Wicked CEO of health insurance company SHOT DEAD by cute twink Luigi Mangione

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Are the choices "spend the rest of your life in prison" and "DIE"? Because neither sound great.
I probably would've curved the whole 'murder someone in public' thing myself, but then I do generally prefer a quiet night in most evenings
 
Also is murder the right word? It suggests he did something wrong, and we wouldn't want to do that now would we!?
 
I mean life in prison because he could get a twink lover in the next president (god willing) and get a full pardon and then finally come home to my loving arms :disco:
 
Mr. Pop never rests

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Yes, based on a strict reading of the Constitution, I think this means they now have to let him go with an apology.
 
With his newfound freedom, perhaps he could be cast as himself in the new Luigi musical
 
It’s a concern that he’s reading Ayn Rand. I worry about what that stuff might do to him.
 

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