Melodifestivalen 2026: Deltävling One (Linköping)

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Mamma Mia, here we go again!

Melodi #1: Greczula - Half of Me
Andreas Werling, Karl Ivert, Kian Sang, Kristofer Greczula
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Scoring a highly respectable bronze medal in the 2025 contest, immaculately groomed show pony Greczula returns with some of the highest expectations of any participant in this year's Contest. Indeed, he's the current favourite to win the whole thing. With that in mind, putting him on first feels like a choice - nobody's won after opening the show since Charlotte Perrelli in 1999, and that was back when the show was a one-night gala hosted in Stockholm's glitziest wine bar.

His entry last year was pure pastiche, and this year looks to be no exception, with early reviews describing it as somehow both 'Pure ABBA' and 'SO QUEEN'. Overall the vibe is mixed-positive, with some critics still claiming it could win with the right stage show, while others admit that they're a tad underwhelmed. But he should have enough polish to easily land in the top 3 on Saturday, barring any disasters.

Overall odds position: 1st
Heat odds position: 1st


Melodi #2: Jacqline - Woman

Dino Medanhodzic, Jimmy Jansson, Moa "Cazzi Opeia" Carlebecker, Thomas G:son
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Call the police! Our effortless diva has been done seriously dirty by this running order slot!

To be fair, Jacqline's 2024 debut, while impressive, definitely fell a bit into the category of 'things gay people like' (tm: @dUb ), ending up in 9th place in the final and enjoying modest local chart action in the aftermath. Subsequent singles did not exactly race up the charts either, suggesting this might be a bit of a make or break moment.

Pleasingly, despite the ill tidings of the death slot, the reviews have been broadly positive for this one so far! Described as vocally demanding and dramatic, Ariana Grande's Problems with a schlager-infused chorus and a natural sister to Effortless, most predict this will qualify in some form at the end of the night.

Overall odds position: 12th
Heat odds position: 4th


Melodi #3: Noll2 - Berusade ord

Fredrik Andersson, Jakob Westerlund, Wilmer Öberg
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Giving strong 'two lads with a podcast' vibes, Noll2 are this year's first Melfest debutants, although they did previously sing background vocals on no less an anthem than I Won't Shake by La Gunilla. CAMP!

They had a modest local hit last year with a sweet/boring song called Störd, which apparently went mildly viral in upper Klimpfjäll. The acccompanying video is endearingly DIY, but does not suggest magnetic stage presence is on the cards.

However, reviews have been fairly warm and apparently they're bringing a bit more danceable energy with a lot of fiddles. Basically, the vibe is Væb.

Overall odds position: 29th
Heat odds position: 5th


Melodi #4: Junior Lerin - Copacabana Boy

Fredrik Andersson
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Bearing a worrying resemblance to Gregg Wallace preparing to crack a hilarious funny about a co-worker's tits, Junior Lerin is your obligatory non-musical TV personality drafted in to generate a few free column inches. He has no apparent experience as a performer or recording artist, although he did do a few weeks on Swedish Strictly last year.

Sometimes the Swedes like to get a bit silly with stuff like this, but just as often it's strictly a one-night only affair, which seems to be the likelihood based on the reviews. Stromae meets Sean Banan is the consensus, with some scribes noting that the recording is remarkably low quality even for Melfest filler.

Overall odds position: 30th (last)
Heat odds position: 6th (last)


Melodi #5: Indra - Beautiful Lie

Anderz Wrethov, Indra Elg, Kristofer Strandberg, Laurell Barker, Robert Skowronski
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***Laurell Barker klaxon!***

Another new face for 2026, Indra only released her debut single Fake It With a Smile late last year. Prior to that, she had a brief run on the seemingly deathless Melfest contestant generator that is Swedish Idol.

And... that's about it. Reviews are mixed-positive, comparisons to Adele and Billie Eilish abound, particularly their Bond themes. Some feel a strong performance could edge her ahead of the more polished competitors, but the broad expectation is that she's here as a palate cleanser...

