Speculate Wildly About Enya (4 Viewers)

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is sorting out her Halloween playlist and learnt that she precedes Monster Mash by a year or so.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya is starting an online campaign - Justice For Prince Andrew.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya thinks it's ridiculous that Andrew had a 30 room mansion, covered by taxpayers' money...
It has 7 bedrooms, Enya's only has 5 (and she pays for it).

 

[Joseph]

Enya files grievance after her “underage prostitute” costume fails to win at the local pub Halloween party

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is nostalgic for Halloween in 2006 at her castle, and this costume (right )

also amused at the conversation between her brother and Nicky.

Spoiler

 

[Shoat]

Enya doesn't see what the fuss is all about.

"Who hasn't hosted a sex party in a castle dungeon from where young women have to be rescued?"

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya will have a listen to Florence's Everybody Scream soon and also listen to see if her Abracadabra cover was any better than AI Enya's.

(It is better, though Gaga's chorus can't be beaten. Enya preferred when the backing singers started singing the 1982 song )

 

[Bypass]

Enyas been accidentally taxidermied

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has been reciting the dramatic bit of her song Cursum Perficio and remembering the Marilyn Monroe documentary and the inscription that haunted her:

 

[Bypass]

Enyas been bitten by a pig.

 

[Bypass]

Enya is stuck on a rollacoaster naked.

 

[Bypass]

Enyas pissed her knickers.

 

[Bypass]

Enyas changed her family name to Bullock

 

[Bypass]

Enyas full name is Enya Iscariot Bullock

 

[Agneeta]

Enya is shitting in an M&S food hall, while also lactating over the milk aisle.

4 dead including whoever the fuck Nicky and Roma are.

 

[Bypass]

Enya will fingerbang a wallaby at 6pm sharp tomorrow.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya is a huge supporter of the Russian military industrial complex.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya will fingerbang a wallaby at 6pm sharp tomorrow.

Will this be on streaming?

 

[Agneeta]

Enya has a new Netflix series - Finger Banging with the Stars.

She'll be legs akimbo fingering herself and a host of celebrity friends including Gwen Stefani, Liz Truss and Katie Hopkins.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya thinks "when blondes and beautiful are multiple, they become so dull and dutiful".
(And quite likes that song by Beautiful South and thinks they were best with Jacqui Abbott as the female vocalist. )

 

[Agneeta]

On Monday Enya will dressing up as a baby and shitting herself to the soundtrack of Rotterdam by the Beautiful South.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya killed her twin.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was recently reminded of the "silent twins" June and Jennifer, amazed and saddened all over again by their lives together and apart, and hopes June is well. ♡

 

[Agneeta]

Enya was recently reminded of her trip to Auschwitz, which she described as lovely and didn't get the fuss.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was wondering when she last went to Alton Towers for the rides (if ever )

I'd guess it was at some point in the 1990s: the biggest rides she went on were Nemesis and Corkscrew. Skyride and Runaway Mine Train were also quite memorable 🌦

(I've been on all of these besides Corkscrew, which opened 1980, closed 2008, but some of the track is preserved at the entrance )

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya also thinks that the theme park's biggest mistake (besides the 2015 Smiler accident of course) is that they got rid of the Flume that year.

It was even sponsored by Imperial Leather, and before that, Diana rode it (as the Log Flume). ♡

(I did get to ride on the Flume the year before it closed, and today rode on the rollercoaster in its place, the Wicker Man!)

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya wishes she was there on the water rides with Diana in 1994 (in place of one/all of those noisy little boys )

 

[Bypass]

Will this be on streaming?

It wont be filmed

 

[Agneeta]

Enya piss.

 

[Bypass]

Enya has had a wonderful evening teasing Bruce Willisþ

 

[Agneeta]

Enya believes universities promote the woke mind virus and is planning a University bombing campaign.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya is planning a wank a day over advent for her Onlyfans, concluding in a big anal wank on Christmas Eve.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya believes that a fist a day keeps the doctor away.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya is opening a farm for right wing animals.

 

[Shirley]

Enya has finished reading Fiona Bruce's 'BIG BOOK OF ANAL SEX' but is still unconvinced that she wants to partake

 

[Joseph]

Enya has decided she ONLY wants mayo on her cold fish sandwich from here on out

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya watched this infographic video, almost thinking it was her

Spoiler: 18 min cartoon thing about Ghislaine Maxwell etc..

She also didn't know about the woman being arrested for drink driving in 1996 Enya was injured as a passenger in a separate such incident the following year, 7 weeks before another tragic car accident.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya wants to dance the Argentine Tango more and more each time she sees a really good one on Strictly (Karen and Carlos this time ) but the one that amused her the most yesterday (and reminded her of the hit song) was Alex and Johannes' dance

 

[Agneeta]

When asked "which animal would you have sex with?" she confirmed that she is currently banned from Battersea Dog Home for dog fucking.

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya wants to dance with somebody on the preconception this alleged somebody is a dog.