Speculate Wildly About Enya (4 Viewers)

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has yet to catch up with last week's episode of Strictly Come Dancing ; she has given up with Big Brother.

(She probably has seen last Saturday's Strictly, I'm the one who hasn't because of being at Alton Towers haha)

 

[Shirley]

Enya doesn't even HAVE a TV! If she wants ENTERTAINMENT she lights the BIG FIRE and WATCHES THE FLAMES, occasionally TOSSING IN a BAT'S WING or a HANDFUL OF FAIRY DUST

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is reminded of her quote from 20 years ago:

 

[Agneeta]

Enya fucks.

 

[disneyteletubby]

With her music

Enya is curious about her Spotify (For Artists) Wrapped, expecting levels that might've even surpassed 2021.

 

[Agneeta]

I've had a sneak preview

1. Lords of Acid
2. Kim Petras
3. Deacon Blue
4. Cheeky Girls
5. KoRn

 

[Agneeta]

Kim Petras appears because she can't stop playing RIM JOB.

 

[disneyteletubby]

I doubt Enya listens through Spotify enough for a standard Wrapped of her own, but I'd guess something like (especially the first two) this for her top artists:

1. Sergei Rachmaninoff
2. Enya
3. The Police
4. Lady Gaga
5. Squeeze



Special mention to the Cheeky Girls though and a handful of those listed/to be listed as Enya wannabes. ♡

 

[disneyteletubby]

Speaking of Enya wannabes yet to be mentioned on that thread (will do soon:-) Enya is curious about the upcoming collaboration by Oklou and FKA twigs:



♡

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is considering this collaboration:

but supposes there'll be some explaining to do first.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya may have a discreet and not too intimately placed tattoo, on her outer thigh, of a treble clef (without the score lines, occasional stretch marks).

 

[Agneeta]

Enya is currently down on all fours waiting for anyone or anything to enter.

 

[Kate]

Enya is sending a Rolf Harris song to ASFM for the lols.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was wondering where the single was (expecting an Enya song that was a single, Echoes in Rain or something)

then she realised what they meant. ♡

 

[Shirley]

Friends fear she's drinking GOAT PISS again

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya will sing Walk On By (originally by Dionne Warwick) ♡ in response to any nice person trying to make conversation with her, as she walks through Dublin, a little forlorn.

 

[Agneeta]

Gargling cum and shit as we speak. She's quoted as saying "fuck off cunt".

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya predicts a third disastrous event (recognised by the media) for October 7th.

She will probably be in Creeslough, still in disbelief about the explosion in Donegal 3 years ago.

 

[Shirley]

Enya is wondering what she will do when her LONDON BOYS HOT VIDEO HITS VHS TAPE finally wears out after being played daily for 35 years

 

[Sardonicus]

Enya is wondering what she will do when her LONDON BOYS HOT VIDEO HITS VHS TAPE finally wears out after being played daily for 35 years

Enya was AGOG to recently find out the London Boys were straight (but then WEREN'T WE ALL?)

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya wants to see (or maybe rewatch) the Édith Piaf film that Nicky Ryan reportedly worked on. The French icon was bisexual, and Enya was intrigued to learn that both Piaf and Greta Garbo were with Marlene Dietrich before.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya remembered 9th October is John Lennon's birthday before 10 years of Echoes In Rain.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya credits HRT for the 'pretty skin' she had the confidence to show off in the Amarantine era

But also attributes it to the reason why she hasn't done as much after (it can reactivate endometrial tissue, even after menopause )

Also Enya is glad that Dolly Parton is doing relatively well ♡ in spite of endo still affecting her.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya wishes she had a new album out, or at least announced it... ♡ but for the moment, one cba.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has slept in, and upon waking, after gazing over the sea and trees, is once again wondering what she's gonna do with the new music yet to be shared...

 

[Lucille]

Enya thinks Nando’s is terribly overpriced.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya has stolen many bottles of Nandos sauce. Often she uses them on herself.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya calls her hole supper. Guests are often surprised when arriving to her candle lit supper.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya was glad when Nicky Ryan died.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya has just remembered that John Lennon was a woman beater.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya has just slammed a FISHMONGERS HEAD into the pavement after discovering she didn't get the Noble Peace Prize.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya agrees with Nigel Farage that gay marriage is disgusting.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya just killed a tramp.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya leaves a trail of used vapes behind her.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya predicts an earthquake up in here (remembered the song ) and noticed Labrinth has a new song called Orchestra; will keep that in mind for a collaboration.

 

[Shoat]

Enya has conquered Sentinel Island, and is training the Sentinelese in modern warfare and multi-layered vocals.

The Isles Of Scilly are her next target.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya finds the idea of conquering nations a bit silly.

 

[Shoat]

She does indeed. It's ridiculous they need conquering at all, when they should be in FEVERED ENYA WORSHIP by default.

She blames false prophet Carol Decker for the disobedience, and has sent her mosquitoes in the post as a warning.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was thinking about Claudia Winkleman's hair, but then discovered this random Anne from Southern California, and is admittedly a little jealous.

 

[disneyteletubby]

A large proportion of those Spotify listens for EBYT are from Enya.