Overall odds position: 20th
Heat odds position: 3rd


Melodi #6: A*Teens - Iconic

Dino Medanhodzic, Jimmy Jansson, Lina Hansson, Moa "Cazzi Opeia" Carlebecker, Thomas G:son
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...and finally we come to the main course!

Blessed/cursed with a band name that gets funnier with every passing year, the now decidedly middle aged A*Teens are reunited for their first ever Melodifestivalen appearance as a group.

Genuinely huge in the early 00s (Less so in the UK, but they had two Gold-selling albums in the USA!), what began as an obvious novelty cash-in - their first album was exclusively made up of perky ABBA covers - they ultimately evolved into a sort of Swedish Steps, with hits such as Upside Down, Floorfiller and Closer to Perfection easily standing alongside the very best of LSL and co.

As is often the way of things, they proved to be far greater than the sum of their parts. Marie and Sara both have iconic solo Melfest disasters in their past, and Marie released a fun solo album that sold about 15 copies despite being produced by some fairly expensive producers for the time (justice for That's The Way My Heart Goes!)

They finally jumped on the reunion bandwagon in 2024, with a well-received interval act at that year's Melfest, plus a vocally suspicious set at Mighty Hoopla last year. Now they're in it as competitors. Can they win it? Probably not, this very much reads as a nostalgia blast for local viewers.

Reviews are decidedly mixed, with some breathless comparisons to classic Alcazar sitting alongside complaints that the chorus just doesn't hit as hard as it needs to. But they'll have the highest budget, the most stage experience, the lowest volume on their individual microphones and hopefully enough millennial goodwill behind them to push them into the finals.

Overall odds position: 9th
Heat odds position: 2nd
 
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Oh thank GOODNESS :disco:

GOTT IN HIMMEL at that nothingy Indra one outdoing Jacqline in the odds.
 
I'm expecting Junior Lerin to have the same sumptuous 'recorded on a potato' quality as the seminal CARPOOL KARAOKE
 
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My expectation is that Schlagerprofilerna are wrong and we'll actually be getting everything we want from A*Teens, but THERE WE ARE.
 
I’ve found Melfest quite SHIT in the last couple of years (although I did enjoy going to the SWEDISH CHURCH for last year’s final). But this heat does seem rather ENTICING.
 
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I really dislike the 6 entries per heat era. I know we get more overall, but it's really made for heats with that bit less character, and that bit more likely to feel like a letdown if there's less stuff there that hits out of the gate.
 
Also it’s really taken away the UNDERSTUDY THRILL of andra chansen, even if it was the obvious ratings lemon.
 
Grezcula - I had no expectations of this after that watery dribblepiss abomination he queefed out last year, but this is actually mint. I can't see how it's supposed to be a potential winner since it would be eaten alive at Eurovision, but it's FUN4MELLO.

Jakkckqline - Melodifestivalen's adventures in AI part 1. I can see why this got the death slot, sadly. Unless it adds layers in full that aren't evident in the snippet, this is a poor follow up to Effortless.

Noll2 - I've listened to this three times and I'm none the wiser about what it's supposed to be or why it's in the competition. They look like they listen to Radio 5 Live in the car and have a failed YouTube pranks n' challenges channel.

Junior Lerin - It is imperative that the performance of this MASTERPIECE is an absolute disaster. This has glorious catastrophe written all over it :disco:

Indra - The rare instance of previews saying something sounds like a Bond theme which then actually does sound like a Bond theme. This is actually decent and I'd not rule it out.

A*Teens - Melodifestivalen's adventures in AI part 2. This sounds EXCELLENT and exactly what I was expecting from A*Sexual in 2026.
 
