Concert for Ukraine

[Rita]

I always had a SOFT SPOT for this SULTRY GEM.

 

[COB]

Camila thingy is a bit annoying.

 

[Rita]

NOT AGAIN!

 

[COB]

OMG my TV's soundbar just stopped working and I'm not even joking and I'm not going to try and fix it

 

[Rita]

This song is TERRIBLE. QUELLE SURPRISE!

 

[Alias #23]

from the ages of 10-14, cascada probably was my favorite artist

Were you aware of your WAYS at that point? Did you want to BE her? No shame in it. WE ALL DID

 

[COB]

Lovely looking okra curry on BBC1 right now.

 

[Rita]

OMG my TV's soundbar just stopped working and I'm not even joking and I'm not going to try and fix it

I’ve had to mute it. WHAT A RACKET.

 

[COB]

Oh wait, some of her plantain is scorched Chuck it all in the bin!

 

[Rita]

What a FABULOUS MESS this thread has turned in to.

 

[COB]

Deconstructed lamb roast now Tell me when I should switch back over to the concert!

 

[Inner Smile]

Deconstructed lamb roast now Tell me when I should switch back over to the concert!

10pm

 

[Alias #23]

What a FABULOUS MESS this thread has turned in to.

Everyone post your PLANTAIN RECIPES NOW!

 

[Rita]

10pm

We haven’t saw PALOMAS HAIR yet!

 

[win_the_game]

Lovely looking okra curry on BBC1 right now.

Okra always ends up being far too slimy for my liking.

 

[Alias #23]

Deconstructed lamb roast now Tell me when I should switch back over to the concert!

I am quite partial to lamb but MINCED ONLY. None of this on the bone filth or CUBES

 

[COB]

We haven’t saw PALOMAS HAIR yet!

What if she comes out and does Only Love Can Hurt Like This and YAMMERS AWAY all over the outro again like at the Brits that time

 

[Rita]

What if she comes out and does Only Love Can Hurt Like This and YAMMERS AWAY all over the outro again like at the Brits that time

ICONIC!

 

[win_the_game]

Has there been a group performance of IMAGINE yet?

 

[Alias #23]

Have they had a chorus of IMAGINE yet? It’s at times like these that one needs a LOBODA MEDLEY. They all sound the same anyway so just put Instadrama on and CALL IT A MEDLEY!

 

[Rita]

Has there been a group performance of IMAGINE yet?

Have they had a chorus of IMAGINE yet? It’s at times like these that one needs a LOBODA MEDLEY. They all sound the same anyway so just put Instadrama on and CALL IT A MEDLEY!

JINX

 

[Alias #23]

Has there been a group performance of IMAGINE yet?

Have they had a chorus of IMAGINE yet?

 

[rhythmbandit]

Felt bad for Tamsin stumbling over her words on more than one occasion.

 

[Rita]

Felt bad for Tamsin stumbling over her words on more than one occasion.

I don’t blame her. How horrendously poignant.

 

[RJN]

Were you aware of your WAYS at that point? Did you want to BE her? No shame in it. WE ALL DID

Yes and no. But I wanted to recreate the lyrics to How Do You Do (Cascada’s sluttiest song)

 

[Inner Smile]

Is Paloma definitely on?

 

[Rita]

Is Paloma definitely on?

I’m taking it she is NOT but she was on the line up and was on ITV news earlier.

 

[Rita]

Oh SHE IS!

 

[Rita]

God Emma IS AWFUL at this!

 

[COB]

I reckon she's drunk

 

[rhythmbandit]

It's not hard to read an autocue Emma, jesus.

 

[COB]

Actually quite into this look for Paloma!

 

[rhythmbandit]

How many Dalmatian puppies died making that monstrosity.

 

[Rita]

She looks a bit DEAD BEHIND THE EYES. Is that why she has sabotaged her hair?

 

[COB]

This is definitely her best single though, it has to be said.

 

[win_the_game]

This look is very "Tonight Matthew I'm going to be Mylène Farmer"

 

[rhythmbandit]

Is she singing a few octaves lower than normal?

 

[Rita]

This look is very "Tonight Matthew I'm going to be Mylène Farmer"

It’s more JOHNNY ROTTEN to these eyes.

 

[Rita]

Is she singing a few octaves lower than normal?

YES. Something isn’t right.

 

[COB]

She always struggles with this one a little bit live, doesn't she? It's a shame.