Eurovision 2022: Semi Final TWO (20:00 BST)

[Lucille]

Although I never in a million years imagined Lithuania and Romania BOTH in the final so that’s quite

 

[Devil]

Look I’m biased but Australia did read the brief…but not at Irelands expense

 

[AGinAg (37)]

We must celebrate what we have

HOLA MI BEBEBE!

 

[Soldi]

THE CATFORD QUEEN

POOR DERRY GIRL

 

[ButterTart]

How did Finland and Estonia make it?

They’re not the bad guys here. Belgium and Australia are.

 

[lolly]

He could be suffering from a brain tumour. You really should make him get that checked out.

Thing is, I'd rather kind of not and let nature take its course

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

what a slaughter for uptempos and whereas semi-final 1 had many female ballad qualify, semi-final 2 was the opposite but with male ballads.

good grief

 

[dmlaw]

I say put Azerbaijan, Australia and Switzerland next to each other in the running order so that we all have the opportunity to go for a big poo during the final.

 

[Penelope]

BEYOND FUCKING THRILLED FOR ROMANIA

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

oh well

MORE CHANCES FOR HOLA MI BEBEBE SHOCK TELEVOTE WIN

 

[Madison]

But who is going to win Fuck Boi Island?

 

[dmlaw]

Thing is, I'd rather kind of not and let nature take its course

Probably the kindest thing would be to help him on his way with the edge of a spade.

 

[ButterTart]

There are a good ten songs in this final I want to get the ‘I’m sorry, zero points’ treatment.

 

[Kratz]

BEYOND FUCKING THRILLED FOR ROMANIA

He absolutely nailed it - what a star. Give him the freedom of Catford!

 

[Marina Salty]

COUNTRY: Hello Europe I have nice uptempo
EUROPE: Uptempo? Lol fuck you

It's not Europe to be fair, just a handful of very important people of questionable relevancy

 

[Sheena]

I've popped STILL YOUNG on just to CLEANSE myself of tonight's DRECK!

 

[Nancy]

Is the Jury performance final tomorrow?

 

[Kratz]

Imagine the backstage scenes amongst the Israeli delegation right now! I bet the fur is FLYING!

 

[ButterTart]

Seriously, as soon as the juries are done handing us enough points to win they should be done away with. We can’t have all the fun stuff failing to qualify.

 

[Lucille]

Re-watching and Romania really was a TIT SHAKING TRIUMPH!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Imagine the backstage scenes amongst the Israeli delegation right now! I bet the fur is FLYING!

As WRS minces by triumphant

 

[Marina Salty]

When is the draw?

 

[Lucille]

Can someone post the full dreaded line-up for the final?

 

[funky]

HI gays did UK perform tonight? Don't the big 5 perform in the semis as guests or something... I kinda wanna see it.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

HI gays did UK perform tonight? Don't the big 5 perform in the semis as guests or something... I kinda wanna see it.

Its in the related topic

 

[Marina Salty]

The draw is in 4 minutes here

 

[dmlaw]

So, ignoring quality, there are six songs in the final that could be described as fun. That doesn’t sound great.

 

[Sheena]

So, ignoring quality, there are six songs in the final that could be described as fun. That doesn’t sound great.

All this after last year's TRIUMPH

 

[OutSynk]

We did it @Queen of the Bay

 

[ButterTart]

We did it @Queen of the Bay

This looks like an American soap where a rich villain shares a toast with his scheming mother.

 

[Bypass]

Genuinely gutted for Ireland.

 

[dmlaw]

Given that final line up, I wouldn’t be surprised to see something like Moldova finish in the Top five with a big televote.

 

[ButterTart]

Genuinely gutted for Ireland.

Furious. There's a real dearth of charisma in the final line-up and she'll be sorely missed. Thank fuck for Big Sam and Rogaynia.

 

[GNL]

They’re not the bad guys here. Belgium and Australia are.

They're the bland guys here

 

[Marina Salty]

Press conf/draw started

 

[ButterTart]

They're the bland guys here

When you look at the qualifiers over two heats it's almost impressive to still be the blandest ones.

 

[Bypass]

Furious. There's a real dearth of charisma in the final line-up and she'll be sorely missed. Thank fuck for Big Sam and Rogaynia.

They really DID deserve to go through amongst that shower.

They must be giving Latvia a run for their money now for worst qualification run in recent history?

 

[ZZ]

I'm sure this is not the thread to comment on this, but I have just watched the full Spanish performance on YouTube and the song sounds nothing like the song I have been listening to all this time. Why did they change it so much and why is she wearing such a bad outfit?
The Spanish National Final performance was SO GOOD. Why did they change it?

 

[Marina Salty]

Still can't believe Belgium qualified, he messed up the vocals yesterday too

 

[Sheena]

I've popped VERONA on and Mr Sheena has just said "This is weird, it's not very good and she just sounds like she's being strangled".

I'm filing for divorce.