Kate Middleton Princess née Duchess of EVILSHIRE

[jivafox]

 

[Finn]

I think it's clearly them, and you're all fucking mental.

But what a DEEPLY UNPLEASANT COUPLE.

 

[GNL]

That can't be her. Where is the BBL we've heard so much about? Was this all a dead cat? Is it King Charles who is in hiding after getting caked up?

 

[Alla]

AI generated images.

 

[Marina Salty]

AI makes them look more similar to themselves

 

[ButterTart]

She's looking well! She's quite literally a new woman

 

[Madison]

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[AGinAg (37)]

I think it's clearly them, and you're all fucking mental.

But what a DEEPLY UNPLEASANT COUPLE.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

There's a few pictures of her without makeup online, but they don't look anything like that.

WHERE ARE THE BODYGUARDS?

 

[Jark]

it's not her - this one is younger, much skinnier and shorter

 

[Lucille]

Have they traded her in for a LITHE YOUNG THING?

 

[VoR]

Was this whole thing a Renee Zellweger-esque botched Facelift?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

COMPARE and CONTRAST with the PROOF OF LIFE of the LATE DUKE OF EDINBURGH (Dead LONG BEFORE this picture was taken)

 

[Sheena]

This is surely just some lookey likeys having a laugh and people have fallen for it. There’s no way after Photoshop-gate they are trying this one on.

 

[Lucille]

Do they really need to go to the farm shop when they own several thousand acres of farms?

 

[Sheena]

Yeah, I couldn’t see them rocking up to buy something for their Sunday roast.

 

[octophone]

This is surely just some lookey likeys having a laugh and people have fallen for it. There’s no way after Photoshop-gate they are trying this one on.

It is absolutely that. It's not Kate but it's also not William.

 

[octophone]

Yeah, I couldn’t see them rocking up to buy something for their Sunday roast.

I don't think you can get live rats at a garden centre.

 

[Tisch]

This is surely just some lookey likeys having a laugh and people have fallen for it. There’s no way after Photoshop-gate they are trying this one on.

Totally. Everyone's focused on NotKate ignoring the fact that "William" is conveniently wearing a baseball cap over half his face. It's surely TMZ doing it themselves for clicks/a laugh

 

[octophone]

Is it just me or have The SNU doctored the photo to make it look a bit more like her??

 

[untilted]

I really don’t understand why we’re being lied to? It’s disturbing.

I found it fun at first but now I’m just questioning everything. AM I EVEN ME?

 

[untilted]

Also the William “lookalike” has far too much hair, even with a cap on.

 

[Eddie]

You all have too much time on your hands.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

You all have too much time on your hands.

 

[untilted]

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Be honest, who made this?

 

[jivafox]

Photo of Queen Elizabeth II and family was enhanced at source, agency says

Getty Images flags second royal photo days after storm over image of Princess of Wales

www.theguardian.com

 

[Tisch]

Photo of Queen Elizabeth II and family was enhanced at source, agency says

Getty Images flags second royal photo days after storm over image of Princess of Wales

www.theguardian.com

Am I reading/interpreting this right? It was taken in August 2022 and they were planning to release it in April 2023 to mark her 97th birthday? So it would have been 8 months old and they (presumably) would have pretended it was more recent?

Cut and paste OFF WITH THEIR HEADS

 

[Tisch]

Ah no the image was released but the queen was already dead so no pretence that she was looking sexy and healthy as ever. (Bet they would have though if the queen hadn't carked it!)

 

[Finn]

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As I was saying, it's QUITE CLEARLY NOT HER

 

[Ellie]

 

[Jark]

Photo of Queen Elizabeth II and family was enhanced at source, agency says

Getty Images flags second royal photo days after storm over image of Princess of Wales

www.theguardian.com

did Kate do this one too?

 

[Kate]

Loving NOSTRADAMUS getting involved

 

[Kate]

I couldn't give a shit about the Royal Family but am FULLY INVESTED in this SOAP OPERA!

 

[Alla]

How can Harry reign before William? An evil Queen Megan is what this world needs for total self-destruction, so go on.

 

[Kate]

Because William has murdered or at least severely injured Kate and is therefore unfit to rule, OBVS!

 

[Kate]

Imagine the mass self-implosion of gammons if we had Queen Meghan. Brexit voters wiped out in one fell swoop by their own FURY. YES PLEASE

 

[Shoat]

Given how SUNSET BEACH this is all becoming, I'm calling a sleuth of EVIL TWINS

Although would an evil twin actually be good if they were the evil twin of a Duchess of Evil?

Someone call Sarah Buxton STAT

 

[GNL]

There's quite a few children to LOCK IN THE TOWER before we get to Harry though.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

How can Harry reign before William? An evil Queen Megan is what this world needs for total self-destruction, so go on.

If William and Charles are out, Harry would be regent of QUEEN GEORGE. He'd need all Will's kids to die too be proper king.

 

[Jark]

If William and Charles are out, Harry would be regent of QUEEN GEORGE. He'd need all Will's kids to die too be proper king.

all it would take is a car crash. and we do know that such things can be arranged.