ASFM: April Lucky-Dip Switcheroo - Second Viewing Party - TUESDAY 19th April 17:00 BST

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Random Artist Fact: Kyoko Fukada launched her music career in 1999. She is also an actress, Fukada appeared in her first movie Ring 2 as Kanae Sawaguchi in 1999 and in later in School Day of the Dead, released in 2000.

English Wikipedia felt the need to ignore her apparently numerous appearances in theatre roles in 2021 and to communicate instead "On 25 January 2022, she tested positive for COVID-19" (has recovered)

 

[Beverley]

i can't

 

[Beverley]

brb ear bleeding

 

[ButterTart]

This is GREAT FUN. I love how she aimed for school uniform and hit Judge Judy.

 

[COB]

It doesn't have the full-on power and absurdity of MAX, but I do love this era of total nonsense J-pop.

 

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GIF #34:

That's really shit.
Kylie Auldist - Sensational

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[Beverley]

kylie back to save us

 

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Random Artist Fact: not to be confused with another Kylie who is also from Australia and also an ARIA music award nominee.

 

[RS]

Absolutely fucking unsensational

 

[COB]

I wonder what Dannii Auldist is like.

 

[ButterTart]

Random Artist Fact: not to be confused with another Kylie who is also from Australia and also an ARIA music award nominee.

Kylie Jenner is Australian?

 

[OutSynk]

Omg bobs

 

[ButterTart]

Absolutely fucking unsensational

At least the gif matches the song.

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

No I just hate this level of vocal capability on tracks like this, what's the point of getting in the way of a perfectly decent track with talent

 

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Kylie Jenner is Australian?

no ARIA music award nominations though. The injustice!

 

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GIF #35:

Trajectory Of An Entry
Karyn White - Secret Rendezvous

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[ButterTart]

Omg bobs

Wait what when I wasn't looking

 

[ButterTart]

No I just hate this level of vocal capability on tracks like this, what's the point of getting in the way of a perfectly decent track with talent

Decent vocals on dance tracks stopped being a thing in 1994.

 

[OutSynk]

Wait what when I wasn't looking

They weren't that big.

 

[Beverley]

janet tease

 

[ButterTart]

So was Kylie that Brita from Drag Race looking one on the stage?

 

[RS]

Very Paula Abdul

 

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Random Artist Fact: Secret Rendezvous was Karyn White's 3rd US Bilboard Top 10 hit. These days, besides the occasional song release, White resides in Rocklin, California, where runs a successful interior design and real estate business, as well as working as a new talent manager.

 

[ButterTart]

She's packed into that top.

 

[OutSynk]

Only 80s pastiche pls, not ACTUAL 80s

 

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Side note: Karyn White was one of Babyface's first produced artists, can see the influence!

 

[ButterTart]

She's actually quite fit. This ends my detailed analysis of the song.

 

[COB]

I can't get enough of this turn-of-the-nineties sound.

 

[RS]

I love this! Winner!

 

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GIF #36:

VoR's Iconic Pointless Eye-roll
Caroline Kingsbury - Fall In Love

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[ButterTart]

No. 52 smash in the UK

 

[OutSynk]

I love this! Winner!

 

[ButterTart]

Ashley Jensen?

 

[RS]

I don’t know who this is but I can’t stand what I’m seeing.

 

[Beverley]

oh i've never heard this one before

 

[COB]

Quite like this!

 

[Beverley]

 

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Random Artist Fact: Caroline Kingsbury lists CD Soundsystem, Blondie, 2 Chainz, Kacey Musgraves as music influences. While pursue her music career, before having a viral hit with this song, she worked many jobs. Waitress, grocery clerk, hostess, nanny, cook…

 

[Beverley]

can't with that smudged makeup lurk

 

[ButterTart]

I don’t know who this is but I can’t stand what I’m seeing.

It's a woman who's really shit at eating cake.