The JESSIE J REAPPRAISAL thread

[Jark]

I keep seeing posters for an OUTDOOR GIG she's doing with JESS GLYNN

Line up of DREAMS.

I wonder if Jess will turn down Jessie's request for a photo backstage

"I'm actually WITH FRIENDS RIGHT NOW!"

 

[Halli]

I wonder if Jess will turn down Jessie's request for a photo backstage

"I'm actually WITH FRIENDS RIGHT NOW!"

Jessie is the star out of the two. Jessie wouldn't go to to SEXY FISH in a TRACKSUIT and be banned, she'd ban herself by warbling to the sushi chef for 20 mins continuously....but... horses for courses I think they would let Jessie J stay?

 

[Shoat]

I actually think I might tolerate Je-Je-Jessie J if took back Party In The USA and deleted it from all existence

 

[Inner Smile]

Shoat do you like SEXY LADY

 

[K.C.]

It doesn't matter how good the songs are. Her singing is so grating. You're better off listening to a blender.

 

[Inner Smile]

You're better off listening to a blender.

What right do you have to bring Victoria Beckham into this

 

[Joseph]

What right do you have to bring Victoria Beckham into this

HOW DARE YOU

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Absolutely DELUSIONAL. The most DETACHED FROM REALITY I've ever seen someone live, and I saw BUCKS FIZZ in the YEAR OF OUR LORD 2022

 

[dUb]

Tell us more!

 

[K.C.]

She didn't compare herself to Aretha Franklin again did she?

 

[Apoca]

Did she sing "IiiIiIiIiIIiiiIi WaAAaaaAAaaaAa LOVE" ?

 

[AlgoAlex]

Ugh 4 miles away too close

 

[Pipo]

Did she sing "IiiIiIiIiIIiiiIi WaAAaaaAAaaaAa LOVE" ?

I hope she sang no nonono nono noooooo nono nonooononnnnnnoonononononno instead

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I hope she sang no nonono nono noooooo nono nonooononnnnnnoonononononno instead

She absolutely did, entirely straight faced.

 

[Soldi]

I mean.. I was EXPECTING WORSE.

 

[Halli]

Whatever and dUb comeback video please.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Include a TW next time please!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Y-Y-Y-Ye-Ye-YEEEES!

 

[funky]

Her new song is, dare I say it, not bad.

 

[Shoat]

Her new song is, dare I say it, not bad.

Unpopular Opinion thread NOW

 

[jyxz]

I received a threatening email about an upcoming Jessie J acoustic gig.

Why would anyone want this?

 

[jyxz]

Oh. Not forgetting INTIMATE

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I got the same email.

I've now changed email provider.

 

[K.C.]

But don't y'all wanna be INTIMATE with Jessie J??

 

[Joseph]

So she’s going to scream ACOUSTICALLY

 

[Mugatu]

I actually feel like with this and the BAFTAs performance she's starting to get the national treasure status she deserves? It was so intelligent to record a song with a metaphor about winning an award, it comes straight from the Jenna Maroney school of publicity.

Can't wait for her to bring out Ed (Sheeran, not me) and take it back to their old days doing an urban gig

 

[Shoat]

Any chance we'll get a Song Monitor Nicki Minaj appearance for Bang Bang (Acoustic Urban Throwdown)?

 

[funky]

Imagine those CH-CH-CH-CHING CHINGS echoing around said intimate acoustic space...

 

[Pipo]

Can you reply to the email with THIS?

 

[Pipo]

this is devastating, stay strong J J J Jessie J

Pop singer Jessie J says she has been diagnosed with early breast cancer

The English pop singer Jessie J says she has been diagnosed with early breast cancer. She says she will undergo surgery after her performance at the London music festival Capital’s Summertime Ball next weekend.

apnews.com

 

[Tisch]

Come on moopy, do better, the QUEEN OF POO has had a new album out all day!

 

[Tisch]

But am I going to listen?

 

[Suedehead]

 

[Suedehead]

I think we need a poll of what's worse no nononnonono or ppppp-p--pppppprice tag

 

[Pipo]

Having an album where every fucking song title is typed in capital letters doesn't make you quirky JESSICA.

 

[Suedehead]

Having an album where every fucking song title is typed in capital letters doesn't make you quirky JESSICA.

I mean Katy Perry did that for Yeah, 143 and we all saw how that turned out..

 

[Halli]

She was on Graham Norton last night performing, and whilst her voice is amazing, I am not sure she's going to get anywhere with the track she was performing...all very DATED

 

[Inner Smile]

The guests on Graham Norton this series have been shit

 

[Joseph]

She was on Graham Norton last night performing, and whilst her voice is amazing, I am not sure she's going to get anywhere with the track she was performing...all very DATED

That “song” was awful

I think I managed 30 seconds worth

 

[Inner Smile]

Can't beat Domino