🎄 ASFXMAS 2021 HOLY VOTING - CLOSED - RESULTS TOMORROW 8PM! 🎅

[win_the_game]

Fuck this second song. We've gone back to watch the Countess again.

Tiguana masochism fetish?

 

[Tisch]

I'm still in utter disbelief this exists

 

[octophone]

I mean, never mind that it exists, someone clearly cherished and watched their Betamax tape of this over and over and over. They should be on a fucking register.

 

[Tisch]

Also

 

[dmlaw]

This reminds of something Nancy would send.

And if that isn’t a reason to stay off the drugs, nothing is.

 

[ButterTart]

You just know there's a large wicker man in the grounds of that church.

The Simon Wickser Man, a 30 foot replica of Nick Berry.

 

[Lucille]

Anything with children’s choirs is a no from me.

 

[Iguana]

I don't know if it's the wine but I'm in HYSTERICS at all your commentary so far

 

[Tisch]

It's just missing Sharon storming in at the end demanding to see Denny

 

[ButterTart]

Delia Goodrim

 

[win_the_game]

I'm rather enjoying DOT'S THEME.

 

[Lucille]

Not even kidding Delta CRASHED MY BROWSER, even it’s HAD ENOUGH.

 

[Lucille]

Ok this is quite cute on second listen SORRY.

 

[Iguana]

Now Delia had GROWN on me a lot this week. I didn't really like it on its release last year

 

[octophone]

Give the girl a plectrum for pity's sake. She looks like she's trying to grate a small onion.

 

[Tisch]

Aw Delta's covid/regular audience numbers (delete as appropriate)

 

[Iguana]

I feel like this is kind of the THEME SONG of ASFMXMAS this year

 

[dmlaw]

Delta’s guitar playing is even less convincing than your average Eurovision musician.

 

[octophone]

This wants to be Taylor Swift. It isn't.

 

[ButterTart]

I really do love this song. Delta has the bearing of an unusually perky youth pastor at a music ministry.

 

[Iguana]

"What cookies you leave, only Santa knows"

C+ Try harder next time

 

[ButterTart]

Stevens

 

[octophone]

Suffy has some ace Xmas choons but this one is an oddly downbeat choice. It's nice but a bit...pained.

 

[Tisch]

Sufjan here to make us all suffer... Jan

 

[Iguana]

I like this for the first 2 minutes and then...yeah

 

[Lucille]

Can’t wait to weep into my kebab listening to this alone in my flat on Christmas Day

 

[Iguana]

Can’t wait to weep into my kebab listening to this alone in my flat on Christmas Day

How're you feeling love?

 

[dmlaw]

I strongly approve of the downbeat songs in this first semi final. They’ll all be competing for my top points.

 

[octophone]

You kinda want to tell him it's OK to just watch the telly, kick back, have a wank etc from time to time.

 

[octophone]

I'll put one of the chirpier ones into the Midnight Massacre.

 

[Lucille]

How're you feeling love?

Fantastic actually!

 

[ButterTart]

I like this for the first 2 minutes and then...yeah

Considering this is the same poster that entered 40 minute ode to Walford funerals 'On an Unknown Beach', this is quite damning.

 

[ButterTart]

It really gets going at the end, which I approve of.

 

[Tisch]

This is one of the miserable ones that I do actually get now

It's no Countess or EastEnders though of course

 

[Iguana]

Considering this is the same poster that entered 40 minute ode to Walford funerals 'On an Unknown Beach', this is quite damning.

Me and @Ludolph loved it. Amanda 4 eva

 

[ButterTart]

Me and @Ludolph loved it. Amanda 4 eva

I was trying to remember her name!

 

[Lucille]

Me and @Ludolph loved it. Amanda 4 eva

Still do! One for my Xmas day depression playlist!

 

[ButterTart]

I don't think he mentioned, what does he want to wish us?

 

[octophone]

On An Unknown Beach is gorgeous...one of the few covers that stands comparison with the original.

 

[ButterTart]

On An Unknown Beach is gorgeous...one of the few covers that stands comparison with the original.

I actually did enjoy it, in fairness. I just wanted to be villainous.