SABRINA CARPENTER ACCUSED OF SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH CORGI

[Penelope]

Battersea Dogs Home AGOG

 

[Sheena]

QUEEN FURIOUS

 

[Penelope]

CAMILLA LOBBYING FOR THE DEATH PENALTY

 

[Penelope]

"I can't relate to just Dalmatians!" CONFESSES the Juno chanteuse

 

[Lucille]

Corgi reportedly “flattered”

 

[K.C.]

Camilla dies in freak lobbying accident

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Finn]

NEWS: Moopy poster Eddie dies from Black Forest Gateau poisoning

 

[Penelope]

STATE FUNERAL FOR EDDIE

 

[Lucille]

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QUITE THE TEASE.

 

[Penelope]

NAR:

 

[Lucille]

Liz Truss purchases crushed velvet backdrop from Dunelm.

 

[Penelope]

Liz Truss purchases crushed velvet tank top from CloneZone

 

[K.C.]

Liz Truss donates red cardigan to starving children.

 

[dmlaw]

Starving children donate British cheese to Liz Truss.

 

[Lucille]

Starving children quoted “we’d rather die”

 

[Lucille]

I notice that bitch kept all her APPLES!

 

[VoR]

Leaked security footage from Number 10 circa 2022 shows canonical pop girlie Liz Truss tearfully lip-syncing to Britney Spears’ Lucky just hours before her final PMQs session.

 

[Lucille]

Liz Truss is so desperate for the sweet excretions of notorious homosexual VoR that she is popping her pussy in feats of acrobatics that onlookers have described as ‘previously impossible’ and ‘painfully alluring’.

 

[Finn]

Liz Truss to give the eulogy at the state funeral of Moopy poster Eddie, her second for a beloved late Queen

 

[jivafox]

Corgi seen nibbling suspiciously at the underskirts of Liz Truss' funeral attire.

 

[Lucille]

Vor caught nibbling suspiciously at the delicious edges of the corgi’s clinkers.

 

[Tisch]

"it's that ME ESPRESSO" gurns VoR to a mostly empty room

 

[funky]

NAR:

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I have so many questions.

 

[Penelope]

HORDE of Corgi DESCEND upon news that canine seductress Sabrina Carpenter's private jet has LANDED NEARBY

 

[Joseph]

Taylor Swift ENRAGED due to reports of Sabrina Carpenter enjoying Corgi attention. 37 Corgis found dead from teardrop on guitar debacle.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Liz Truss tests positive for corgi SYPHILIS

 

[funky]

Corgis discover sexy dog thread in dark moopy

Shares in mini doggy stockings go up 3000%

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Corgis discover sexy dog thread in dark moopy

Shares in mini doggy stockings go up 3000%

Use promo code UNHINGED for 10% discount.

That's promo code UNHINGED

 

[funky]

SALE STARTS FRIDAY

 

[Lucille]

Liz Truss donates dog syphilis to starving children.

 

[Joseph]

Starving children hold benefit for Liz Truss and her ravaged vagina

 

[SystemAddict]

Dalmatian disguises himself as a Corgi in the hope of initiating relations with “Can’t Blame a Girl for Trying” hitmaker Sabrina Carpenter.

 

[K.C.]

Liz Truss sues starving children for not showing enough "growth".

 

[K.C.]

Camilla Parker Bowles tests positive for IBS. Changes name to Parker Bowels.

 

[Tisch]

Her new album "Life of an IBS Girl" dropping FRIDAY

 

[K.C.]

Her new album "Life of an IBS Girl" dropping FRIDAY

Tracklist plz

 

[funky]

“Please please please (let me use your toilet)” rumoured to be the first single

 

[Penelope]

Theresa May maintains PROUD MOOPY TRADITION and "gets 'em out for Gaza" in FRONT COVER FHM topless photoshoot FOR WAR CHILD

 

[Lucille]

IDF form specialist ‘TITS TASKFORCE’ to TACKLE TERRY’S TANTALISING TATAS.