UK General Election 2024 - Results Day

[Lucille]

I mean it's not much different from watching a REGORM GAIN is it?

Yes but with LOVELY SHOES.

 

[Indie]

Harrogate was a LD seat until 2010. But it's still a 10k majority overturned

 

[Jark]

for her next role, Dakota Johnson is Rachel Reeves

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Why have the BBC left their CELL BORDERS SHOWING on their graphics.

The striping is hurting my head.

 

[dmlaw]

The be fair to the BBC, which I realise isn’t much fun, you can’t really tell the future Chancellor to shut up because an unimportant result is coming through.

 

[Indie]

In South Shields, Conservatives finished 4th behind the Greens

Labour lost vote share though.

 

[Lucille]

The be fair to the BBC, which I realise isn’t much fun, you can’t really tell the future Chancellor to shut up because an unimportant result is coming through.

I would!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Is she the one that stuck her fingers up to the press?

 

[ILL ADVISED]

And Chichester looking like GONE! Good riddance Gillian Keegan

 

[VoR]

Is she the one that stuck her fingers up to the press?

That's Andrea Jenkyns, a Yorkshire MP. She's also expected to go though.

 

[octophone]

I'd tell Rachel Reeves to shut up if I heard a beetle farting next door.

 

[Indie]

Exit Poll said Chichester was 85% Conservative likely.

EXIT POLL FAKE NEWS

 

[dmlaw]

Is she the one that stuck her fingers up to the press?

I thought that the Tory MP most associated with sticking fingers up was William Wragg.

 

[VoR]

All signs so far pointing to the Tories doing worse than the exit polls...

 

[octophone]

I've had to log off Discogs. Dangerously close to paying stupid money for a Nurse With Wound LP.

 

[big ron]

I dare say, I'm getting more optimistic

 

[VoR]

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Ugh Lee Anderson on our screens now

 

[Lucille]

What’s the London synopsis, what seats are the conservatives expected to hold?

 

[Sheena]

Not here for the long haul but just popping in to say I’ve been listening in the car on a long drive and ecstatic. It’s surely going to be even worse with that Chichester result. FUCK THE SORRY LOT OF THEM!

(And fingers crossed for no more PenPen)

Have a lovely night, loves!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What’s the London synopsis, what seats are the conservatives expected to hold?

There are rumours that Susan Hall will win the mayoralty

 

[Madison]

Why is Bristol counting in a corridor?

 

[VoR]

Apparently the Tory mood is 'gloomy' at Penny Mordaunt's count

 

[Lucille]

What’s the London synopsis, what seats are the conservatives expected to hold?

I’d love a COMPLETE WIPE-OUT but presume they’ll hang on in some of the more wicked outer boroughs?

 

[lolly]

Poor Thangam

I do think she'd have made a great Culture Secretary

 

[dmlaw]

What’s the London synopsis, what seats are the conservatives expected to hold?

I think North West Essex is meant to be the only one left.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

 

[octophone]

Why is Bristol counting in a corridor?

There's an exhibition of millinery in the rest of the building.

 

[Lucille]

There are rumours that Susan Hall will win the mayoralty

 

[Sheena]

Oh, and before I go, fuck I do love Britain sometimes:

 

[octophone]

Apparently the Tory mood is 'gloomy' at Penny Mordaunt's count

You really are bringing the GOOD NEWS tonight...

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Mark Francois as Tory leader….

 

[Kate]

What’s the London synopsis, what seats are the conservatives expected to hold?

Edit: oh shit I was looking at the wrong thing

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Poor Thangam

I do think she'd have made a great Culture Secretary

I do hope the cameras are there. I want a Jo Swindon moment and I will enjoy every second of it

 

[Indie]

They did have a 30k majority though

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Labour has a 2nd gain

 

[VoR]

 

[Lucille]

Such WICKED results!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Cunt Cunting on channel 4, I'm going back to the BBC

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Bring me the numbers NOW BBC