Katy Perry - Lifetimes (Flop single + Destroyer of Protected Dunes)

[Shoat]

I know it will come as a shock to us all

But Lifetimes has dropped out of the top 100 after a solitary week

 

[Joseph]

Her album of one week wonders

 

[K.C.]

This level of floppage can only mean one thing: she was ahead of her time.

 

[Lucille]

Th dunes always have their revenge.

 

[AlgoAlex]

Just heard a child singing this at the SWIMMING POOL. HIT

 

[funky]

Just heard a child singing this at the SWIMMING POOL. HIT

are you sure they weren't just VIOLENTLY DROWNING?

 

[Pipo]

SEXY CONFIDENAwwrghhhhhhHH

 

[Joseph]

 

[Lucille]

Why would you say this to STEVIE NICKS?

 

[supermassive]

Stevie doesn't even know what she's missing

 

[GNL]

Stevie supports other women. She saves her ire for the wicked Lindsey Buckingham.

 

[straightorbroken]

"Who are your rivals?" Did she expect Stevie to start telling her what a nippy cow Joni Mitchell is or something?

 

[Suedehead]

Can we close this thread already it’s tragic just like her albimm

 

[Pipo]

not until the re-release is out.

 

[Suedehead]

is her tour still happening

 

[Shoat]

We cannot close yet. For closing is forgetting. And we cannot let our sexy confident mistress forget until she has RE-SANDED THE DUNES

 

[Suomi]

How was Lifetimes not a huge worldwide number 1 single?

I’m not surprised it took ten people to write it, it’s incredible. It’s just so mindless!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Watching Hacks and just got assaulted by this, basically in full.

Who do I send the LAWSUIT to?

 

[Eddie]

Justin Trudeau.

 

[POP!]

 

[Pipo]

WICKEDLY EVIL!!

 

[Pipo]

There's no ending to her wicked, wicked ways!

 

[GNL]

Good songs though.

 

[Lucille]

The one that got away with sex crimes!

 

[Shoat]

Only KP would see sexual assault accusations as an opportunity for DELUXE RE-ISSUES

 

[GNL]

I do think it's incredible that in the last few years Katy Perry has destroyed sand dunes, begun a dalliance with a former world leader, been to space, and now been Me Too'd for historic sex crimes against an Orange is the New Black b-plot. She's always up to something. Where does she find the time?

 

[K.C.]

Only KP would see sexual assault accusations as an opportunity for DELUXE RE-ISSUES

Best press she's had in years!

 

[K.C.]

I do think it's incredible that in the last few years Katy Perry has destroyed sand dunes, begun a dalliance with a former world leader, been to space, and now been Me Too'd for historic sex crimes against an Orange is the New Black b-plot. She's always up to something. Where does she find the time?

Justice 4 the dead nun!

 

[Lucille]

I forgot she went to space.

 

[FannyFaudrey]

Don't forget she also publicly accepted a Tesla from that billionaire filth!

 

[Pipo]

and that she revealed her DISGUSTING (and no doubt, CRUSTY!) vagina before attempting to rub it into a poor woman's face

 

[Jark]

yes but she also released Never Really Over so it's all balanced

 

[K.C.]

It's ok, Ava Max is on her writing team!!

 

[supermassive]

I do think it's incredible that in the last few years Katy Perry has destroyed sand dunes, begun a dalliance with a former world leader, been to space, and now been Me Too'd for historic sex crimes against an Orange is the New Black b-plot. She's always up to something. Where does she find the time?

Sounds like a Vanessa Feltz prank call waiting to happen

 

[Dark Carnival]

The one that got away with sex crimes!

+ murdering a nun + annihilating the dunes

 

[Devil]

And she’s still more palatable than half of the others. Queen

 

[K.C.]

 

[supermassive]

The era that cannot be stopped

 

[Lucille]

“They said I couldn’t
I did it”

Someone please teach her about CONSENT!

 

[Shoat]

I'm sorry

What is it we said she couldn't?

There are lots of things we said we shouldn't. Work with Dr Luke. Pollute beaches. Slaughter nuns.

Nobody forbid her from doing some nice little jigs on stage.