Speculate Wildly About Enya (2 Viewers)

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is debating which animal should play her in her biopic.

No debate; definitely a slim, dark cat.

Spoiler: Another translation

Since Better Man (Robbie Williams' biopic) seems to be doing well, she'll be taking some inspiration – not to be a chimpanzee but another animal choice – "it's great to be a cat!"

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is pondering on whether it's worth spilling the tea, within the next 20 years, about some aspects of her notably private life, which may include children she has (indirectly) brought to the world... or let strangers excavate the details some decades after her earthly presence.
Biopic ought to be done and dusted before one returns to (star)dust. ️

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has changed her mind on sharing her paintings – they are still personal, but doesn't care what people think as much.
A new year's resolution of hers is "to be a double artist." 🖌

Spoiler: Relevant quotes

"I have always been shy. In former times, I wasn’t happy with that, but today I accept it and live my life after it. And I dare to express something private like emotions in my music and make it visible for the public. I also like painting, but it’s difficult for me as it shows too much of myself. If it is included in a song, it’s less a problem for me."
~Enya, 2005

"[Painting]’s something very personal. I share my thoughts when composing music but I prefer painting to stay private, at least for a few years." ~Enya, 2016

8 years is a good few.

She might release some within a couple of years after the long awaited new album.

Spoiler: People believe! 🎶♡

One of the most upvoted posts of the month!

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has the power of telekinesis.

Enya watched Matilda The Musical the other day, it was rather good, but Mara Wilson as Matilda in the 90s film couldn't be surpassed.

Either way, that skill is something Enya would be interested in... but flying is more her thing.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya watched a livestream of the New Year fireworks in Sydney as her sister there was cheering on the phone.
She also liked the music choices there, some Enya-esque instrumental thing too.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya also watches these fireworks in the east of the world, major cities and skyscrapers like Taipei 101 thinking 'I've been there!'

knowing that she has yet to visit more than 2 locations mentioned in Orinoco Flow. ️

Her explanation for that:

"It's not necessary to visit the places we want to describe. We can also reach them with our fantasy, with our minds, with our souls."
~Enya, c. 1997
♡
From here

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya wondered if by watching all these fireworks she somehow endorses the exploitation of children for labor and possible threats to their safety, health and development. But she decided she clearly isn't.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Enya is known for firing fireworks out of her arsehole into primary schools.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Sometimes she packs fireworks with diarrhea and launches them over family fun days.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was looking at this

Spoiler: at 24 and 54; her similar expressions

Enya supposes her hair has gained more volume in the last 10 years, so she is ready for a 40-year challenge.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Enya is so hooked on tramadol, she once stole and sold a baby online to get her next hit.

 

[Marina Salty]

She really would do anything for hair volume gain.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was hoping for more snow to have fallen overnight 🌨 but not much for her area yet.
She is definitely content with staying nice and cosy indoors whilst she waits.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is thinking of going over to Bono's place to ask him if she can have a look at his newly awarded Presidential Medal of Freedom. ️

 

[Marina Salty]

And also steal it when he's not watching.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is very happy for Demi Moore and her long-awaited win at the Golden Globes also astonished that Demi hadn't won one before (nominated 3 times before winning the 4th*).

Back in early 2002, Enya did have a nice time at those awards, though her 7 World Music Awards more than made up for the missed win there.

*Same with Enya at the BRIT Awards, maybe next year's the year

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Enya hates other women and thinks it's time that they got back "in the fucking kitchen" and let men do "the real work".

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Not that Enya has any need for awards from THE MORTAL REALM

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Enya is likely to be exposed as one of the main participants at Diddy's 'freak-offs'.

Witnesses describe the sight of her penetrating Usher for the first time as "whimsical", "erotic" and "horrifying".

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is considering purchasing the Breaking Bad house; at $4million in today's money, it is monetarily worth less than her castle.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Will be voicing Amy Rose in the Sonic The Hedgehog 4 movie.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya heard this news about Keir Starmer's speech style being too slow, with Liz Truss' being considered even slower... she doesn't approve of their leadership much but is wondering what do people want?

Plus Enya gets told that even in Irish she speaks slowly/unconfidently for a native.
She now believes that as long as it's not an inopportune comment, so what?

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya is in favour of Canada becoming Trump's 51st state.

 

[disneyteletubby]

definitely content with staying nice and cosy indoors whilst she waits.

Enya has enjoyed seeing the snow today mostly from indoors, wrapped in a cosy blanket.
If she'd had a lower house (and if this is accurate today) one would be almost snowed in

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya doesn't often eat candy canes nor ice cream, but she does get rid of them by crushing the canes and sprinkling them over as a fancy-looking dessert for guests.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is wondering what scenes broadcast from America today are more astonishing: the sad results and locations of the wildfires in southern California, or the fact that George W Bush didn't shake hands with Obama, yet Obama and Trump did, and are sat next to each other, friendly chatting.

She hopes that when the sad day comes for Miggeldy (Enya photographed in 2007 with the Irish president here) it might be half as notable an occasion as Jimmy Carter has today, resting in peace at 100.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has built a few snow cats just outside* her Winter Garden.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is rather bored now that all the snow's melted, and is in some sort of writer's block state. Sitting in silence is once again her main hobby.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Her new hobby is going round to newly built housing estates, vandalising the playgrounds with needles and tar, spraying obscene graffiti on the walls, and letting her 50 XL Bullies with diarrhea roam freely.

Asked why, she replied "sink estates are my kink"

 

[Shoat]

Enya has sold the people of Greenland to Elon Musk to be turned into car batteries, and used the proceeds to buy the Broadwater Farm Estate

"Beauty must be preserved" the enigmatic chanteuse observed

 

[disneyteletubby]

The most beautiful thing from the 1980s that Enya likes to preserve are several indoor plants; it makes her happy to see things like this in real life, and on r/80sdesign:

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya always smirks when she hears of Carol Decker and how the T'Pau singer apparently sulked about Orinoco Flow at the time.

Only the synth pizzicato nothing else haha

 

[Shoat]

I've heard the Orinoco Flow / China In Your Hand comparisons before, and really it's SLIGHT and TENUOUS

So no wonder that Enya plans on baking Carol Decker into a mutton vindaloo next time Carol tries to sue

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was randomly thinking about the lyric "winter has come too late" in her song Exile (earliest written for Watermark), and how fitting it is with the weather.
She was both disturbed and relieved by Nicky Ryan changing the lyric back then.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is mildly intrigued to know the a harp emoji now exists 🪉 as well as the flag for Sark (Dark Sky Island inspiration place) .
In fact, all of these emojis look interesting to her, including that tired one.

 

[Sardonicus]

In fact, all of these emojis look interesting to her, including that tired one.

She can't be tired, she hasn't released an album in YEARS!

 

[disneyteletubby]

She can't be tired, she hasn't released an album in YEARS!

10 years this year. Just thinking about having to be busy again makes one tired.

Although Enya doesn't write singles specifically, she does have hope that something on the new album might make it to the charts.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya's looking at the nasty-looking Storm Éowyn approaching on the weather maps, although she likes the character, knew about her from reading The Lord of the Rings.

She wouldn't be surprised if a Storm Eithne emerges in the next few years.

 

[Sardonicus]

Enya is reportedly FUMING after she got pissed on Tia Maria's last night & lost the key to the LOXIAN GATES

 

[Shoat]

She's so fuming that she's already ritually sacrificed one of the Jedward twins, and all before lunch