It’s New Year’s EVE not New Year’s STEVE

All Wetherspoons is good for is as a public toilet when there's nowhere else around.

And perhaps pinching a few sachets of condiments here and there.
 
I prefer the Lounges anyway as a more hip and upmarket remix 💃
I don't know if it's a local thing only (we have loads of them as the chain started here), but they always have very disappointing side salads. Like a wilted apology.
 
I didn't sleep well last night anyway. It is a struggle, isn't it? Think I need to make some nibbles to keep me going. Perhaps finish that bloody pâté that's been staring at me every time I've opened the fridge since Boxing Day.
 
I didn't sleep well last night anyway. It is a struggle, isn't it? Think I need to make some nibbles to keep me going. Perhaps finish that bloody pâté that's been staring at me every time I've opened the fridge since Boxing Day.

I've been eating so much rubbish these past two weeks I feel dreadful.
 
My capacity to eat crap food is unfortunately seemingly limitless.

And my bowels certainly know it.
 
Just saw this and thought of you! @Sheena
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I have taken to my bed and left hubby and in-laws to it. I can’t bear another year of watching them spend midnight texting everyone while I SEETH.
 
Why did Louise accept a backing vocal gig from Ronan?
 
In bed with a brew now, listening to dickheads loosing off explosives because they simply can't wait another fourteen minutes to stare gormlessly at shiny bang bangs in the sky. Meanwhile the dog's cowering and hasn't been able to go outside all night because of those same DICKHEADS.
 
just to check before celebrating the new year - is Cilla Black still dead?

Lulu is alive, well and terrorising the Hootenanny with Relight my Fire
 
Don't forget you can reuse your 2009 and 2015 calendars, hoarders :)
 

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