Justin Timberlake - Everything I Thought It Was (Flop 6th Album) + DRUNK DRIVING

[Dark Carnival]

Didn’t make it to the end.

 

[untilted]

I mean it has absolutely no impact whatsoever

 

[Pipo]

OTT but stream Britney's song under the same name instead

Spoiler

 

[OutSynk]

18 tracks on the album. He's trying to kill us.

 

[Pipo]

I don't think Timbaland has enough creative abilities and skills in 2024 to be spread through 18 fucking tracks! but then again, I wonder who was left and willing to collaborate with JT after the Britney book situation?

*enter Will.I.am*

 

[Suedehead]

I think it’s actually really good! And he looks great

 

[Jark]

premieres in 18 min

BORING video!
BORING man! (now haggard also)
SONG? I don't know, I watched on mute. but I'm preemptively giving it a 2.5 and a FLUSH!

 

[POP!]

OTT but stream Britney's song under the same name instead

Spoiler

#25 on US iTunes!

 

[tommie]

It's up to #4 on US iTunes, #14 on UK!

The Britney song that is. Justin is at #1 in the US and #5 in the UK currently.

 

[Jark]

the spotify numbers will be the test. I saw he was at 2 on New Music Friday, just above Think U the Shit (Fart) by Ice Spice.

 

[Ellie]

Think U the Shit (Fart) by Ice Spice.

WHAT?

 

[OutSynk]

Think U the Shit (Fart) by Ice Spice.

Truly the end of times.

 

[untilted]

the spotify numbers will be the test. I saw he was at 2 on New Music Friday, just above Think U the Shit (Fart) by Ice Spice.

Gave the Ice Spice song a go and managed 12 seconds before switching off.

What the fuck are we coming to.

 

[funky]

Vile on all levels.

I’m sure 12 year olds, who aren’t supposed to have access to the song, will love it.

 

[Ellie]

Vile on all levels.

I’m sure 12 year olds, who aren’t supposed to have access to the song, will love it.

I found 2 Live Crew funny when I was 12. 12 years olds are stupid.

 

[Pipo]

Gave the Ice Spice song a go and managed 12 seconds before switching off.

What the fuck are we coming to.

Ice spice is a joke gone too far in the music industry, and there goes Taylor Swift and gives her even more exposure.

 

[untilted]

Ice spice is a joke gone too far in the music industry, and there goes Taylor Swift and gives her even more exposure.

You are right

 

[Pipo]

yeah but why you mad AT ME?

 

[untilted]

yeah but why you mad AT ME?

Oh no the anger was supposed to be an expression to Taylor god damn SWIFT

I changed it to a care now

 

[tommie]

"Selfish" is number one on US iTunes... Britney's version that is. Timberlake is down to #3.

 

[tommie]

just above Think U the Shit (Fart) by Ice Spice.

On a related note, I assumed this was some sort of made up sarcastic name by @Jark but it's the actual song title

 

[untilted]

Right so is he cancelled for the Britney stuff or for generally being a creep, Janet etc?

Or all of the above?

I genuinely can’t be arsed doing research so can somebody please tell me so I can put it to bed in my head

 

[Dark Carnival]

Right so is he cancelled for the Britney stuff or for generally being a creep, Janet etc?

Or all of the above?

I genuinely can’t be arsed doing research so can somebody please tell me so I can put it to bed in my head

All of the above.

 

[Jark]

Right so is he cancelled for the Britney stuff or for generally being a creep, Janet etc?

Or all of the above?

I genuinely can’t be arsed doing research so can somebody please tell me so I can put it to bed in my head

he thinks he's the shit but he's just a SHART and that's why he's JANCELLED!

HA! WHAT! JIMMY YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME *mmmmm* *giggle*

 

[untilted]

he thinks he's the shit but he's just a SHART and that's why he's JANCELLED!

HA! WHAT! JIMMY YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME *mmmmm* *giggle*

Accepted!

I mean he was never up to much anyway let’s be honest, some good singles but couldn’t manage a decent album if his life depended on it

 

[joanne]

i know i'm supposed to hate him but i really like the song.

 

[joanne]

the song debuted outside of the top 200 on Spotify but it only had half a day of streaming.

 

[Jark]

i know i'm supposed to hate him but i really like the song.

 

[Jark]

92

 

[Whatevar]

Sorry I love it

 

[RS]

Right so is he cancelled for the Britney stuff or for generally being a creep, Janet etc?

Or all of the above?

I genuinely can’t be arsed doing research so can somebody please tell me so I can put it to bed in my head

He’s not cancelled

 

[POP!]

Debuts - pretty terrible outside the US but we'll see.

#31 on Spotify USA with 762,879
#92 on Spotify WW with 1,625,103

#44 Norway 28k
#63 Denmark 18k
#72 Canada 72k
#75 Sweden 37k
#75 Switzerland 13k
#93 Netherlands 39k
#96 Germany 118k
#152 Finland 11k
#164 UK 85k

 

[untilted]

He’s not cancelled

Somewhere inbetween I guess?

 

[OutSynk]

Somewhere inbetween I guess?

Nah @RaspberrySwirl is just still horny for him.

 

[Jark]

Debuts - pretty terrible outside the US but we'll see.

#31 on Spotify USA with 762,879
#92 on Spotify WW with 1,625,103

#44 Norway 28k
#63 Denmark 18k
#72 Canada 72k
#75 Sweden 37k
#75 Switzerland 13k
#93 Netherlands 39k
#96 Germany 118k
#152 Finland 11k
#164 UK 85k

wow. this sucks!

 

[joanne]

SORRY but it's been on repeat since yesterday.

98 Not a Bad Thing
95 TKO
92 Selfish
85 Like I Love You
85 Mirrors

besides those five he has like five more listenable songs.

 

[tommie]

Somewhere inbetween I guess?

I said it before - but he's not been cancelled, it's more that he's an artist in his 40s and is just largely irrelevant.

 

[OutSynk]

SORRY but it's been on repeat since yesterday.

98 Not a Bad Thing
95 TKO
92 Selfish
85 Like I Love You
85 Mirrors

besides those five he has like five more listenable songs.

Is this a list of his top5 worst songs with the red and everything? The @joanne rating system™ is so confusing these days.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Nah @RaspberrySwirl is just still horny for him.

+ problematic

 

[Suedehead]

Somewhere inbetween I guess?

Jancelled