ASFM: April Lucky-Dip Switcheroo - RESULTS TONIGHT @19:30 BST

[Nancy]

DON'T BOTHER COMING HOME FROM WORK @Soldi

 

[SystemAddict]

funky being hit by: Elias Kaskinen

I like how this looks like a series with a different guest puncher each week.

 

[Rita]

@Soldi I actually ADORE YOUR BONES! Thank you gorgeous.x

 

[Suomi]

The exhausting thing about this competition is that you have those who actually have taste: @Raining On Me , @Kate , @BoysForSeles , @Soldi, @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid , often @Iguana and occasionally @Tisch and myself

And then there’s the rest of you and frankly it has to stop

 

[Lucille]

Soldi’s votes are very, Soldi (derogatory)

 

[Rita]

@Nancy another 6 points!!!

 

[Rita]

The exhausting thing about this competition is that you have those who actually have taste: @Raining On Me , @Kate , @BoysForSeles , @Soldi, @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid , often @Iguana and occasionally @Tisch and myself

And then there’s the rest of you and frankly it has to stop

DROP DEAD

 

[Nancy]

@Nancy another 6 points!!!

I thought you meant me then and got OVERLY EXCITED

 

[RS]

Thanks I guess for that one point. :

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

When will Moopy #stopasianhate?

Perhaps someone can host Moopyvision and impose upon it an Asia theme?

*cue low turnout followed by me getting swift lynched*

 

[Nancy]

Thanks I guess for that one point. :

What I wouldn't give for ONE POINT

 

[ButterTart]

Thanks I guess for that one point. :

One more point than the evil little frigger gave me

 

[RS]

Next time I’ll make someone else pick a song for me. I’m SICK of not doing well!

 

[Nancy]

Next time I’ll make someone else pick a song for me. I’m SICK of not doing well!

ASK ME

 

[Rita]

Did someone say SIX?

 

[Rita]

 

[RS]

ASK ME

Hun

 

[Suomi]

Song has a BPM of 1,000

@ButterTart: Well hook it to me veins!

@ZenGiraffe: not for me, hate a ballad

 

[Rita]

Next time I’ll make someone else pick a song for me. I’m SICK of not doing well!

 

[Suomi]

@Rita you’ve got great taste but you don’t like my taste so you’re classified under: fabulous but evil

 

[Nancy]

I'm expecting big points from at least a couple of posters who are still yet to have their votes revealed.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

15/38
Now Voting: COB​

20: Keri Hilson upskirt: Rigoberta Bandini - In Spain We Call It Soledad
15: Moopy's manifesto circa 2007: Nancy Ajram - Ah W Noss
12: cats are evil: LiSA - ADAMAS
10: BOBS: Meg Myers - Desire
8: Nene Walking Away: Lee Jung Hyun - 와 (Wa)
7: Найкраще місце для брутального: Rezz feat. Dove Cameron - Taste of You
6: Blair fondled by Bush: Chorale feat. Päivi Lepistö - Suomidancee
5: Chop Chop Chop: audiobooks - Friends In The Bubble Bath
4: I Got It: Fishbach - Un autre que moi
3: VoR's Iconic Pointless Eye-roll: Caroline Kingsbury - Fall In Love
2: 3% of Moopy: Fletcher - Healing
1: Insane Gays Handling Rejection: The Veronicas - Lolita

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Song has a BPM of 1,000

@ButterTart: Well hook it to me veins!

@ZenGiraffe: not for me, hate a ballad

If it doesn't break the sound barrier, is it even a song at all?

 

[Rita]

SCOREBOARD PLEASE

 

[COB]

I don't think I'll be shooting up the leaderboard but it's okay, I actually discovered Queen Bee while doing research for this ASFM and they have so many great songs! I think I'll make a thread about them soon actually.

 

[ButterTart]

Song has a BPM of 1,000

@ButterTart: Well hook it to me veins!

@ZenGiraffe: not for me, hate a ballad

Any song slower than that is basically an elderly woman reading a bedtime story.

 

[ButterTart]

15/38
Now Voting: COB​

20: Keri Hilson upskirt: Rigoberta Bandini - In Spain We Call It Soledad
15: Moopy's manifesto circa 2007: Nancy Ajram - Ah W Noss
12: cats are evil: LiSA - ADAMAS
10: BOBS: Meg Myers - Desire
8: Nene Walking Away: Lee Jung Hyun - 와 (Wa)
7: Найкраще місце для брутального: Rezz feat. Dove Cameron - Taste of You
6: Blair fondled by Bush: Chorale feat. Päivi Lepistö - Suomidancee
5: Chop Chop Chop: audiobooks - Friends In The Bubble Bath
4: I Got It: Fishbach - Un autre que moi
3: VoR's Iconic Pointless Eye-roll: Caroline Kingsbury - Fall In Love
2: 3% of Moopy: Fletcher - Healing
1: Insane Gays Handling Rejection: The Veronicas - Lolita

POINTS AT LAST! Thanks @COB!

 

[Rita]

I don't think I'll be shooting up the leaderboard but it's okay, I actually discovered Queen Bee while doing research for this ASFM and they have so many great songs! I think I'll make a thread about them soon actually.

 

[Suomi]

Okay happy for @Iguana cos she’s an underrated music queen but conflicted by people who clearly didn’t listen to the songs??

 

[Suomi]

No points from COB

 

[RS]

Okay happy for @Iguana cos she’s an underrated music queen but conflicted by people who clearly didn’t listen to the songs??

I agree with this.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

16/38
Now Voting: Ag

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Minus 93 points to final score.

 

[RS]

Also scoreboard please; I need to see who sent Nancy Ajram.

 

[Rita]

@Ag NO!

 

[Suomi]

I agree with this.

No bitch you got what you already done has hers

 

[Nancy]

I'll take that as 93 points to ME

 

[SystemAddict]

Renowned host of @COB ’s CREEPERS too CREEPED by CREEPY single artwork to vote for it??!

 

[ButterTart]

16/38
Now Voting: Ag

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Minus 93 points to final score.

Well, there goes one of the only remaining posters I thought might give me a couple of points.

 

[Iguana]

16/38
Now Voting: Ag

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Minus 93 points to final score.

The gif actually works really well with this

 

[RS]

No bitch you got what you already done has hers

You haven’t seen my votes yet you ungrateful prick.