Speculate Wildly About Enya (1 Viewer)

Enya was glad to see *insert TV show or cultural reference point* because she *insert something anal*
 
Enya doesn't suppose suppositories are that pleasant, let alone anything else up the back end 😅
 
Enya has been told by the Cheeky Girls that she has what it takes to be an honorary Cheeky Girl:

a) has a similar-looking sister to dance or sing karaoke with 😊🎤 b) can sing to please most gays :disco: appearing petite and likely underweight :( and most importantly, c) has a good secondary income from dealing with cars. :D
 
Enya has decreed that all castles on Earth belong to Enya, and she has now deployed the military to seize Wizadora's castle by force.
 
Enya was reportedly furious that she issued this decree before discovering the existence of airborne castles. Construction companies nationwide say they've been bombarded with calls from the 'Anywhere Is' chanteuse, 27, demanding them to tell her why do they build castles in the sky.
 
Enya was glad to see Judy Finnigan's top fall down because she thinks women have gone too far and their public humiliation is a necessity.
 
Enya has declared Handle With Care by the Traveling Wilburys her favourite song (not by herself) of 1988, and doesn't care what Moopy's majority demographic think. :D
 
Enya was glad to see Florence hospitalised in her sex dungeon because she wanted the octodildo to herself.
 
Enya is rather amused by there now being a Bridget Jones statue in Leicester Square :D
Enya's relieved to know that to this day, she does not have a statue or wax model of herself. ☺️
:enya: but a Moopy icon is quite an honour 🤗
 
Enya likes trifle, and the jelly (strawberry or raspberry) is often her favourite bit. 😋
However, she prefers a tiramisu and calling the lady/sponge fingers savoiardi biscuits. 🪄
 
Enya says Kate Bush is one of the last banshee-like recording artists she'd collaborate with, not because of the woman personally, but fear that AI would morph the two artists' faces and hairstyles, thus creating an image of singing Ghislaine. 😅
 
Back to lady's fingers (meat-free food, not the sausage fingers of approximately 95% of women:*) Enya would quite like a side of stir-fried okra next time she has a dish of the Indian subcontinent. 😋

*I have thin fingers so that's how I see it :-D
 
Enya is happy for them, though a little overwhelmed that when "enya" is searched under the newest editorial photos on Getty Images, the newest results feature Gen Z sportspeople. ☺️
(She's much less happy about seeing Ms. Umanzor pop up instead though. 😅)
 
Enya is also "in love with the Argentine Tango, but knows it's the hardest dance to do because of the flicky legs and stuff" :D 💃🏻


Somehow, though I'm not a ballroom/Latin dancer at all, the flicky leg thing (gancho) is one of the few moves I can do (around my own leg) fairly well. :-D
 
Enya would like to remind listeners that she can produce music, but it's too personal to put on the album. ☺️
Enya co-produced (at least 6 years prior to the Oasis track) her Morning Glory 😊 🌺

:enya:
 
This actually is a bit wild (and sad if true :()
that Enya was at the centre of some social media discussions regarding mistreatment in her childhood
suggesting she had been sexually abused as a child (she couldn't really remember it though) by her father 💔and that her mother was widely claimed to have been a narcissist.
:(
 
However, Enya (also in that dream) brightened up a gloomy Christmas fayre in Ireland by speaking to a RTÉ journalist saying "Are you toast?" jokingly followed by "Are you on toast?" 😆 🍞🍷
 
When Enya hears Gaga sing "like a poem said by a lady in red" ♥️ she is either thinking of her Amarantine promotional tour, or Chris de Burgh singing "and it went: Na-na-na na-na-na na-na na na" :D
 
Enya declares one can be a living saint if the people they piss off kind of give up and admit it. :D
":angel:" has been my best post to date I think...!
 
Enya is mildly amused that speculating wildly et al. has created such chaos on Moopy, but is more than okay if the whole forum becomes some read-only little archive. Like her trio-ship, it was fun while it lasted, and just as fun to look back on. 🤗🎶
 
Enya has been banned from the Old Bull Inn for flashing her minge at the regulars.
 
Enya is leaning over a sofa arm and chanting some Latin to keep her teeth from chattering. 🥶 :D

including domine-o-venite-o-sacramentum-eo-deo :disco:
 
disneyteletubby said:
Enya would like an episode of Scam Interceptors based around Enya-related Facebook scams. 💡 At the least, meet this Northern Irish guy 'Jim Browning', and learn how to 'ethically hack'. :thumbsup: 🖥️
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Enya is glad that the Scam Interceptors have taken this on (celebrity facebook scams) and supposes it's good they chose Amanda Holden, because Enya admittedly can't rely on herself to react dramatically enough. 😅

I sort of get this; when there's a celebration/congratulations I am kind of at the right tone, and look surprised enough for the occasional nice surprise, but to appear shocked at something, especially for the camera, is near-impossible. :3
 
Enya is kind of excited for Spotify Wrapped being around the corner, and maybe, just maybe, she has done an artist video for it. ☺️🎶
:enya: ♡
 
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