Speculate Wildly About Enya (2 Viewers)

[disneyteletubby]

New advertisements for Maybachs and Enyaqs starring Enya, Moni and Gabi (and the cars) are upcoming, featuring a mashup of their respective hit songs, of course! ️

I was actually thinking about the Cheeky Girls Monica and Gabriela in association with Enya a few days ago

 

[Shoat]

In what possible association?

The Cheekies aren't yet DEAD, they can't attend Enya's afterlife dinner parties with mandatory nude Twister

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Enya is hosting a dinner party tonight. Well that's what the guests think. It's actually a BDSM orgy and she will kill.

 

[disneyteletubby]

In what possible association?

and this

Spoiler: Though real Enya would never (publicly) sing this haha

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya woke up in a bathtub full of icecubes.

 

[Bypass]

Enyas labia is swollen again

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Enyas labia is swollen again

I've told her to stop flicking.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Anyway the dinner party/ BDSM orgy was a flop. She blacked out and pissed herself (again).

 

[Bypass]

Anyway the dinner party/ BDSM orgy was a flop. She blacked out and pissed herself (again).

She's been told to get a catheter but she won't have it

 

[Bypass]

Whilst having her bush trimmed at the local AfterLife salon Enya saw a Grenfell Tower victim walk past the storefront. The thought of their demise has been tickling her all day.

 

[Bypass]

Enya woke up this morning with a raging hangover, having fallen asleep at her laptop.

She has not clue what happened, but she's covered in shit and has purchased 7 pairs of rollerskates off TEMU

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya now has a strange association with her 'turn it up' bit from Orinoco Flow - the Sausage and Egg McMuffin she still wouldn't consume one, but was surprised to know how the eggs were cooked, knowing they aren't fried, of course.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Enya is currently playing Super Smash Brothers. She picked Mewtwo, and is particularly enjoying throwing the Ice Climbers off the edge of Hyrule Castle

 

[Bypass]

Enya isn't particularly taken with the new Gaga album.

"it's all a bit Pat Benetar lite" she was heard to have said.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is aware of a place called Dore in Sheffield - she's heard it's got some nice hills and country roads 🏞🛣 but it's unlikely to surpass Dore, Gweedore, her birthplace.

Every so often, Enya wonders exactly when 🕰 and perhaps where inshe was born... 🏞 ♡

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya's readings...

Spoiler: Just a guess at the time 😅💛

Enya hopes that the Sagittarius rising ️ will help her get a move on later in the year, then.

 

[Bypass]

Enya called Karen Carpenter a fat bastard

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya would silently be like upon seeing this
- even if it's Cyndi Lauper playing in the background 🕰

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was wondering about what would've been the 3rd song on her playlist

Avalon, Every Breath You Take

Enya's choice ad interim for the 3rd song (since they're all '82-'83 chill songs that are still rather popular) would be Time After Time

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Enya's new Netflix series is trending.

In it, she chases Bjork around as Bjork attempts to eat Belgium.

 

[Bypass]

Enya owns a sequin hoody that says SLAG on the back.

 

[Bypass]

Enya was fingered by John Prescott

 

[AGinAg (37)]

John Prescott was fingered by Enya.

 

[Finn]

Small fry for Enya, who actually DID fist Norman Lamont

 

[Finn]

"Talk about a RED BOX!"

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya owns a sequin hoody that says SLAG on the back.

Enya owns a polyester hoodie that says GALS on the back; the lettering DONE was done later.

 

[Bypass]

Enya once sat next to Anne Widdecombe on a flight to Alicante

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is considering appearing on the runway for this

Ireland’s first fashion week to take place this October

Many big brands are flying the flag for Irish fashion abroad but it’s time to bring things back home, according to the event's founder.

www.newstalk.com

Or in some kind of archive footage where she wore dresses by Irish designers for the awards in 2002.

Spoiler: These 🤗

Although for that Golden Globes gown (maybe it's theirs for the cardigan sleeves) Enya says Jemima Khan designed it https://www.gettyimages.co.uk/detai...e-beverly-news-footage/75672059?adppopup=true

Louise Kennedy for this dress in 2016, and Enya mentioned her here as her dress designer for the World Music Awards in 2006

 

[Bypass]

Enya was born in a wheelchair

 

[Shoat]

The town of Prescot has been fingered by Enya

 

[Bypass]

Enya has been throwing bricks through leisure centre windows again.

She has no time for the frivolity of others.

"Arbeit mach frei!" She was heard to have squawked as she staggered off the premises,, swigging gin with shit trickling down the back of her legs.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is waiting for Katy Perry et al's space journey, wondering whether she'll set off a firework in space without it backfiring.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Enya is an absolute GHOUL who hopes that the rocket explodes.

Noted hate longe Moopy has denounced this as "beyond the pale"

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya's watching and laughing at these ladies who were in space for maybe half an hour, Katy Perry kissing the dusty ground on Earth

But there were some nice recounts from them, and kind of sweet how Katy sang What A Wonderful World instead of one of her own songs.

 

[Bypass]

Enya has began puberty

 

[Bypass]

Enya has began a long distant relationship with a pig farmer called Mavis Conelly

 

[Finn]

Funny name for a man

 

[Bypass]

Funny name for a man

Enya doesn't judge*


*able bodied people with no afflictions. She does however have no time for diabetics or epaleptics, and has been known to publicly "sugar shame" those who she suspects are type 2

 

[Shoat]

Which is unfortunate for many, as Enya has also been spotted spiking Harvester salad carts with high fructose corn syrup

She's a wicked woman

 

[Bypass]

Indeed

Enya's only source of income are the UNICEF boxes she steals from the needy African children