Christmas Eve IS the promo

[Diddy]

Would eat. With tartare sauce

Oh they DO like tartar sauce here. If you ever get to try Chicken Nanban, I heartily recommend

 

[Tisch]

Anyway wasn’t trying to put yuk in your gum, I’m sure it was nice

I’m a bit funny with some combinations, like I don’t like waffles with icecream - warm waffle is nice, cold ice cream is nice. The combination is soggy lukewarm waffle.

That said, I did eat this today out of sheer curiosity

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TBF when I eat spaghetti bolognise I sometimes get a peice of bread and make a sandwich out of it. Yum!

 

[big ron]

Anyway wasn’t trying to put yuk in your gum, I’m sure it was nice

I’m a bit funny with some combinations, like I don’t like waffles with icecream - warm waffle is nice, cold ice cream is nice. The combination is soggy lukewarm waffle.

That said, I did eat this today out of sheer curiosity

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Yeah know what you mean, the bottom of the chicken did start to go soggy but I scoffed most of it before it had chance!

 

[RJN]

Anyway wasn’t trying to put yuk in your gum, I’m sure it was nice

I’m a bit funny with some combinations, like I don’t like waffles with icecream - warm waffle is nice, cold ice cream is nice. The combination is soggy lukewarm waffle.

That said, I did eat this today out of sheer curiosity

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I could get on board with spaghetti on bread, but ketchup flavored?

 

[Diddy]

I could get on board with spaghetti on bread, but ketchup flavored?

What, just plain spaghetti on bread?!
And tomato and spaghetti is not weird is it?

And don’t say it’s weird we have canned spaghetti in the UK because you have canned cheese

 

[Diddy]

Christ I hope the food snobs don’t find this thread

 

[Diddy]

Ok it’s 23.20 and he still hasn’t arrived yet. AND he wants to get up at 6am tomorrow from my place

I’d rather have the dick than sleep but STILL

 

[RJN]

I meant tomato sauce instead of ketchup... but butter would probably also be good. And if you think canned spaghetti isn't common in America, than you've underestimated our gluttony

 

[Diddy]

I meant tomato sauce instead of ketchup... but butter would probably also be good. And if you think canned spaghetti isn't common in America, than you've underestimated our gluttony

I guess ketchup is thicker than most spaghetti sauce, which makes it easier to put in a sandwich.

Sigh, probably wasn’t destined to bottom tonight

 

[dmlaw]

Ok it’s 23.20 and he still hasn’t arrived yet. AND he wants to get up at 6am tomorrow from my place

I’d rather have the dick than sleep but STILL

I don’t think you’re allowed to fuck Santa and he almost never stays over.

 

[Diddy]

I don’t think you’re allowed to fuck Santa and he almost never stays over.

He only comes once a year too

 

[RJN]

I guess ketchup is thicker than most spaghetti sauce, which makes it easier to put in a sandwich.

Sigh, probably wasn’t destined to bottom tonight

are these two separate thoughts or?

 

[Sheena]

I love tinned spaghetti, but not half as much as I love a SPAGHETTI HOOP

 

[Lucille]

! At the absurd culture wars headline!

 

[Diddy]

are these two separate thoughts or?

There is a definitely through line from hamburger and ketchup spaghetti sandwiches to not bottoming.

He IS on the way
And I can’t stop farting, need to get that in check. I’ve Febrezed so

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oooh back from the island. Time for a power nap before the festivies start again.

 

[Diddy]

! At the absurd culture wars headline!

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That graph title! CAN SANTA BE GAY?

 

[RJN]

wanting something isn't the same as thinking it is acceptable. Why is the right wing always so disingenuous

 

[Kate]

10/10 for gammon-baiting

 

[Diddy]

Santa is not Doctor Who

There shouldn’t BE a Santa! Why IS there Santa? It seems like as soon as parents tell kids about him they’re working out when to tell him he’s a lie

 

[Tisch]

10/10 for gammon-baiting

Yeah but watching them all get more worked up over fucking SANTA than a five year old is pretty delicious to see.

 

[Diddy]

Ok so this guy who is coming, I’ve known him for about 5 years, and at some point he slept over and did a whole pretending to be asleep skit while guiding my hand into various places because it’s not gay if you’re shutting your eyes.

These days every few months he wants to come over to practice English, brings drinks, has about half a 3% can of booze and wants me to do stuff with him.

Obviously this is fucked up, but I like him so I play along. Now he’s coming over at midnight, but getting up at 6, literally no time to even pretend to hang out, barely enough time to do anything before sleeping.

I dunno, he smells great though

 

[Lucille]

Having a celebratory Guiness at Kings Cross which now has a GREGGS

 

[lolly]

I'm currently in a NAIL BAR

It's like a WHOLE NEW WORLD, and very much one I don't intend visiting again

 

[Kate]

"Daddy why are you so FUMMIN? It's Christmas!"
"CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED! WOKE LIBTARD GAY TRANS AGENDA!!! FUCKING GRETA!!! JERMERY CRONBYN! FACE NAPPY WEARING SHEEP!!!"
"Daddy please stop drinking the bleach "

 

[COB]

"Daddy why are you so FUMMIN? It's Christmas!"
"CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED! WOKE LIBTARD GAY TRANS AGENDA!!! FUCKING GRETA!!! JERMERY CRONBYN! FACE NAPPY WEARING SHEEP!!!"
"Daddy please stop drinking the bleach "

Counterpoint: please keep drinking the bleach

 

[Tisch]

Iwannatakeyoutoa NAIL BAR! NAIL BAR! NAIL BAR NAIL BAR!

 

[Star]

I'm currently in a NAIL BAR

It's like a WHOLE NEW WORLD, and very much one I don't intend visiting again

Mani or pedi?

 

[lolly]

Mani or pedi?

 

[floppet]

Ok so this guy who is coming, I’ve known him for about 5 years, and at some point he slept over and did a whole pretending to be asleep skit while guiding my hand into various places because it’s not gay if you’re shutting your eyes.

These days every few months he wants to come over to practice English, brings drinks, has about half a 3% can of booze and wants me to do stuff with him.

Obviously this is fucked up, but I like him so I play along. Now he’s coming over at midnight, but getting up at 6, literally no time to even pretend to hang out, barely enough time to do anything before sleeping.

I dunno, he smells great though

He's using you Diddy. You're worth far more than that! Get what you want from him tonight and then kick him to the kerb, tell him you're nobody's booty-call!

 

[Lucille]

Listen straights, here’s the thing, we know when we’re being used, and WE LIKE IT.

 

[lolly]

Using him?

I feel I'm prostituting myself far more every day I go to work!

 

[big ron]

I’ve just made the most amazing PORK FREE sausage rolls. That’ll wind up the gammon faced CUNTS

 

[big ron]

Even my dad who is pro pork is waxing them

 

[Lucille]

Just thinking about a gay Middle Eastern Santa

 

[big ron]

I’ve consumed nothing but crisps pastry and beer today. I fucking love christmas. And heartburn.

 

[lolly]

Bollocks, I forgot the Gaviscon

 

[Diddy]

He's using you Diddy. You're worth far more than that! Get what you want from him tonight and then kick him to the kerb, tell him you're nobody's booty-call!

I feel like I’m using HIM somehow

Mutually assured destruction

Sadly not mutually assured ejaculation

 

[Soldi]

Just thinking about a gay Middle Eastern Santa

Omg @Dark Carnoël dress up as Santa

 

[Kate]

You have to start the film while it's still daylight but time it so that it's dark when it finishes. Ideally, it should be dark when you get to the Ghost Of Christmas Yet To Come.

I got it almost right.