Eurovision 2022: Semi Final TWO (20:00 BST)

[ButterTart]

Hi Kitana from Mortal Kombat, what was it like meeting London Grammar?

 

[Ellie]

Can’t understand a word of this. Mumble much.

 

[Sheena]

This is fun!

 

[dmlaw]

Ireland has grown on me a lot recently. I hope it qualifies.

 

[lolly]

She's a better performer than when I saw her posted on moopy a while back

 

[straightorbroken]

Ireland not too shabby so far. Obviously not talking about the clothes.

 

[GNL]

QUEEN

 

[Sheena]

It’s far too cheap a show though

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Brooke has been such a messy highlight this year.

 

[Ellie]

Is she saying DIRE STRAITS?

 

[Bypass]

This is super fun.! Really hope it goes through.

 

[straightorbroken]

This is very basic, but rather nifty and gets the job done.

 

[lolly]

Like young Dua Lipa crossed with Caroline Aherne

 

[Sheena]

This surely doesn’t stand a chance!

 

[RS]

Her voice doesn’t suit the song.

 

[Christian]

I'm bopping!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I hope this qualifies. She's a HOOT.

 

[ButterTart]

She’s a cracking performer

 

[straightorbroken]

Like a re-booted, one-woman Hepburn going after Katy Perry.

 

[FetchFugly]

Ropey but enjoyably so. She's selling it all very well.

 

[lolly]

Her diction is shit, but I'm totally behind this doing well

 

[Ellie]

She makes Janft seem like Julie Andrews

 

[Kratz]

Really hope this goes through (bless her she has fuck all budget clearly)

 

[GNL]

What a LAD

 

[Star]

Her diction is shit, but in totally behind this doing well

I was just thinking that, I don't understand a word she's saying

 

[ButterTart]

Yeah, that was the most deserving qualifier after Serbia

 

[Marina Salty]

Has anyone ever died on stage at Eurovision?

Andromache a song back

 

[Nancy]

HUNFLUENCER

 

[Devil]

Brooke is a state but I’m here for it

 

[win_the_game]

Brooke is a state but I’m here for it

Quite the glow up in recent months.

 

[dmlaw]

Yeah, that was the most deserving qualifier after Serbia

That’s embarrassing. You’ve typed Serbia when you meant San Marino.

 

[Ellie]

Bit Lorde

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Absolutely 100% behind Ireland qualifying.

 

[lolly]

It may just be two thirds of a bottle of sherry speaking, but this is definitely the stronger semi for me

 

[Kratz]

Andrea fresh from her apology on screen

 

[dmlaw]

What an angry woman. It feels like every line of this song should be ‘you don’t wanna test my limits’.

 

[straightorbroken]

Worst circles since the subject matter of ring a ring a roses.

 

[ButterTart]

I need to do something more entertaining than sit through North Macedonia, so I’m watching a video of Neil Kinnock describing cricket.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is a normal Eurovision semi.

 

[Devil]

It may just be two thirds of a bottle of sherry speaking, but this is definitely the stronger semi for me

As a casual, Tuesday was deathly boring but tonight is much better