Finland 2025: Erika Vikman - ICH KOMME

[Tisch]

SHE SIMPLY MUST WIN

If this is on last on the night, that post chorus can DEFINITELY rile some televotes up.

 

[win_the_game]

Bit of a RACKET.

 

[OutSynk]

If this is on last on the night, that post chorus can DEFINITELY rile some televotes up.

If you're not riled up 3 seconds in something is seriously wrong with you.

 

[VoR]

If the puppy song beats that I’m going to send anthrax to my nearest Battersea dogs home.

 

[Lucille]

I believe we’ve just witnessed a very important piece of art.

 

[Lucille]

Straight boys singing a song about puppies and poo

Me: Hideous, basic, trash

Erika Vikman: ICH KOMME

Me: This is transcendental

 

[OutSynk]

That outro is making me have a panic attack but in a good way.

 

[VoR]

It’s giving LINDA BENGTZING (complimentary)

 

[Suomi]

Better than Bad Romance

 

[FetchFugly]

Erika's open gates were just the beginning...

That final third

 

[Lucille]

The tempo change feels like dying.

 

[Dark Carnival]

The Finnish gays are so lucky to have her!

 

[Pingu]

It’s giving LINDA BENGTZING (complimentary)

I got Linda Bengtzing covering Boney M (doubly complimentary).

 

[OutSynk]

I've never felt this much joy listening to a chorus.

 

[Tisch]

I had a whole thinkpiece written but essentially; I think she can just DO IT.

*comes 13th in semi-final*

 

[ButterTart]

Whether it's with Puppy or Erika's fulsome knockers, I already know Finland will be one of my favourites this year.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I will shed a tear now for poor doomed NEEA RIVER who should barge into MGP and win that instead

 

[Lucille]

She really put her whole pussy, flaps and asshole into this. If the snow devils take this from us there must be SANCTIONS!

 

[Suomi]

It’s VERY I Love Belarus x by good Madonna, ÷ by the threat of nuclear war + 1980s capitalism + a 3am text from Penelope + the initial chaos of Sexy No! No! No! + VoR declaring Finland ‘over’ if not chosen

 

[Jacques]

Bit of a RACKET.

This was my first thought, not a patch on Cicciolina for me.

Now they're all out, my faves are "Nightmares" and the twink.

 

[GNL]

 

[PopLife]

I need Nanne Grönvall to cover Ich komme in Swedish asap…

 

[straightorbroken]

I've just komme.

 

[wildchild]

Positively surprised by Erika, the chorus is really anthemic. I wouldn’t mind sending it. One thing I worry for her in the national selection is the overly sexual lyrics. I’m no ESC expert but how do songs with a similar theme typically fare in the contest?

 

[Suomi]

Just for those of you that don’t speak German, “Ich komme” translates as “I am coming”

So I think we can interpret the song as being about someone arriving somewhere, perhaps for a meeting or appointment.

 

[Lucille]

It means quite a lot to me actually, because I often arrive at places.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Just for those of you that don’t speak German, “Ich komme” translates as “I am coming”

So I think we can interpret the song as being about someone arriving somewhere, perhaps for a meeting or appointment.

Thank you, this is useful because I don't speak German (but I can if you like)

 

[Suomi]

When this wins what is everyone wearing to the Ich Komme (I Am Arriving) party

 

[dmlaw]

When this wins what is everyone wearing to the Ich Komme (I Am Arriving) party

Puppy costume. I have RENTED it, I am USING it.

 

[Sheena]

MY GATES ARE OPEN

 

[Sheena]

Surely this would never be allowed at Eurovision, though?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

When this wins what is everyone wearing to the Ich Komme (I Am Arriving) party

Cum

 

[Lucille]

Surely this would never be allowed at Eurovision, though?

Hopefully they’ll be too distracted by the Maltese entry singing CUNT.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Hopefully they’ll be too distracted by the Maltese entry singing CUNT.

That's TRANSCENDENTAL IDEALIST IMMANUEL KANT thank you very much

 

[Sheena]

Does she only sing songs about PORN, considering CICCIOLINA?

Is she basically Finland's version of KIM PETRAS?

 

[wildchild]

Why does she alway sing about her pussy? Why Can’t it be a more family friendly theme like kittens or puppies? I just fear this is too much for Finland, let alone Europe.

 

[Lucille]

Although Ciccolina is a better POP SONG, this feels infinitely more AMBITOUS.

 

[VoR]

I don’t see why they’d be able to ban it. It’s all (highly) suggestive rather than outright explicit.

If Zorra got a pass, this should be fine.

 

[Soldi]

I mean they sent a bloke with his ARSE out last year..

 

[GNL]

Why does she alway sing about her pussy? Why Can’t it be a more family friendly theme like kittens or puppies? I just fear this is too much for Finland, let alone Europe.

Those snow devils love a bit of it.