Edit: Jacqline's growing on me actually
 
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Grezcula - MUCH better than last year but I’m surprised no review mentioned that it’s actually a lot of Elton John? Prediction: 2nd

Jacqline - my husband is absolutely furious - “she’s had TWO YEARS TO GET IT TOGETHER” - I think this is okay but I need to hear it in full. Anything that sounds even slightly like Christina Aguilera is a BIT DODGE guys. Prediction: 4th

Noll2 - this is great so far. Experience tells me it won’t translate live. Prediction: 5th

Junior Lerin - re-using Buttertart’s comment: It is imperative that the performance of this MASTERPIECE is an absolute disaster. This has glorious catastrophe written all over it :disco: prediction: 7th

Indra - she has suffered a lot of bullying because of her unusual voice. Think this is the angle that could tip it over the line. It’s good! Prediction: 3rd

A*Teens - everything I hoped for and more. The dangerous important sounding verses leading into a heartfelt chorus - that tone shift on ‘light’ in starlight ! - this is going to win the whole thing. Marie Serneholt made a great funny this week when she bragged about how brilliantly her previous entries had gone - “at least when I hosted in 2011 I knew I’d at least get to the final” [the rest of the A Teens congratulate her on her 2011 Final place]

Thousands of South American fans are apparently boarding planes to go support them in this heat - and if they have a VPN and are aged between 3-16 then this competition is OVER. Prediction: 1st
 
"Iconic" by A*Teens probably qualifies as the most fabulous song I've heard since last year when the snippet of "Love It!" by Victoria Silvstedt dropped :disco:

Jacqline sounds great, maybe because the rest of the heat promises to be a lot less fun.

Noll2 and Indra sound cute and inoffensive.

Grezcula made one minute feel very long as he seemed to be repeating the song title on a loop.

And then there's "Copacabana Boy"... OI OI OI :disco:
 
01 - A*Teens - I'm sorry but these are possibly the most impressive vocals EVER delivered by a drum machine?? I began to have a panic attack at the closing of the clip, not only because it was finishing but also because of the realisation that it was about to go into a DOUBLE CHORUS. I have placed an emergency call to the Swedish House Wives to inform them I will no longer be requiring their services and will be ceasing to live when I hear the middle eight / key change combination (that I insert into this by hook or crook if the original songwriters fail to include it)

02 - Junior Lerin - Some of you have never been Copacabana Boys and maybe do not know that they only make this sound when they are VERY distressed (approaching 30). As this potato appears to be somewhere in its 80s, emergency measures were clearly needed. I don't believe I have ever heard a song this immediately annoying/catchy, and can only agree that it is imperative that the performance of this MASTERPIECE is an absolute disaster - I want new notes to be created :disco:

03 - Greczula - I love an apology tour, and after last year's horror I will be holding space with this "gays please love me I've listened to ABBA More Gold too!!" odyssey as I decide whether or not to permit Dracula (sp?) to live

04 - Jacqline - look pivoting from Agnes to Ariana is the wrong way to go in life missy

05 - Noll2 - I actually have really strong views against creativity and artistry

06 - Indra - okay I know what I just said but I also have really strong views against uncreativity and plagiarism when I could just listen to Skyfall in the first place
 
Also if the tracks are released in full on streaming services on Friday like last year, we may be only hours away from getting A*Teens in full when their holy prophecy is unveiled to New Zealand :disco:
 
Grezcula - MUCH better than last year but I’m surprised no review mentioned that it’s actually a lot of Elton John? Prediction: 2nd

Oh this is blatantly inspired by Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting).
 
Well with these boxes they have borrowed from one of the greatest staging concepts of all time - and yes I mean I Love It by Victoria Silvstedt and NOT Ani Lorak
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Half of me is GREAT, classic pop chord progression, I’m hooked!

But anyways - A*Teens SUPREMACY! :disco:

Jacqline, really? That’s all you got?
 
I'm surprised you're not more on board with Jacqline here.
I! COULD! BE YOUR WOMAN!
PROUD! TO! BE A WOMAN!
WHAT! ELSE! RHYMES WITH WOMAN?
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Wait - if we don’t find out the andra chansen qualifier until the aftershow, doesn’t that mean Globen or Bust has basically been abolished? What TERRIBLE TELEVISION!
 
I'm starting to get increasingly worried / excited Junior Lerin might go to andra chansen. He appears to be SOMEWHAT POPULAR
 

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