RJN]

Finally! A basic beat but in an early 2000s way! The way we all prefer

 

[RS]

TSB @Soldi

I’m thinking @Alex

 

[Marina Salty]

The intro reminded me a bit of It's just a little crush

 

[Kate]

@RaspberrySwirl likes all songs called Gabriel.

 

[Beverley]

I’m thinking @Alex

Def. this one more on the basic side.

 

[Kate]

So we've gone from Natalie Cassidy in a canoe to Holly Valance by a pond.

 

[ButterTart]

@RaspberrySwirl likes all songs called Gabriel.

Our Gabriel brings all the Swirls to the yard

I have a song with Gabriel in the title that would very much test this theory to its limits

 

[AlgoAlex]

Def. this one more on the basic side.

CHARMING

 

[RJN]

I think this is the best one so far

 

[RS]

@RaspberrySwirl likes all songs called Gabriel.

Which also happens to be the name of my first love.

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

Career highlight: Graduated from Dolores O’Riordan’s Breathing & Yelping Vocal Academy (2000)

 

[dmlaw]

Was that statue a Weeping Angel all along? Now she’s going to die!

 

[Suomi]

10. The Kettering Twink - Dalshabet - B.B.B Big Baby Baby

 

[ButterTart]

Oh, y'all wanted a basic beat?

 

[Lucille]

Oh HELLO

 

[Suomi]

love this riff

 

[ButterTart]

With just six members, these are actually classed as a solo artist by East Asian standards.

 

[Beverley]

Oh, y'all wanted a basic beat?

‘Eh?’ It always ends with ‘eh’.

 

[ButterTart]

‘Eh?’ It always ends with ‘eh’.

I won't pretend to be Canadian for anyone.

 

[Lucille]

‘It has gotten too big and it hurts me…’

 

[Marina Salty]

God bless you Kettering Twink

 

[Beverley]

CHARMING

Does she deny it?

 

[Beverley]

Ok this is def DTF

 

[RJN]

Ok YES

 

[ButterTart]

There wasn't really any other logical choice to close this heat. @Suomi can get the hen out, he's done dildo.