ASFM Worldvision II: TRENDY VIEWING GALA 1 - Tonight, 7pm

[ButterTart]

Oh something WHIFFY!

Something to souk on for landing, sir?

 

[straightorbroken]

Sorry, but if I wanted Sayeeded tonight, it's not this.

Is it her cover of Destiny's Child's No No No (Part 2)?

 

[dmlaw]

Let's play a game of 'how the fuck old is this woman?'

Which part of her?

 

[Tisch]

Well so far it's a yes to the ethnic beat, a yes to the man with the deep-V and chest hair, and a yes to the women carrying one bottle each on a tray

 

[RS]

This is so good. It’s basically an Arabic pop song with some Kurdish nonsense.

 

[ButterTart]

She looks like Courtney Cox pre, during and post extensive facial surgery all at once.

 

[straightorbroken]

Her lips just look like those couches shaped like lips.

 

[ButterTart]

This is a proper beach bop.

 

[Marina Salty]

I love this one, it was on my shortlist for last year's unpicked countries.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Giving this the lightest of toots

 

[COB]

She looks like Courtney Cox pre, during and post extensive facial surgery all at once.

Imagining her with the Scream 3 fringe and SHUDDERING!

 

[Tisch]

Actually, I just realised it's actually Jen Shah! presumably before the arrest.

 

[RS]

The music is Middle eastern but her voice sounds Indian. Quite a nice mix

 

[straightorbroken]

The hair tearing open the shirt though

 

[ButterTart]

Imagining her with the Scream 3 fringe and SHUDDERING!

That fringe was the most violent murder in the entire film.

 

[ButterTart]

Has the tall hipster guy got a scar on his face or is it some sort of tattoo?

 

[Tisch]

Overall it's a "YES" for sure. I can't help wanting more. But I'm not entirely sure what that more is. Is it donk? Is it ridiculous lyrics? Is it the man getting cock and balls out? Who knows.

 

[straightorbroken]

Well that was definitely poking me by the end.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Overall it's a "YES" for sure. I can't help wanting more. But I'm not entirely sure what that more is. Is it donk? Is it ridiculous lyrics? Is it the man getting cock and balls out? Who knows.

D) All of the Above

 

[straightorbroken]

Come through Jelena with your 42 million votes

 

[COB]

Oh

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Who is she?

 

[ButterTart]

20. BULGARIA

Jelena Karleuša x Azis - Ostavljam Te

 

[Tisch]

Um,... oh HELLO!

 

[COB]

She cannot sing a note.

SLAY!

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh this is demolishing me.

 

[RS]

Good God

 

[ZenGiraffe]

THE FLAWLESS CHOREO

 

[Tisch]

Her voice is about as lovely as her lovely long natural hair.

 

[COB]

THAT Azis?!

 

[dmlaw]

Where do you want us to put the lasers, Jelena? Yes.

 

[ButterTart]

Jelena is SERBIAN, but Azis, her collaborator on this secret plot to kill the gay community through heart failure, is fully Bulgarian

 

[Tisch]

An absolutely STUNNIN' live vocal!

 

[straightorbroken]

The screen man in the vest throw me up against the wall please.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Wait, Asiz is HOT?

 

[ButterTart]

I love the bit where they drag her back by each arm.

"Leave it Trish, she's not fucking worth it."

 

[straightorbroken]

This has just made me forget everything that's ever happened until now.

 

[Tisch]

Omg the men struggling to carry her two steps

I'm actually deceased. I can tell why Butters put this last. There'd be no-one left to comment on any of the other entries!

 

[COB]

Is that Azis on the screen? Goodness he's butched up if so!

 

[ButterTart]

Wait, Asiz is HOT?

I can honestly say I didn't realise he was actually in the video.