COB's Creepers #5 - Theatre of Blood (TONIGHT, 8pm!)

[COB]

Nobody noticing Vincent Price in a fake beard right next to them

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

what a nightmare fate to end on.

 

[Ellie]

Is that Cyril Smith with the poodles?

This is like a Monty Python film.

 

[Frozen]

Mr. Frozen's commandered the TV tonight so I can't join in the watch-a-long. I'll watch it tomorrow on BR and post my thoughts then. Hope you're all enjoying it!!

 

[COB]

Love this SO MUCH

 

[ButterTart]

Here it comes!

 

[Marina Salty]

Now that was an entrance

 

[Lucille]

Oh now this is SICK

 

[ButterTart]

The horse stopping immediately

 

[ButterTart]

"He was supposed to be one of the mourners"

 

[COB]

The horse stopping immediately

WHOA DERE

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Coral's ready to start a killing of her own

 

[COB]

Georgina!

 

[COB]

I don't know if we find out the other poodle's name

 

[ButterTart]

I think we need to do a kill rate on this.

 

[Lucille]

The look of disdain given to Georgina!

 

[Marina Salty]

Is she the actress from the avengers and omg the countess from game of thrones?

 

[COB]

Edward Lionheart and his daughter Edwina Lionheart

 

[COB]

Is she the actress from the avengers and omg the countess from game of thrones?

That's her, Diana Rigg

 

[ButterTart]

Edward Kendal Sheridan Lionheart. What mid noughties reality TV star middle names.

 

[ButterTart]

Allegedly many actors could be found in Shakespeare while he was alive.

 

[COB]

I think the female meths drinker might have been an actual addict or something, did you see how skinny her thigh was during the first murder scene

 

[COB]

Oh I forgot about this WIFE

 

[Ellie]

It’s like Maggie and Dennis Thatcher.

 

[COB]

So HAUGHTY

 

[ButterTart]

I love that they've both gone about their business in and around the bedroom for some time before they clock the GIANT FUCKOFF CRATE in the middle of it.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

this suddenly become a psycho circus act

 

[COB]

Oh look what's in the box

 

[ButterTart]

Love that they casually drop Captain Mainwaring in, and give him about two lines before bumping him off.

 

[Ellie]

Is it really necessary to be in costume for this?

 

[ButterTart]

The wife being anaesthetised really tickles me.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Is it really necessary to be in costume for this?

HE'S DOING IT FOR THE ART

 

[COB]

LIPSTICK

 

[Lucille]

Is it really necessary to be in costume for this?

YES!

 

[ButterTart]

The best thing about Vincent Price films is the very palpable sense that he's having the absolute time of his life.

 

[Lucille]

BASIN!

 

[Ellie]

How do you mistake that for snoring?

 

[COB]

The wife getting a top up

 

[ButterTart]

Waiting for his brow to be wiped

 

[Lucille]

Wait how has the man not AWOKEN!??