ASFXMAS.... All I want for Christmas is RESULTS! Tonight, 7pm

[ButterTart]

LIVE from Cheadle Village Hall

THE RESULTS
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Find out which of these underprivileged children will be getting the Barbie Dreamhouse colouring book for Christmas, and which will be getting bell's palsy.

Kelli-Leigh - Underneath The Tree Toned, Tanned, Fit and (Christmas) Ready
Pongo - Celebrate Christmas Tree Cake
Lea Michele - Christmas In New York Mistlehoes
Joalin - La Chica-cá Christmas with Joan and Anonymous Homosexual
Heidi Montag, NASHUP - All I Want For Christmas Is The Club Jeans and a festive top
Drama - First Christmas Multi-use nativity ornaments
Lindsey Stirling feat. Becky G - Christmas C'Mon Classy christmas nails
Tiff Lacey & Raz Nitzan - Take Me Back To Christmas The Oscar Mayer Holiday Hostess Tree
Rani - Tell me what you’re wishing for The Sexual Goose DEAD
Despina Vandi - Kalanta Enya opens door to carol singers
Smoke Fairies - Christmas Without A Kiss A Fucking Huge Viennetta
Ben Adams feat. Morissette - This is Christmas Christmas Carvery
Imogen Heap - Just For Now Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time
Anna Vissi - Se Periptosi Pou Madonna Xmas tree magic
Florrie - Kissing in the Cold such a beautiful rug
Charlotte Adigéry & Bolis Pupul - HOHO The Christmas Fairy
Mary Chapin Carpenter - The Longest Night Of The Year Moomins at Winter Solstice
Kirsty Bertarelli - The Ghosts of Christmas Past A Christmas Massacre
Du Blonde - It's Christmas and I'm Crying The Christmas Bins, Hackney
Maxx - Power of Love Christmas Jumper Targeted Adverts
Sissel - Christmas Time is Here The Laughing Cow ~ Christmas diva edition
Ricchi e Poveri - Il Natale degli Angeli Princess Diana Christmas Tree Ornament
Donna Summer - Christmas Spirit Christmas at Harrods
Sabaton - Christmas Truce Probably... the classiest Christmas Tree in the world

 

[Marina Salty]

 

[Joseph]

 

[octophone]

 

[ButterTart]

A mere 8 minutes to go until HE'S BEEN!

 

[ButterTart]

Who's top of the nice list?
Who's getting an Ed Sheeran calendar in their stocking?
Which illiterate former Glee cast member did @the octy and the ivy make her grand return with?
Who in the risen Christ sent Mary Chapin Carpenter?!?

LET'S FIND OUT

 

[ButterTart]

First, we're going away in a minger to find out who came last...

 

[Tisch]

Ooh it's one of those STRAIGHT in, done before tea ones!

 

[ButterTart]

24th - Jeans and a festive top

Heidi Montag, NASHUP - All I Want For Christmas Is The Club


Submitted by @ZenReindeer

23 points

10 - Rhythmbandit
6 – Joseph, Tisch
1 – Ill Advised​

 

[ButterTart]

Ooh it's one of those STRAIGHT in, done before tea ones!

I still have a twatload of wrapping to do so I had to opt for this format else we'll be here for weeks.

 

[octophone]

Well, we'll all be BANNED before bedtime.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Tisch

You tried to submit this and only gave me 6!

FUMING you are already on the @Shit list

 

[Tisch]

A victim to everyone not bothering to vote because they were so sure she'd win.

 

[ButterTart]

Poor @ZenReindeer bottoms for Santa. Let's find out who managed to go one better...

 

[Tisch]

You tried to submit this and only gave me 6!

FUMING you are already on the @Shit list

Don't attack one of your FEW voters bish!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Imagine being BEATEN by MARY CHAPIN SHARTENER

 

[ZenGiraffe]

LOCKING THIS THREAD, YOU CAN ALL DIE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Poor @ZenReindeer bottoms for Santa. Let's find out who managed to go one better...

