Post an Absolutely Fabulous line that lives rent free in your head

“She can’t still be down there! She’d never let six grown men get out alive…”
 
I think you should tell people when you're pregnant darling, you don't want them thinking you're FAT!
 
"That was a demon Lola! Now get on your knees and pray for forgiveness"

"This is what he asked me to do"

"Oh good lord get the demon out! DEMON OUT!"
 
YOU HAD EVERYTHING!
YOU HAD EVERYTHING I NEVER HAD!

*scurries back to the corner of the room*
 
Oh my god there’s something horrible on the stairs

(It’s me)

I’M NOT BLIND
 
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(Saffy holds her very pregnant stomach and declares “it kicked”, to which Patsy replies)

I’M NOT SURPRISED, I WAS TEMPTED MYSELF
 
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You don't wanna WHAP your fanny out at a prem! Just slither your tits out of the back of a taxi…I mean they're just MAGS, sweetheart. They're just mags. They're just receycled snaps. They come up AGAIN AND AGAIN. They just recatagorise them, SHOVE them up their arse, VOMIT them up!
 
Actually, I think my most used one in real life is probably:

FRENCH BITCH
 
I don't know if there's a similar Absolutely Fabulous line, but I remember Joanna Lumley saying in Paddington 2:
"Really nice buns." :laugh:
 
‘The mother and I disagreed over a geometric bob, I told her the only thing she’d look good in is a bodybag’
 
Another one I use a lot that I probably shouldn't is:

"Hmmmph...thought he was dead"
 
‘Call Moët & Chandon and tell them it’s for charity. Call Joan Collins tell her it’s FREE CHAMPAGNE’
 
HOOVER VACOOOM'S BROKE

FELT OUT OF WINDOW WHEN I WERE DOING SILLS
 
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