Speculate Wildly About Enya (5 Viewers)

[disneyteletubby]

Enya then realised (or probably knew years ago) that this boy choir Libera are known in their own right, and joining forces would mean it's a major collaboration... so never mind.

Then again, Enya would be up for adding vocals to a Metro Boomin-produced track...his sense of music is very good, the samples even more so but the visuals would need a bit of Enya-fying.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya thinks this lower octave cover of Boadicea is rather good, but she feels like sneezing at the 'particles' (and possibly face tape )

Spoiler: I always think this edit makes it looks like she is sneezing. 😅

It's from this ♡

Spoiler

There was a clip of Enya actually sneezing (wearing a mask) in late 2021, at her brother's funeral mass.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya learnt that Tracy Chapman's YouTube thumbnails have also been updated recently.
(What if they both released new music by next year, like back in 1988, then get nominated for the same awards?)
Enya is determined to get the BRITs next time she's nominated.

~Enya, 1989

I just learnt today that the BPI Awards was the old name for the BRITs
Of course Tracy Chapman would win but aw, Enya's also still a winner in my eyes.

 

[Inner Smile]

Enya has just written her will. All £360 of it goes to INNER SMILE

 

[disneyteletubby]

I imagine Enya began writing a will (or at least some expression of wish) almost 40 years ago but has altered it a few times. Now she occasionally worries the younger ones in the family would be fighting over her fortune, but she has been generous as well a dividing it fairly (well, maybe a little extra something for her goddaughter/niece ). Some will also go to charity, of course. ♡

 

[Inner Smile]

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya's biggest thrill these days is sponsoring racing car drivers, and envisioning her car zooming around the track.

Spoiler: True!

 

[disneyteletubby]

In addition to her awards, Enya has a miniature collection of racing cars that have her logo on them.

 

[4000 Monkeys]

She also still looks MIGHTY FINE in HEAD TO TOE LEATHER and DOESN'T SHE KNOW IT!

 

[Bypass]

Enya has applied for a South Sudanese passport.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya's tears dry on their own (covering Amy Winehouse)... ♡

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya almost forgot that it's been 2 months since Nicky Ryan passed... she wants to learn the lyrics to cover her lesser-known En Mi Soledad track (rumba instrumental performed and arranged by herself and Nicky).

Spoiler

 

[Bypass]

Enya has applied bleach to her scrotum

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has had to point out a few times (mostly before she turned 30, but the odd occasion after ) that she was not assigned male at birth and has never transitioned.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya then realised (or probably knew years ago) that this boy choir Libera are known in their own right

I wonder if Enya helped arrange their 2009 performance on Last Choir Standing.

(Even if not, she agrees that they did better than Celtic Woman)

 

[Agneeta]

Enya often fantasies about Compo from Laat Of The Summer Wine.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya had a look at that evolution video, and though it's not very accurate, she likes the half-generated outfits (especially these)

 

[Shoat]

A tired and emotional Enya has signed up to receive resilience coaching from Hannah Ingram-Moore

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya would much rather go back to that spa with Roma, where they were known as Patricia and Shane, and do stretches to Orinoco Flow.
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Eithne Pádraigín's quote about hearing her own song at a spa plus her and Roma addressed as Patricia and Shane

‘Oh yes, it did happen, it was very strange sensation to stand in a spa. It was myself and Roma and we went in for a workout class and we just stood there. But I was being called Patricia, my second name, and she was called Shane, it’s her second name, and the next thing they played Orinoco Flow and I just thought, “this is the last thing I’d ever do, to sort of relax and do stretches to Orinoco Flow.”
~Enya, 2015 ♡

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya says she was technically the first gay kiss on Irish TV preceding the UK first by a year!

Spoiler: (she kissed presenter Gay Byrne on the lips 😅)

Enya does so innocently of course
though he's a bit smug about it, and butchers the pronunciation a bit

on this day/evening in 1988...


I now think of that every Remembrance Day (and Enya's platinum award there )

 

[Agneeta]

Enya loves shitting on war memorials.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is nostalgic (not for the time of the war) but early November 1988: her first impromptu award in the Netherlands, and those snowy days in Norway, where she filmed a live action Frozen, years before it was intended to be an animation.

 

[disneyteletubby]

It has also just hit Enya that she is older than both her parents were that year (her father was 63, her mother 58).


They both had/have lived long lives, but Enya's dear brother Leon only lived to 62 and Moya with pulmonary fibrosis is unlikely to make it past her 80s.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya is nostalgic for Nazi concentration camps. She recalls her work there.

 

[Shoat]

Enya BAFFLED by the concept of aging and time, despite earning millions singing about it

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya may be re-recording So I Could Find My Way, but this time for Nicky Ryan himself. ♡
She may also play the harp atop a piano, as he once suggested to Moya to make it sound more interesting. 🪉

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya saw Mary Berry watching herself back, and supposes she could do the same, picking on her younger self and the presenters.

 

[Sardonicus]

Enya likes to scare tourists passing by the castle by pretending to be a ghost.

"I wave & smile mysteriously from a high window, then duck down so they think I've disappeared - I think a couple of them have actually shit themselves in fear," chuckled the ethereal diva.

 

[GNL]

Enya likes to scare tourists passing by the castle by pouring a bucket of hot oil on them.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya recently dry cleaned the Pudsey teddy bear she got in 2008 and has crafted a mini Enya wig for him.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya wants to make her acting debut (beyond the local pantomime in Gweedore). She still dreams of being an elf in Rivendell...

 

[Bypass]

Enya has been picking at her moose knuckle

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has been buying stocking fillers (for cats)

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya hopes to catch up with her niece and Ailsha as supporting acts

Spoiler

then being up early for however long to watch the Macau Grand Prix main race featuring two Formula Regional cars/racers she sponsors.

Spoiler

(Enya's ones came 2nd and 3rd in the qualifying race today; Mari Boya a possible winner later )

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was glad to have been up early to watch the Macau GP FR race and see the two guys she sponsors as the winners!

 

[Shirley]

Enya has finished the photoshoot for her personalized Christmas cards

Inspired by her great friends the Cheeky Girls, this year's theme is NAKED WITH STRATEGICALLY PLACED BAUBLES

 

[Agneeta]

Enya has been injecting the French with AIDS.

 

[ButterTart]

Enya says the song she most wishes she could have recorded is Matt Lucas’s ‘Thank You Baked Potato’

 

[Shirley]

Enya wonders whether the current turmoil at the BBC will mean she will never get a response to the 68 emails she has sent demanding a rerun of forgotten 70s late-night treat 'Celebrity Nude Wrestling live from Blackpool Tower' presented by Arthur Marshall

 

[Agneeta]

Enya was glad to see *insert TV show or cultural reference point* because she *insert something banal*