UK General Election 2024 - Results Day

[Kate]

"Let's talk to Jacob Rees-Mogg" LET'S VERY NOT

 

[dmlaw]

Rees-Mogg will need Nanny to give him a consoling handjob to get over this.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

I do like Bridget Phillipson though

 

[win_the_game]

CHRIST ON A BIKE at Rees-Mogg having a Thatcher-Churchill double portrait on the side table.

 

[Tisch]

At least Lynn Flynn will have more time with her husband

OnlyFans next!

 

[octophone]

If Mogg loses, he'll vanish into a haunted mirror for another 200 years.

 

[funky]

How the fuck am I missing Ann Widdicombe being in the Reform party? I think must have fallen asleep for a month in 2023.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

At least Lynn Flynn will have more time with her husband

Oh I thought he was SAFE!

 

[octophone]

Rees-Mogg will need Nanny to give him a consoling handjob to get over this.

Yeah, thanks for that mental image.

 

[Soldi]

Oh not this FUCKING GHOUL

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Reform will continue to split the Tory vote, unless they somehow merge.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Is Rees Mogg now bemoaning FPTP??

 

[Kate]

Might go for a shit while this cunt is on.

 

[funky]

Oh don’t be DRAMATIC!

I'm sure this was said in France 5 years ago

 

[win_the_game]

How the fuck am I missing Ann Widdicombe being in the Reform party? I think must have fallen asleep for a month in 2023.

That horror drifted towards UKIP then the Brexit Party long ago.

 

[Marina Salty]

Is that a toupée?

 

[octophone]

Mogg basically saying that no-one likes Rishi Sunak.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Don't forget the Rees-Mogg family reality show may be incoming.

 

[funky]

Mogg basically saying that no-one likes Rishi Sunak.

Mogg still probably trying to understand how an Asian man has a British accent.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Is that a toupée?

No a merkin. He's a cunt.

 

[octophone]

Is that a toupée?

There isn't a wig seller alive who would let someone leave the salon looking like THAT.

 

[Madison]

Why are people still talking about Johnson?

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Don't forget the Rees-Mogg family reality show may be incoming.

What!? Is it on GB news?

 

[Cloud]

Reform on 50+ seats calling it now

 

[funky]

Reform on 50+ seats calling it now

nah

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Reform on 50+ seats calling it now

The exit poll won't be out by that much, come on now

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Reform on 50+ seats calling it now

If they’ve took them all from the Tories then that could push them under the 100

 

[Lucille]

Reform on 50+ seats calling it now

 

[dmlaw]

Don't forget the Rees-Mogg family reality show may be incoming.

Whilst I appreciate that it’s wrong to blame politician’s kids for the sins of their parents, all of Rees-Mogg’s kids can fuck off in the biggest way possible.

 

[octophone]

I swear that portrait of Maggie just screamed.

 

[dmlaw]

I swear that portrait of Maggie just screamed.

Of course it did. She’s in hell.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Harriet Harmen wants AI to fix democracy

 

[Madison]

Exit poll has Cambridge randomly as 50-50 Lib Dem gain from Labour.

 

[lolly]

With the boundary change, I can SEE Rees-Mogg's seat from my house. HE CANNOT STAY.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[ButterTart]

Reform on 50+ seats calling it now

It sounds like even the 13 they're predicted to win are a bit iffy. This is Farage's latest grift at the absolute height of its power and it's still a complete irrelevance.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

SUE GRAY MENTION ALERT

 

[funky]

Just checked and every single Liverpool district is 99% Labour winning, include the seat that they're taking from Tories, Southport

 

[win_the_game]

"Unfortunately"

Sky News saying there's a 4% chance of her holding the seat.

 

[ButterTart]

Just checked and every single Liverpool district is 99% Labour winning, include the seat that they're taking from Tories, Southport

I think Labour have pretty much sewn up the entire North West