Roses are red, Mondays are blue

[Apoca]

Valentine's Day sucks,
Moopy how are you?

 

[Diddy]

It’s really cold here
Apoca is fit
I had too much sugar
Now I feel like shit

 

[COB]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Just like my dad
Happy birthday to you

 

[jivafox]

I'm a passenger
I'm a victim of a hot love messenger

 

[Dark Carnival]

Reses are red
Violets are blue
Just like your anus
When I'll be done with you x

 

[Rita]

@Star is your inbox OPEN?

 

[Music]

Your bussy is red
My balls are blue
Bend over baby
I’m jizzing in you

 

[octophone]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
All Tories are bastards
And all coppers too

 

[octophone]

I have no idea who coined this originally but my all time favourite is:

Roses are grey
Violets are grey
Everything's grey,
I'm a dog.

 

[octophone]

Roses are red
Violets are purple
Oh I've fucked it haven't I?
Poetry is difficult

 

[octophone]

Roses are red
Eurovision is in May
Moopy is already frothing
And it's still three months away

 

[octophone]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Octy's off work
And has fuck else to do.

 

[Rita]

Roses can be red
I long for the day you take me to bed
Roses can be pink
You make my pussy wink
Roses can be yellow
@VoR play me like a cello

 

[Marina Salty]

Roses are red
Am still in bed
My cat is staring me
Wants to be fed

Morning!

 

[octophone]

A good valentine
Can make you feel weepy
But anonymous love notes
Are just fucking creepy

 

[Soldi]

Roses are red
I’m on a train
@RaspberrySwirl
Fuck me till I’m in pain

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Roses are red
Gordon is Brown
What is this SHIT?
I'm shutting it down.

 

[Beverley]

I’m in a terrible mood and don’t want to speak to ANYONE or do ANYTHING. But I might blackmail Mrs Bev into taking me to Melanie C tonight.

 

[Lucille]

Omg I’m SO TIRED. It’s my first day off in 6 days, and Tuesday’s BOOZEY FUNERAL just ruined me for the week.

 

[Lucille]

I have an interview today which I really can’t be arsed with but a recruiter BULLIED ME into taking, despite the fact I told them twice I wasn’t interested.

 

[octophone]

Roses are red
Lucille feels like shit
Bev's in the huff
It's Monday, innit?

 

[big ron]

Show yoni pls

 

[Martha Skidd]

ROSES AREN’T RED
VIOLETS AREN’T BLUE
COS GUESS WHO IS SPRAYING
THOSE FLOWERS WITH POO

 

[octophone]

"Roses AREN'T red
Violets AREN'T blue
The Telegraph says so
So it must be true"
- Nadine Dorries

 

[GNL]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Until they're dead
Isn't life cruel?

 

[octophone]

Roses are red
Moopy's for bantz
Godspeed You Black Emperor have just released their unspeakably rare edition-of-33 cassette from 1994 which was thought to be entirely lost on Bandcamp
And Indie Twitter has shat its pants

 

[octophone]

That was a bit niche

 

[octophone]

Violets are blue
Roses are red
What's with the heirarchy?
Let's shake things up a bit, eh?

 

[octophone]

Monday is boring
Octy is dour
Your romantic gestures
Kill millions of flowers

 

[octophone]

It's either this or I watch some old TOTPs and I'm not really in the mood.

 

[Lucille]

Martha’s hole is red
And indeed, quite the stinker
Lay down, my dear love
And let me feast on your clinker

 

[Inner Smile]

I'm 1 today!! Happy Valentines moopy I love you all even the scamps xx

 

[Indie]

I'm 1 today!! Happy Valentines moopy I love you all even the scamps xx

Longest year ever.

 

[Emma]

Seeing as I’ve hijacked the intro thread oops!

Shall I stay?

 

[Rita]

Seeing as I’ve hijacked the intro thread oops!

Shall I stay?

Yes please! We desperately need some more girls!

 

[Inner Smile]

you've loved every minute indie x

 

[big ron]

Seeing as I’ve hijacked the intro thread oops!

Shall I stay?

Hiya x

 

[Emma]

Hiya x

Alright trouble!

 

[Marina Salty]

Roses are red
Martha sprays poo
I've got a plumber in
Can't use the loo

 

[Lucille]

Yes please! We desperately need some more girls!

Poor Martha.