UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny)

[AGinAg (37)]

Grant Shapps has gone in too.

 

[win_the_game]

It was almost worth suffering him for three years to have a day this unceasingly satisfying. Almost.

In a way I don’t want it to end. We’ve waited so long for this.

 

[GNL]

The ministers are arriving! They're going to be waiting for him when he gets back!

Yet another Downing Street party.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

LEAVe
GET OUT
RIGHT NOW
It's the end of
YOU AND ME

 

[ButterTart]

In a way I don’t want it to end. We’ve waited so long for this.

I hope someone puts together a best bits commemorative DVD of today’s news cycle.

 

[Madison]

 

[Kratz]

Grant Shapps has gone in too.

Probably to sell him a timeshare

 

[AGinAg (37)]

34 now.

 

[Kate]

34!

 

[win_the_game]

Sky News saying 35!

 

[dmlaw]

I hope someone puts together a best bits commemorative DVD of today’s news cycle.

Start with him barging the kid out of the way whilst playing rugby, cut to him trapped on the zipline, switch to him diving into the fridge to avoid questioning, final shot of him lying in his hospital bed with an oxygen mask on. Smash cut to black.

 

[Kate]

What an excellent day to have taken the day off work but then not be able to go anywhere because I have Covid.

 

[Kratz]

He’s getting so mad!

It also sounds like he might trigger an election, the utter plonker

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Bernard Jenkins just told him to quit!

 

[GNL]

He's refusing to answer about an election

 

[GNL]

Do it Boris, they're all SNAKES

 

[big ron]

The way he refused to say he wouldn't dissolve parliament. I can't wait for this to all go BOOM.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[Kate]

Conservatives loving each other

 

[Kratz]

If Zahawi is in this delegation going to tell him to quit, and he refuses, will he resign as Chancellor after a day?

 

[win_the_game]

Nadine one of the few in the Cabinet Ministers remaining loyal. She won't be performing a U-bend.

 

[Soldi]

Is it too early to start drinking?

 

[win_the_game]

If Zahawi is in this delegation going to tell him to quit, and he refuses, will he resign as Chancellor after a day?

A job he supposedly blackmailed Johnson for last night!

 

[ButterTart]

Bonus reveals of all the grubby Russian stuff. Today doesn’t stop giving.

 

[Kratz]

Where’s Liz Truss in all of this?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[dmlaw]

Where’s Liz Truss in all of this?

In Beijing, opening up new pork markets.

 

[Loufoque]

Even Cersei would be like, this shit is messy af

 

[Penelope]

[Amy Winehouse voice] he's dead

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[Kate]

35 (BBC)

 

[ButterTart]

Nadine one of the few in the Cabinet Ministers remaining loyal. She won't be performing a U-bend.

She’s promised to stay loyal to Boris Karloff because people from 1922 shouldn’t be able to tell nowadays people what to do.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I HAVE TO LEAVE IN AN HOUR BUT THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING

 

[Loufoque]

I'm kind of gagging for him to go nuclear and trigger a Back Me or Sack Me General Election.

 

[ButterTart]

Only because she heard one of the cleaners is a quarter Armenian so she’s popped in to waterboard her.

 

[Kratz]

We are surely going to get a very public Dorries meltdown out of this? It’s the least we deserve.

 

[Penelope]

BOOOOOO

 

[funky]

I can’t believe I’m out tonight and I’m going to miss the moopy celebrations.

 

[Peekaboo]

This 1922 bollocks and the fact that the whole country has to sing to the tune of some OPAQUE BOYS CLUB RULES that NO ONE VOTED FOR is quite something.

 

[lolly]

This truly is the longest wank I've ever had. I've been edging for 24 hours now.