Wicked CEO of health insurance company SHOT DEAD by cute twink Luigi Mangione

[ZenGiraffe]

Jurys have acquitted obviously guilty people before, he just needs a lawyer who can tap into CLASS WARFARE.

Given that even those on the right seem to be #TeamLuigi, I definitely think it possible.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

During jury selection, just show this GIF and keep everyone who SMIRKS

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

I've seen the first cum tributes for AR LUIGI, the Twitter gays stand BEHIND HIM

 

[Kratz]

I've seen the first cum tributes for AR LUIGI, the Twitter guys stand BEHIND HIM

I wonder if I can become one of those people who marries killers behind bars?

To be fair, it probably is my last shot at lasting happiness.

 

[Lucille]

I wonder if I can become one of those people who marries killers behind bars?

To be fair, it probably is my last shot at lasting happiness.

I’m afraid he likes sprightly young things, ie me, 36.

 

[K.C.]

When a female prison guard brings him his food, all he has to do is tell her "good girl" and he's out.

 

[Marina Salty]

Or if he say "good boy" to a male guard.

 

[Joseph]

 

[GNL]

Madonna frothing.

 

[Madison]

Bring back QOL of the Year.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Bring back QOL of the Year.

Go for it.

 

[Kratz]

I’m afraid he likes sprightly young things, ie me, 36.

Are you calling me OLD?

 

[Lucille]

I’m just saying it’s not going work if both you AND him have a bad back.

 

[Kratz]

I’m just saying it’s not going work if both you AND him have a bad back.

I am VERY limber.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I am VERY limber.

That’s not the POINT!

 

[Kratz]

That’s not the POINT!

The what is the point or are you all too DICKSTRUCK to make any sense?!

 

[vespertine]

Don't forget noted bisexual and Eras tour attendee.

 

[Joseph]

 

[Joseph]

 

[Joseph]

 

[Lucille]

Goofy lawyer GONE! Looks like the parents got the cheque book out!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I already miss Chaotic Neutral Rudy Giuliani

 

[big ron]

America is mental enough that he'll walk away from this

 

[GNL]

America is mental enough that he'll walk away from this

He'll be co-hosting a podcast with the Hawk Tuah girl this time next year.

 

[octophone]

He'll be co-hosting a podcast with the Hawk Tuah girl this time next year.

"KIll 'Em Then Spit On 'Em - America's Worst People Ever"

 

[big ron]

SUBSCRIBE

 

[jyxz]

If Trump can evade his crimes, so can this king

 

[Nancy]

queen

 

[octophone]

If Kyle Rittenhouse can walk, so can this guy. Let's see how important it is that the dead man was an extremely rich CEO of a rapacious insurance company.

Oh.

 

[K.C.]

Y'all killed the good guy! He's a martyr! (Exec says)

 

[Lucille]

Sure Jan!

 

[Dark Carnival]

RIP angle!

 

[Joseph]

 

[Shoat]

Y'all killed the good guy! He's a martyr! (Exec says)

Now I'm not going to go so far as to say YAS MURDER

But anyone who is bumping their pay to multi-million figures and inside-trading is probably not working to improve the system

And I'm probably not going to take CEO Andrew Witty's word on it (2023 pay packet $23m)

 

[Art Decade]

 

[K.C.]

Issa conspiracy! Why isn't this a Netflix series yet?!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

BBC News - Luigi Mangione charged with healthcare CEO's murder

Luigi Mangione charged with healthcare CEO's murder

The suspect faces first-degree murder and second-degree murder charges in the killing of CEO Brian Thompson.

www.bbc.com

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[jivafox]

 

[K.C.]