UK General Election 2024 - Results Day

[ZenGiraffe]

Yvette Cooper possibly losing

...to reform

 

[Lucille]

As someone with family in the area, Normanton, Castleford and Pontefract going Reform would not be a shock.

 

[octophone]

Dehenna Davison get off my fucking screen.

 

[octophone]

Oh good GOD, she is just AWFUL.

 

[jivafox]

 

[Kate]

UGH I remember this BINT from last time

 

[Kate]

Was she on HIGNFY once too?

 

[octophone]

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I mean, I literally had a WIG better than that and it was only about £230.

 

[octophone]

Was she on HIGNFY once too?

Twice, I think. She was SHIT both times.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Results in so far shows reform dropping from 13 to 9 seats

 

[dmlaw]

Has there been another declaration? Labour are showing as on 7. Where was that and why has it not been acknowledged in any way?

 

[Kate]

Has there been another declaration? Labour are showing as on 7. Where was that and why has it not been acknowledged in any way?

It was briefly mentioned Another North East Labour hold.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

So how drunk are we all so far?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I'm FLAGGING and due to my new skinny lifestyle have no sweets in the flat

 

[Indie]

Has there been another declaration? Labour are showing as on 7. Where was that and why has it not been acknowledged in any way?

Gateshead Central. It was mentioned.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

It was briefly mentioned Another North East Labour hold.

What!! This is really shit. Show us the results

 

[Indie]

There you go.

 

[Jark]

I'm FLAGGING and due to my new skinny lifestyle have no sweets in the flat

eat the rich!

 

[ILL ADVISED]

 

[Kate]

Twice, I think. She was SHIT both times.

Just cos she looks good on camera then. Should just piss off to OnlyFans.

 

[dmlaw]

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There you go.

Considering voting for the Save Us Now Party.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Not Rory Stewart complaining about other people having no charisma

 

[ILL ADVISED]

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There you go.

Cons 4th!

 

[jivafox]

Rory Stewart CUTE???

 

[ZenGiraffe]

KHAN ON C4 KLAXON

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Kitty bored SHITLESS

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Not Rory Stewart complaining about other people having no charisma

Who fucking cares!! Just be good at the fucking job

Rory Stewart is such a cunt

 

[Jark]

if Clive says once more "that's interesting, that's really interesting..."

 

[dmlaw]

I’m increasingly thinking that I’m going to have to stab everyone who compares the national finances to a maxed out credit card.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Kitty bored SHITLESS

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Bartholomew also FED UP

 

[octophone]

Kitty bored SHITLESS

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Absolutely loving our regular Kitty updates.

 

[octophone]

Swing to Kitty of 148%

 

[win_the_game]

That bloody Zen and her FAKE NEWS had me worried earlier.

 

[Indie]

My usual cycle of immediately looking up wikipedia historical results from consituencies is being scuppered by all these boundary changes.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

That bloody Zen and her FAKE NEWS had me worried earlier.

Blame EMILY MAITLIS!

 

[Madison]

The hat is back.

 

[Lucille]

So how drunk are we all so far?

On the brink of tipsy, desperately trying to stay up till 3.

 

[lolly]

Oh she's BACK

 

[Kate]

FANCY HAT WOMAN IS BACK!!!!

 

[dmlaw]

I am quite certain that Cramlington and Killingworth is one of those constituencies that Indie made up earlier.