The OFFICIAL Victoria Beckham topic

[Joseph]

“The sun-kissed warmth of a secret escape”

 

[GNL]

I remember where it all began...

 

[Pipo]

Who's out there pondering "I want to smell like Victoria Beckham"?

bitch do you really need to ask?

 

[K.C.]

 

[K.C.]

Buy her makeup!

 

[Pipo]

No we won't !

 

[straightorbroken]

The sales pitch is unbelievably insincere

 

[FannyFaudrey]

It's like a spoof!

 

[Pipo]

It's like a spoof!

Nothing will beat these tho

 

[Joseph]

 

[Pipo]

What a plot twist. I haven't gotten anything from GAP in ages, and I'm afraid that's about to change (if I find anything from the line remotely nice).

 

[dUb]

So nice to hear that effortlessly natural delivery of a scripted line once again!

 

[straightorbroken]

Not even a "you wouldn't believe what I'm doing"? Worse than Geru.

 

[Dark Carnival]

So nice to hear that effortlessly natural delivery of a scripted line once again!

You’d almost think it’s AI!

 

[Pipo]

btw, happy belated Birthday to this bitch. Lately I've found all of them so off putting I didn't even bother to bump the topic. 52y.o., and she doesn't look a day older than 70.

 

[K.C.]

 

[Pipo]

Jennifer looks great and doesn't seem to have a stick up her ass.

 

[Jark]

you love this woman so SHUT UP!

 

[Pipo]

She keeps empowering women through FASHUN and NO reunion is on the cards (pretends to be shockeD)



The GAP collection looks cute.

 

[straightorbroken]

She looks incredible with the hair.

I'd comment on the accent, but I do think when you're speaking to people from another country, he effort to speak clearly kind of irons your accent away a little. Not that she sounds dramatically different.

 

[straightorbroken]

All this talk of The Gap as if it's an actual person almost fools me into thinking she's talking about her good chum Kéllé Bryan. Can't finish the interview though

 

[K.C.]

Her playlist for The Gap collab Is @funky on her payroll??

 

[Shoat]

Excuse me but where is the ultimate 90s hip-hop anthem I WANT YOU BACK by Melanie B

 

[straightorbroken]

I'd love for Mel B to leave that exact voice mail and then yell "TELL ME!"

 

[K.C.]

If she did actually make this list then I love her for including Teedra Moses.

 

[Jark]

"I have passed my musical genes, if you like, down to Cruz..."

no doubt about that

 

[Joseph]

I’d clown her but that is a great list of songs lol

 

[Pipo]

You fools doubting Queen VB's musical taste when she clearly knows a RAW urban HipHop beat when she hears one



Excuse me while I bop around my living room wearing this

Ugh, so URBAN it hurts

 

[Halli]

Where the fuck is LIFE by Des'ree

VB loves TOAST too

BOYCOTT GAP & VB

 

[Pipo]

Where the fuck is LIFE by Des'ree

VB loves TOAST too

BOYCOTT GAP & VB

Would you rather a Mel B x Poundland collection or Emma Bunton x Claire's Clearance Bin ?

 

[Halli]

There's only one SG collection that I got on board with, the rest? NEXT

 

[Pipo]

not gonna lie, I was also an early fashun adopter

 

[K.C.]

Buy her clothes!

 

[Pipo]

I am planning to, just not at the moment hun!

 

[Joseph]

Quite a few pieces are already sold out

 

[GNL]

Her clothes are always so BORING.

 

[GNL]

I know in her heart she wishes she could wear velour tracksuits and Canadian tuxedos again.

 

[Pipo]

Who was asking for her workout routines a few months back? Here she graces us showing of how you can be strong and look like you haven't eaten anything since 2009

 

[Jark]

David just relentlessly trolling this is the marriage I aspire to one day

 

[straightorbroken]

Love that Victoria thinks that's working hard at the gym.