United Kingdom 2026: LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER - Eins Zwei Drei

[Finn]

Trailblazing

 

[Iguana]

His paternity leave won't even be over by then!

 

[lolly]

 

[wildchild]

The song has reached ONE MILLION streams on Spotify

 

[VoR]

Even the DOA German entry is on 3.5m so I wouldn’t get overly excited…

 

[lolly]

I think I read it was the 24th song this year to do so, so yes. Woo.

 

[Inner Smile]

I'm into this tbh, it's mad but good. The lyrics make no sense but it has been written that way deliberately I think. Part of its charm. It won't do anything though

 

[rhythmbandit]

 

[Finn]

It's giving 00s-era CBBC star singing fun song at a regional panto

 

[Sheena]

It’s all a bit DAZ SAMPSON at this point, isn’t it?

 

[Sheena]

The last couple of years really do feel like we’ve gone back to the bad ole days.

 

[rhythmbandit]

Here's the full perf:



There appears to be technical difficulties at the start, it really doesn't bode well.

 

[Finn]

One of the worst things I've ever seen

 

[Soldi]

Tarot says 23rd (ahead of Germany and Austria)

 

[disneyteletubby]

I liked it at first, but staging isn't quite as impressive as hoped, gets a bit annoying after a few repeats, so my vote has dropped by a point (still a decent score).

 

[win_the_game]

This dog shit is tanking all voting systems. No doubt about it.

 

[lolly]

It's giving 00s-era CBBC star singing fun song at a regional panto

I was getting more deputy head of sixth form at an end of term show.

Horrible on multiple levels, either way.

 

[LumoLicious]

The last couple of years really do feel like we’ve gone back to the bad ole days.

2027 The return of Scooch.

 

[Dark Carnival]

That was hard to watch.

 

[rhythmbandit]

 

[lolly]

Yuck

 

[GNL]

Voice of an angle!

 

[lolly]

Voice of an angle!

grinder

 

[Tisch]

I'm trying to stay positive for the sake of ButterTart's sanity but I can't defend filming and posting THAT. Is it meant to be for the LOLZ? It deserves one of these

 

[Lucille]

I was ready to be weirdly turned on but I couldn’t even muster that.

 

[Suomi]

The worst UK entrant of all time. It’s as if he was cooked up by the We Could Send Adele And STiLL nOT WIN brigade

 

[Tisch]

Good news everyone! He's headlining Basildon Pride!

Basildon Pride Festival announces Eurovision act as headliner

The UK entry for the 2026 Eurovision song contest, Look Mum No Computer, has been announced as the headline act for this years Basildon Pride…

www.echo-news.co.uk

 

[Soldi]

Sara Cox only on Radio 2

 

[Pingu]

The BBC testing Rylan and Angela together then…

 

[Penelope]

The more I think about this entry, the more I feel like it's possibly just PingPong - Be Happy for straight people

 

[FetchFugly]

The BBC testing Rylan and Angela together then…

Well if you believe the press leaks(!) that decision has already been made.

I agree it is interesting that Sara was reported as replacing Mills previously and now Angela is front and centre.

 

[hyperwoof]

This feels like this person's last tilt at pop stardom before shuffling off to the Sleepy Time over 40s and Never Happened Sofa Area and Memorial Gardens.

 

[Soldi]

This just came on the radio in the office. First reaction was “what the hell is that”

 

[hyperwoof]

And what did they conclude?

 

[Soldi]

They assumed they we’re joking that this was the entry until
the end

 

[Sheena]

It feels like it really is getting 0 points across the board, right?

 

[Agneeta]

Yup. It's over.

 

[Agneeta]

The song is catchy, but the performances are excruciating.

 

[Soldi]

If the staging is half decent and “fun” I suspect it’ll scrape some televote points together.

 

[Sheena]

If the staging is half decent and “fun” I suspect it’ll scrape some televote points together.

I hope it doesn't. We need a true BOMB to kick us up the arse again.

The last couple of years jury votes have saved us and made us think we're still on some kind of right track.