Pumpkin - what do you think?

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Four cans of Strongbow and a bag of heroin please, Sonia

  • I adore it and think about it all the time

    Votes: 14 41.2%

  • Even better than The Ivy

    Votes: 7 20.6%

  • I would rather go hungry

    Votes: 10 29.4%

  • I enjoy to empty myself on the sandwiches (Martha Skidd option)

    Votes: 4 11.8%

  • Other AKA I can’t be bothered thinking of any other options

    Votes: 7 20.6%
  • Total voters
    34
Another GLOWING REVIEW for Tottenham Hale :disco:

"The attention is terrible every morning, there is a chubby girl, I say chubby Porq I do not know the name, but she treats me very bad every time that she voi.ella is rude and looks at you as if you should something the other day she sold me a napolitana nose could eat"
 
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Could murder a Pumpkin Café SAUSAGE BAP + MOCHA (but it’s just a hot chocolate because they’ve RAN OUT OF COFFEE) right now tbh
 
I think they're smashing.

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Another GLOWING REVIEW for Tottenham Hale :disco:

"The attention is terrible every morning, there is a chubby girl, I say chubby Porq I do not know the name, but she treats me very bad every time that she voi.ella is rude and looks at you as if you should something the other day she sold me a napolitana nose could eat"
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Naturally I’m very entertained by the incomprehensibility here but CHUBBY PORQ is a highlight :disco:
 
Alias #23 said:
Of course, for anyone who’s never had the pleasure, Tottenham Hale also offers a RETAIL DREAMPARK with a super Boots and Burger King and an atmosphere nobody could describe as GRISLY

All this and the DELUXE PUMPKIN EXPERIENCE! :disco:
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I used to live in the student halls next to the station, and there was nothing better than having to walk around the drive-thru KFC at 1am to get food :disco:

Sadly I never availed myself of the Pumpkin Cafe during my time there, and the bus to IKEA was not free then either :evil:
 
We have just bought a latte ciffee from you for my husband and it was almost cold. We had to catch our train so we were unable to cone back to you and ask for a replacement. Please advise how we can obtain a free replacement next time.
 
Staff totally useless I was playing there fruit machine I put alot of money managed to win some back.
I asked lady to change £50 coins back into notes she said I don't have any in the till even know she served over 20 customers when I was playing obviously there was notes in till she probably couldn't count to 50 she looked dopey.
Don't get me started on there prices you pay £2 for a Mars Bar Duo which you can get in B & M or Savers for 49p.
These places Need closing down.
If everyone stopped buying from them they all would close down I will Never spend a penny on there food and drinks.
I only play the gambling machine as it kills time for a train.
 
A lot of accusations flying around there from a FRUIT MACHINE ADDICT.

I wonder what the fruit machine was. I'm always partial to a bit of Deal or No Deal.
 
These things:
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I suppose they're called slot machines outside of the UK? They usually have pictures of fruit on the three spinning reels, hence fruit machines 🍌
 
Suedey said:
Oh my goodness me, avoid the pumpkin cafe. The lady on the counter was so rude to me, i was confused i asked for a regular coffee she was so rude too me she spoke to me like i was stupid. Very manipulating towards me. As if i havnt got enough to deal with. She was very rude, NOT good enough of a lady to be serving customers. She made me feel like rubbish i hope this matter gets resolved.
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Oh my goodness me, I think I might love every INCH of this review :D
 
And that scalding coffee with the mysterious popping lids, very mildly burning that poor customer so badly that the illustrative photos don’t show it at all by their own admission.
 
Lucille said:
Again I’m on the side of pumpkin, of course they’re not gonna count out 50 pound coins for you!
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I will say that if that's representative of the sort of customers they usually get, it makes sense that the staff end up as the snapping old crocodiles we know and love from the other reviews...
 
God, imagine getting the £50 moneychanger then the Wolverhampton SAD SACK one after the other in the queue, particularly dangerous with easy access to electrified rails too.
 
The people of Chesterfield have a real way with words.

"I walked into Pumpkin Chesterfield this morning to the woman behind the counter put her middle finger up to her colleague and tell him ‘you can suck it’. Not exactly the language or behaviour I want to be hearing when I walk into a coffee shop at half 7 in the morning. Glad there wasn’t any children present- just other customers waiting to be served at the time also looked as shocked as I. Unacceptable- this needs to be addressed. Not the first time I’m waiting around just so she can have a laugh with whoever she happens to be on shift that day."

"2019 seems to have started with disappointment. Never open early in the am anymore so simply not able to get a coffee for my daily commute any longer"

"With no visible warning they charge an extra 20p for decaf. I was charged 30p because the guy cannot add up but I was so pissed at the extra charge I didn't realise the extra, extra charge until I had left the station. A disgrace. Goodbye Pumpkin."

"The sausage tasted like disappointment."

"so toasty and warmmmm and love the general aesthetic"
 
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