The Moopy Celebrity "Cancellation" Tracker

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The (brilliant) comedian Mark Steel talked about this. He commented that there is no combination of words that you can put on Twitter that someone can't make themselves angry about. His example was posting something along the lines of "Enjoying a lovely sunset in Devon this evening" and someone would come back with "OH, it's not so lovely for people with Sunset Aversion Disorder, you priviliged twat" (paraphrasing here).

 

[jyxz]

Zippeeeee?

 

[ButterTart]

This post is offensive to people without lips.

 

[Lucille]

This post is offensive to people without lips.

And people WITH EYES.

 

[Diddy]

I have to WORK on Saturdays

 

[COB]

Zippeeeee?

 

[Soldi]

I have to WORK on Saturdays

SAME

 

[octophone]

I'm working next Saturday but not this one, So I'm 50% less offended.

 

[ButterTart]

I've chosen to do some work today just so I can be offended.

 

[Jark]

Chris Pratt seems like a horrible psychopathic god-bothering NUTTER.

 

[Jark]

It was more the quite obvious misogyny in his post about his new wife being almost subservient to him and comparing her to a treasured baseball card that was OFF

"her heart is pure and it belongs to me"

 

[Ellie]

"her heart is pure and it belongs to me"

To be honest, yes he’s a dumb idiot that didn’t think before he posted and it’s got attention just because he’s famous, which shouldn’t make him any more intelligent than anyone else etc. Absolutely no reason to “cancel” anyone for such a thing.

But if any of my friends’ husbands posted that, we’d be an a WhatsApp group right away with the girls chatting about what a an idiot she’d married, with an attitude that really should have died out at least two generations ago.

 

[Kate]

What a delicious coat Sal. So COSY for the winter months and can double up as a dressing gown for the sauna

 

[Sally Thomsett]

What a delicious coat Sal. So COSY for the winter months and can double up as a dressing gown for the sauna

Oh darling THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR NOTICING.

Made from the HAIR TRIMMINGS of deprived ALBINO CHILDREN and ROBERT KILROY-SILK’S PLUGHOLE BLOCKAGES.

Please don’t even try to CANSUL ME for saying anything offensive because IT’S NOT darlings.

Blessings etc.

Sal x

 

[K.C.]

Jussie Smollett found guilty on 5/6 charges

 

[K.C.]

If there ever was a STUNT QUEEN

 

[K.C.]

Look at this unfortunate mess!

And the COMMENTS are next level.

 

[Diddy]

I wish I could look, did the link work?

 

[K.C.]

It's a brand that makes ROPEWEAR. And the "neckties" are incredibly distasteful

 

[Dark Carnival]

SERIOUSLY?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Who is the celebrity?

 

[VoR]

Katrina of but not with The Waves performed at Trump’s New Year’s Eve party

 

[Soldi]

Let’s hope they rescind our 97 victory and give it to Jalisse or Sebnem instead.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Let’s hope they rescind our 97 victory and give it to Jalisse or Sebnem instead.

Have we got something to cancel Marc Roberts over?

MYSTERIOUS WOMAN LYRICS IMPLICITIVELY STALKERISH, MARC ROBERTS OVER PARTY

 

[Soldi]

Have we got something to cancel Marc Roberts over?

MYSTERIOUS WOMAN LYRICS IMPLICITIVELY STALKERISH, MARC ROBERTS OVER PARTY

I don’t have anything other than the song was SHIT!

 

[Christian]

Katrina doesn't surprise me ONE BIT

She's got THE LOOK

 

[GNL]

If washed-up popstars aren't allowed to perform for hateful despots these days they may as well pack it all in. It's where the money is.

 

[VoR]

I suppose it's technically no worse than performing for billionaire despots, which most pop stars have done at one time or another, but still you have to be pretty desperate to perform for Trump in this day and age.

 

[lolly]

Didn't she refuse Walking On Sunshine being used politically back in the day?

Honestly, with Katrina for Trump and Bucks Fizz for Brexit, what else are our British winners going to pull off next? If there's any kind of Justice for JK benefit gig I hope we don't see Brotherhood Of Man or Sandie Shaw on the bill.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Didn't she refuse Walking On Sunshine being used politically back in the day?

Yeah Michelle Bachmann

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I feel like Sandie Shaw is old school Labour but voted Brexit.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

That's a lie, she's been vocally anti-Brexit.

Apologies Sandie hun.

 

[octophone]

Look on the plus side, it's not as if the UK are ever going to win Eurovision again so the winner's list is fixed.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

No info on Lulu but I presume she votes Nazi.

 

[VoR]

Lulu was a pretty vocal Thatcherite back in the day.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Lulu was a pretty vocal Thatcherite back in the day.

Of course she was.

 

[Diddy]

Look on the plus side, it's not as if the UK are ever going to win Eurovision again so the winner's list is fixed.

Or next time we win they’ll all have died of old age

LULU FIRST

 

[Diddy]

Lulu was like “Weee-eee-eeeeee-eeeeee-eeelllllll, fuck the miners”

 

[Dark Carnival]

Let’s hope they rescind our 97 victory and give it to Jalisse or Sebnem instead.

Never liked Love Shine a Light anyway so yes, Sebnem absolutely!

 

[octophone]

Lulu was a pretty vocal Thatcherite back in the day.

Of course she was.

So THAT'S why she's as welcome as a jobby in a swimming pool in her home town (apart from the obvious).