I wondered who Santa was fucking at the moment.

 

[ButterTart]

23rd - Moomins at Winter Solstice

Mary Chapin Carpenter - The Longest Night Of The Year


Submitted by @Chestnuts 🌰 Roe-sting 🌳 on an Open Fire 🔥

26 points

5 – Neon
3 – BoysForSeles, Tisch, dmlaw, Funky
2 – DisneyTeletubby, Iguana. RhythmBandit, Marina Salty
1 – ZZ​

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[ButterTart]

If the truly evil @Tisch-nel (as in Tinsel) had only given the giraffe a 10, he'd have vanquished his arch nemesis. SAD.

 

[Tisch]

FACT FANS, @Chestnuts 🌰 Roe-sting 🌳 on an Open Fire 🔥 entered Mary Chapin Carpenter last year with that song then changed last minute, but I forgot to update my spreadsheet so y'all nearly could have ended up enjoying that opus a year EARLY.

 

[ButterTart]

Who's the Grinch who stole the no. 22 spot?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I don't see me doing ESPECIALLY WELL.

 

[Joseph]

Not my sweet Heidi you monsters!

 

[ButterTart]

22nd - Multi-use nativity ornaments

Drama - First Christmas


Submitted by @Gold Funkincense & Myrrh

30 points

8 - ZZ
4 – Ginag, Indie, Marina Salty, Ill Advised
2 – Berly, BoysForSeles
1 – Outsynk, Rita​

 

[ButterTart]

21st - The Laughing Cow ~ Christmas diva edition

Sissel - Christmas Time is Here


Submitted by The stars above shine on the Teletubbies

33 points

10 - Funky
7 – Iguana, Octophone
4 – Neon
3 – Joseph
2 – Roe​

 

[jyxz]

Hope he didn’t rush home expecting a win

 

[Joseph]

I am shocked mine hasn’t landed yet. I expected a flop

 

[ButterTart]

Even Enya's satanic powers couldn't get poor Teletubby into the top 20. Let's find out who beat him to the punch.

 

[octophone]

See, at least Sissel could actually sing and there was a tune. It was actually pleasant compared to some of the absolute ear-murder elsewhere.

 

[ButterTart]

20th - Christmas Carvery

Ben Adams feat. Morissette - This is Christmas


Submitted by @Tisch-nel (as in Tinsel)

37 points

8 – Rita. Ill Advised
6 - Rhythmbandit
5 - Berly
3 – ButterTart, ZZ
2 – Kate, Ginag​

 

[ButterTart]

That one was well festive, you monsters.

 

[jyxz]

That one was well festive, you monsters.

You only gave it a 3

 

[octophone]

My notes on the subject...


Ben Adams feat. Morissette - This is Christmas – I'd soon suck Ladbaby's cock than hear this again. I have never seen so little chemistry between duet partners. Good of them to show us what a miserable experience making the video was for everyone involved.

 

[Tisch]

Aww I'm shocked my shockingly average entry didn't make much of a dent and got its highest score from Are Reet.

 

[ButterTart]

19th – Mistlehoes

Lea Michele - Christmas In New York


Submitted by @Jesus & Mary & Joseph 🎄

41 points

10 – Iguana, ZZ
7 – Berly
5 – DisneyTeletubby, Ill Advised
1 – Neon, Roe, Rhythmbandit, Funky​

 

[Iguana]

20th - Christmas Carvery
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Ben Adams feat. Morissette - This is Christmas


Submitted by @Tisch-nel (as in Tinsel)

37 points

8 – Rita. Ill Advised
6 - Rhythmbandit
5 - Berly
3 – ButterTart, ZZ
2 – Kate, Ginag​

I'm quite surprised I didn't vote for that. I love Ben Adams and Alanis Morissette

 

[ButterTart]

I just want to apologise to Lea Michele for Moopy's horrific snub. Lea, if you're reading this... well done for reaching Key Stage 1.

 

[octophone]

Again, if I may quote:

Lea Michele - Christmas In New York - I think I finally understand 9-11.