Y'all ain't ready for this Wednesday

Is there some weird sort of FREUD-ESQUE reason for that?
 
I was looking for a tweet earlier and wondered if it was in my likes. Turns out there's an EDGING PORN tweet I have apparently liked since June sitting there as the third tweet. :D the ones above it were surely accidental as well (a news article about a Tesla robot being one of them...)

Check your likes kids!
 
I was looking for a tweet earlier and wondered if it was in my likes. Turns out there's an EDGING PORN tweet I have apparently liked since June sitting there as the third tweet. :D the ones above it were surely accidental as well (a news article about a Tesla robot being one of them...)

Check your likes kids!
Remember GOOGLE PLUS?

My single like on it was GAYMALETUBE

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I always just assumed everyone calls it the OUTSIDER like I always have :shock:

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Is there some weird sort of FREUD-ESQUE reason for that?
Only in the sense it's what my parents called it :D Though I'm obviously going to use it as an excuse to develop a complex and get into unusual sex stuff now :disco:
 
My mother called it the Outsider but my dad called it the heel. What this says about their upbringings, I know not.
 
If its some sort of BAGUETTE or wanky artisan hand-reared £18 sourdough then we call that end the nubbin.

Ms Ron loves the nubbin.

God I love WANKY BREAD. There is no more MIDDLE CLASS QUEUE than the one outside this local HAVEN OF RIDICULOUSLY OVERPRICED LOAVES of a Saturday morning.

And fuck knows I'm guilty of being part of it.

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I'm on their website now...

Patisserie freshly bake daily a selection of sweet and savoury treats. From our Homemade cruffins to a sweet strawberry tart there is something for everyone. Our cinnamon buns are a must try finished with a sticky glaze to give them that wow factor finish.

What's a cruffin? If it's half muffin, half croissant, I'm going to go off on one...
 
Using only organic flour, pure water, sea salt, natural levain and a pair of hands to make our delicious bread.

Hands? Who runs this, Jeffrey Dahmer?
 
I'm on their website now...

Patisserie freshly bake daily a selection of sweet and savoury treats. From our Homemade cruffins to a sweet strawberry tart there is something for everyone. Our cinnamon buns are a must try finished with a sticky glaze to give them that wow factor finish.

What's a cruffin? If it's half muffin, half croissant, I'm going to go off on one...

It entirely is that. Filled with some kind of flavoured cream. They're fucking delicious. (And not exclusive to Bread Addiction, BY THE WAY).
 
It entirely is that. Filled with some kind of flavoured cream. They're fucking delicious. (And not exclusive to Bread Addiction, BY THE WAY).
It's the word "cruffin". It just makes me want to do this...

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God I love WANKY BREAD. There is no more MIDDLE CLASS QUEUE than the one outside this local HAVEN OF RIDICULOUSLY OVERPRICED LOAVES of a Saturday morning.

And fuck knows I'm guilty of being part of it.

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So do I. I had to preorder a specific sourdough for christmas 😂
 

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