ASFM: Bad Idea - First Listening Party

[Berly]

How do people sing like this without destroying their voice

 

[ButterTart]

This next one is also magnificent. We're 5 for 5 on bangers so far.

 

[dmlaw]

I’m starting to worry that I may have accidentally put all the slow songs in the second semi. I’d rebrand them as ‘for the feet’ and ‘for the heart’ but I do want ZenGiraffe to actually listen to them both.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I’m starting to worry that I may have accidentally put all the slow songs in the second semi. I’d rebrand them as ‘for the feet’ and ‘for the heart’ but I do want ZenGiraffe to actually listen to them both.

I am not available tomorrow night so this is most fortuitous

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh. My. FUCK.

 

[dmlaw]

Song 6 - US Independence from the Crown
Jelena Karleusa - KARLYB*TCH

 

[Marina Salty]

Karleusa

 

[ButterTart]

From her miniseries length intro, this woman seems contest-winningly mental.

 

[dmlaw]

I must warn you that Song 6 is attempting to win the Little Nell Award for smallest amount of song to largest amount of video.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Lovely headwear, beautiful headwear

 

[Soldi]

Why is she facetiming Fröken Snusk?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I must warn you that Song 6 is attempting to win the Little Nell Award for smallest amount of song to largest amount of video.

What do you expect from the Serbian Lady Gaga?

 

[HalamaK]

I'm tuning in. What's the next song?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Now THIS is what the Joanne era should have looked like

 

[dmlaw]

I'm tuning in. What's the next song?

We’re in the middle of Song 6, Jelena Karleusa - KARLYB*TCH

 

[ButterTart]

I'm tuning in. What's the next song?

We're on song six (Jelena).

It's actually a Lord of the Rings-sized motion feature with a few seconds of music thrown in every hour or so.

 

[dmlaw]

Song 7 - Cursive Singing
RebekkaMaria Soul To My Soul (J Mode & Patchworkz Radio)

 

[ButterTart]

Rebekka-Marie-Trudy-Denise looks like a bit of an arsehole but the song is very promising.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

These vocals are PAINFUL

 

[Soldi]

No thank you.

 

[ButterTart]

These vocals are PAINFUL

I still think I'll enjoy it more on Spotify when I don't have to look at her.

 

[Marina Salty]

I enjoy the cat.

 

[dmlaw]

Bless this hole.

 

[ButterTart]

Bless his hole?

 

[dmlaw]

Song 8 - Pool party at Rishi's
Maybe - Used To This

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I see Kate Middleton is trying some video editing after her successful Photoshop venture

 

[dmlaw]

As host, I am, of course, scrupulously neutral, but I find ‘Used To This’ absolutely delightful.

 

[ButterTart]

On the one hand this is general ASFM fodder. On the other, it's actually quite good.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The picture repeatedly going from top to bottom is the most interesting thing about this

 

[Berly]

This is all pretty strong

 

[Marina Salty]

On the one hand this is general ASFM fodder. On the other, it's actually quite good.

Easy breezy wonderful

 

[ButterTart]

The picture repeatedly going from top to bottom is the most interesting thing about this

It's like that TV screensaver with the logo bouncing around the screen and changing colour which I end up watching instead of actual scheduled programming.

 

[dmlaw]

Song 9 - Going to work in hell with Satan
Chapel Hart - You Can Have Him Jolene

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I hate everything about this next one and it's not even started the music

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I hate everything about this next one and it's not even started the music

The music has started, hatred isn't a strong enough emotion

 

[dmlaw]

I hate everything about this next one and it's not even started the music

I feel like you may not have been the target audience for this song.

 

[ButterTart]

I hate everything about this next one and it's not even started the music

The twist that Sherri Shepherd is the singer was an interesting way to spruce things up, mind.

 

[Marina Salty]

the target audience for this song

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is truly awful and anyone voting for it requires professional intervention

 

[dmlaw]

I think I’ve been to this pub.