Speculate Wildly About Enya (4 Viewers)

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has gone off almost all animal meat and is having a spiced salmon fillet for Christmas instead maybe with some KFC on the side like the Japanese do.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya will be consuming more meat than ever. Fresh babies from Waitrose are on the top of her list.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya will be increasing her intake of soy meat which is good for most post-menopausal but not for bleeding.

 

[Agneeta]

Sorry but I saw Enya at the end of a Pepperoni conveyer belt the other today, with her mouth open. I counted her swallow sixty whole.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is considering more Lalique pieces to get herself for Christmas and after hearing about the artiste collaboration, she will get the Tanagra advent calendar.

 

[Agneeta]

Makes a change from last year when her advent calendar was a human toe each day.

 

[Sardonicus]

Enya has declared war on Edie Brickell & The New Bohemians

 

[Finn]

Enya's favourite Boyzone song is Love Me For A Reason

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya celebrates World Olive Tree Day by pampering her plant and chatting to her aptly-named sister about trees.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is a bit tired of people going "oh Enya is an introvert just like me". She has settled with the newer term of otrovert.

 

[Shirley]

Enya's been having the most terrible trouble tracking down enough indigenous dwarfs who are willing to dance naked at her New Year party

She's starting to think she might have to shell out for dodgy imports

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was going to say thank goodness Thanksgiving is nearly over, but remembered that America lives in the past.

 

[Bypass]

Enya has decided to take up rimming.

 

[disneyteletubby]

I idly liked this on Twitter about an hour ago, not realising it was a new enyatv upload...!

Enya is popping bubblewrap in the background of this

Spoiler: Another fun AI response :D

 

[Bypass]

Enya has never known what the prince AFFORDS

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was thinking back to The Frog Prince (1985) and daydreaming about why David Puttnam CBE was reminded of Enya from the movie script.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya spells the words "cosy" and "favourite" the American way ("cozy", "favorite")

 

[Bypass]

She CANNOT however abide by "color" and insists on spelling it the PROPER way with a U

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya realised that it was cozy yet controversial so the video title (and thumbnail) have been changed to be more peaceful

 

[Agneeta]

Enya dildo.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya drinks her own piss.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya shits on coffee tables.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya gets kids hooked on crack.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya is a rape suspect.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya is a backstreet abortionist.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya throws acid over families.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya supports Trump.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya's shit stinks

 

[Agneeta]

Enya caused 9/11.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya posts racist memes.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya hates several minorities.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya steals from the poor.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya has lupus.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya shares AIDS needles.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya set fire to the flats in Hong Kong.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya puts glass in food bank donations.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya is a self harmer, arms like a cattle grid.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya hates trans people despite having a penis and a nice set of balls.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya wet farts during rim jobs.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya eats her own poo.