We're just normal Wednesdays

[octophone]

Hello.

 

[Indie]

The Wednesday Present

 

[Music]

I have no fucks to give for work today and I’ve so much to do after a week off. I just spent the last 20 minutes making smashed avocado and egg bagels

 

[Diddy]

while I was at work, mum sent a message “let me know when you’re back, I will try to speak to you xxx”

Totally panicked, there’s no reason for my dad to die based on what he went in for, but yeah… feeling totally jangled

 

[OutSynk]

Yesterday I had a wasp come in from the window and today a giant bee. What the FUCK are they doing on the 5th floor?

 

[Indie]

Yesterday I had a wasp come in from the window and today a giant bee. What the FUCK are they doing on the 5th floor?

It's almost as if they have the ability to fly

 

[OutSynk]

It's almost as if they have the ability to fly

What are they looking for here though? I guess 5th floor is not that high but it almost feels like a murder attempt by @Suomi before I get my ASFM votes in.

 

[Diddy]

Update: nobody died, she just wanted to do a Skype call because she thought it might be nice

Yes that was the best way to ask me that THANKS

 

[RJN]

As a teenager my mom texted me “call me now!” while she knew I was doing something important. I left and called her worried. The topic she wanted to discuss: if me or my sister were using too much data on our phone

 

[ZenGiraffe]

If my mum phones, I know everything is fine.

If my dad phones, it means a pet or a family member has died.

 

[RJN]

As a teenager my mom texted me “call me now!” while she knew I was doing something important. I left and called her worried. The topic she wanted to discuss: if me or my sister were using too much data on our phone

This is probably the most boring story I’ve ever told

 

[Tisch]

This is probably the most boring story I’ve ever told

But were you using too much data?

 

[RJN]

But were you using too much data?

Plot twist: me, my sister, my mother, and my father were all using too much data

 

[RJN]

But the story has a happy ending. we switched to an unlimited data plan

 

[AlgoAlex]

But the story has a happy ending. we switched to an unlimited data plan

@Moderator please put this thread in MOOPY GOLD

 

[Diddy]

As a teenager my mom texted me “call me now!” while she knew I was doing something important. I left and called her worried. The topic she wanted to discuss: if me or my sister were using too much data on our phone

This is probably the most boring story I’ve ever told

Plot twist: me, my sister, my mother, and my father were all using too much data

But the story has a happy ending. we switched to an unlimited data plan

This had everything - it was relatable, it had suspense, drama and closure.

BRAVA!

 

[RJN]

This had everything - it was relatable, it had suspense, drama and closure.

BRAVA!

If you’re lucky, I’ll tell you the story about the time my wifi wasn’t working but then I was able to fix it

 

[AlgoAlex]

If you’re lucky, I’ll tell you the story about the time my wifi wasn’t working but then I was able to fix it

Here's praying it breaks again and the data plan gets CANCELLED

 

[Diddy]

Well my wifi has just stopped working so I’d love to hear it

 

[Diddy]

Well my wifi has just stopped working so I’d love to hear it

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@Diddy's wifi has just stopped working so he'd love to hear it.

 

[RJN]

I don’t want to tell it until my friend @Diddy has WiFi again. I wouldn’t want him to miss out

 

[AlgoAlex]

@Diddy 's WiFi breaking is NEWS TO ME

 

[RJN]

Alex how’s your wife today?

 

[RJN]

WiFi!

 

[octophone]

Well my wifi has just stopped working so I’d love to hear it

 

[octophone]

Well my wife has just stopped wanking so I’d love to fear it

 

[AlgoAlex]

Alex how’s your wife today?

Eternally disappointed

 

[Marilyn]

Alex how’s your wife today?

 

[octophone]

Well my wolf has just stopped banking so I’d live to tear it

 

[AlgoAlex]

WiFi!

Fuck knows I'm using up all my data

 

[Generic Account]

As a teenager my mom texted me “call me now!” while she knew I was doing something important. I left and called her worried. The topic she wanted to discuss: if me or my sister were using too much data on our phone

Was she paying for your phone plan? X

 

[Generic Account]

RJN spending thousands on data and brushing it off as trivial when mum gets panicked.

 

[Generic Account]

Poor mum.

 

[Generic Account]

Love you RJN and still wanna visit the book shop x

 

[RJN]

RJN spending thousands on data and brushing it off as trivial when mum gets panicked.

I never said I wasn’t the villain in the story

 

[Tisch]

Was she paying for your phone plan? X

Alex's wife pays for mine but she doesn't know it yet

 

[RJN]

I’m fucking Alex’s wife behind his back but nobody tell him

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Alex's wife pays for mine but she doesn't know it yet

Then she'd better not stop working then.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I’m fucking Alex’s wife behind his back but nobody tell him

Then she'd better not stop wanking then.